Linda Hogan has a 19-year-old boyfriend – that looks like her son

June 2nd, 2008 // 82 Comments

Linda Hogan decided to one-up the Hulk by dating someone who not only looks like her child – but is practically the same age. In your face, brotha! Linda brought her suitor, 19-year-old Charlie, to the opening of the Palm Place Spa & Hotel where the Simpsons were also partying. Apparently, it was “Dysfunctional Celebrity Families Teetering towards Irrelevancy Night.” TMZ reports:

Charlie told us they are just friends — because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms.
Of course classy Linda made sure Charlie-poo had a drink.

Charlie does sort of look like a long-haired Nick Hogan. If you close your eyes and pretend, which Linda is all over. That said, I wonder if it’s awkward when she comes to visit Charlie at his house. You know, because his mom makes him keep the bedroom door open. Which, as a mother, Linda agrees with but doesn’t think that’s an excuse not to dry hump oh God I puked in my mouth. Napkin!

Photos: Splash News, Video: TMZ
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  1. horn dog al

    #35

    lol! sadly I would do her in a minute because all i get is porn while jerking off cuz my wife is menopause.

  2. justifiable

    #37 Yeah, incest – - otherwise known as rolling your own.

    And you know their pubes are bleached.

  3. Guy

    19? He looks more like late 20′s desperately trying to look younger.

  4. ph7

    #49 likes having sex with dry-rotted catcher mitts, too.

  5. Sick, sick, sick! O_o

  6. sj

    54 yeah with short skirts lol.

  7. Igottabemeeee

    Over at TMZ people are posting boycott letters to mail to all the media outlets regarding any show with these idiots on it. I hope it actually succeeds, and we never have to see their fake mugs on tv again.

  8. Hamper Lint

    Clear the room, I am going to vomit.

  9. lila

    ROCK ON!!!! GET IT LINDA!!!

  10. You know what else Linda has? Hair extensions. POW!

    http://www.jordanalorraine.com

  11. Packinwood

    This is hilarious!!! I don’t know who looks more ridiculous, him or her.

  12. basketcase

    There is no way this guy is 19.

  13. Racer X

    Linda is hot. I would so hit it.

  14. havoc

    Anal bleaching = Forgone conclusion.

    .

  15. Britt

    theres no way in hell this guy is 19…… if hes 19 that would make me ummm 12? and if he is… he better look for some help quick with that face. cant wait to see what he looks like at 25…. 40 maybe? get over it already linda….. the big leathery, over tanned, bleach muscle head isnt worth it… oh wait i was talking about your ex husband… not you

  16. roop

    #2 So true.

    This is such a publicity stunt. What 19 yr old (add 7 yrs) would want tap a leathery old braaaaud when you’ve got skank ho’s like the cast of the Hills, Britney or Megan Fox who frequently wheel themselves around clubs on a dolly with their legs in the air? This guy needs a better agent.

  17. COUGAR TEXAS

    Being a Cougar myself, I can say that usually we Cougars possess several qualities that wanna-be cougars such as Rawhide Linda does not. First, we take good care of our skin and bodies. That usual keeps up from turning that icky Oompa Loompa organge color that you see here. Second, we prefer our hair to be nicely conditioned and at least somewhat styled, which will prevent the “straw hat” look that Mrs. Saggy Tits is sporting in this photo. The Third sacred rule of being a smokin hot Cougar is we are very selective of the boy toy/man candy we sport on our arm ( or on our pelvis, back, face, etc). This guy is fucking putrid and looks to be more like 39 than 19.

    What I find most disarming about this photo and her selection is that this “guy” uses the EXACT same peroxide color bottle to color his hair that the Hulk uses. Ew.

  18. tallytastic

    he looks a little wrinkly/balding to be 19…

    yikes.

  19. brandon (randall's nephew)

    @67 so you find the photo and the guy disarming? Just for your info disarming means charming and engaging. But we all pretty much knew what you meant, I’m just here to educate hot ladies.

  20. ohh kay kay kayyy

    It’s true. He really is only 19, he’ll be 20 in September.
    I’ve gone to school with him since we were 5 til we were 18.
    It’s surprising that he would pull a stunt like this but honestly I don’t put it past Linda.

    Charley was known for his promiscuity throughout high school and this is just another chapter in his book.
    It doesn’t make this right but if I know Charley he’s just living up to his 19 year old “boy” qualities especially since it’ll probably be his sexual peak.

  21. CRAZY

    Charley is really 19, I vouch for him too. It isn’t surprising to me that he is doing this. He is a tool and honestly does look like 70′s gay porn star. I think Linda would have chosen someone who had less acne than Charley… In these pics he looks old because he is covering his zits… I hope she bought him proactiv or something.

  22. Phil

    she has great cans….. i don’t blame him for gettin some…..lol

  23. Obviously

    This carnival family of disfunctionals always reminds me of one of Hulk Hogans pre-fight rantings ….

    ” LOOKEE HERE BROTHER …. THE EX HAS A RIGHT TO DATE ANYONE SHE WANTS TO BROTHER …. NO I DID NOT SAY HE’S NICKS BROTHER…..
    NICK SHOULD NOT BE MADE INTO A FELON JUST BECAUSE HIS FRIEND WAS TO STUPID NOT TO GET IN A CAR WITH HIM ….
    AND I WILL PRODUCE A NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED “LITTLE NICKYS ADVENTURES”. DEDICATED TO ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS OUT THERE WHO STILL DON’T KNOW US WELL, AND BASED ON LITTLE NICKY’S DAYS IN JAIL BROTHER !! ”
    “WHAT-CHA-GONNA-DO ….. when the hulksters walk away from YOU ?”

  24. Harry Ballzack

    HAHAHAHAHAHA …………… Dude’s only 19 and already going bald !!!!!
    What a “Chump-Ass-Punk-Bitch” …….. She gets off on balding males with bleached blonde straw hair I suppose. At least he took her snakey ass off the meat-market so she won’t be out there trying to suck onto some unsuspecting celebritard or even worse ….. some unsuspecting real man

  25. john

    heck she scares me with makeup on cant imagin wakin up in the morning next to her LOL

  26. don't judge

    I like a grown up with one kid, I sum times think what 2maro has to offer for my family but i know i’m a do my best to help in any way.. it’s a shame that people comment i hate the hogan family i don’t like this and that and u still want to comment if u really didn’t care u wouldn’t to start it’s a shame that people say i hate mein it’s a pitty that we sit down and realize that this people have feelings too this people make mistakes as u as me this people aren’t like this cause they really want but because of reasons. poor hulk he is the one i feel sorry with he always with his kids and that linda mein if she thinks she happy well wat can we do but she will realize that that 19 year old don’t like her cause she ain’t pretty enough and plus she frigin old sorry i mean it’s just to take u to think and brooke mein stop acting crazy money isn’t everything family matters are money takes u no where see it with ur mom.. help ur dad put maybe not to get back with her cause poor daddy.. welll nick he is where he should be i just hope that his best friend comes back from coma crazy young kids mein it’s for u to realize nick that having everything doesn’t help u from goin to jail here on earth we are all the same ….

  27. misterm4ever

    Right that guy is 19, and I have a 12 foot cock that spews semen that can cure cancer

  28. CAROLYN

    IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17′ ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

  29. CAROLYN

    IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17′ ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

  30. CAROLYN

    IS HE REALLY NINETEEN MAYBE HE IS ONLY 17′ ANYWAY MOST LIKLY SHE IS BUYING HIM ALCOHOL. EVERYBODY NEED TO CK HIS ID

  31. Dillhole

    Lucky man. I’d be all over that.

  32. @ #40, CJ you crusty hole. Men only want YOUNGER women anyway. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio- you will NEVER see him with a woman even NEAR his own age (36). Men turn their noses up at women unless the women are 23 yrs. old. And no , this so called “Cougar” title is just media making $. Some younger men will date older women and believe it- THEY pursue the OLDER women just like they do any other type of woman. For some younger men, youth is not the most important thing like it is to older men.

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