Linda Hogan decided to one-up the Hulk by dating someone who not only looks like her child – but is practically the same age. In your face, brotha! Linda brought her suitor, 19-year-old Charlie, to the opening of the Palm Place Spa & Hotel where the Simpsons were also partying. Apparently, it was “Dysfunctional Celebrity Families Teetering towards Irrelevancy Night.” TMZ reports:
Charlie told us they are just friends — because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms.
Of course classy Linda made sure Charlie-poo had a drink.
Charlie does sort of look like a long-haired Nick Hogan. If you close your eyes and pretend, which Linda is all over. That said, I wonder if it’s awkward when she comes to visit Charlie at his house. You know, because his mom makes him keep the bedroom door open. Which, as a mother, Linda agrees with but doesn’t think that’s an excuse not to dry hump oh God I puked in my mouth. Napkin!
p911gt10 | June 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm
well stop talkin about them and they’ll go away!
Hollywood Red | June 2, 2008 at 2:53 pm
That whole family has a boner for bleach.
KT | June 2, 2008 at 2:54 pm
She is such a skanky ho. I hate this family. The more I read about them, the more I realize just how evil the really are.
eh | June 2, 2008 at 2:54 pm
thanks now i just puked ….any one have mouth wash
oh and my eyes need to be cleansed as well
FRIST!!! | June 2, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Jimbo!!! How could you??!!!
PunkA | June 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
What #2 said.
Welcome to crazy town.
Sid | June 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
The worst part is he puts a bandanna over his pubic hair.
Famous Plastic | June 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm
The only reason he is hanging out with her is for the fame. Dirty.
Auntie Kryst | June 2, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Ja whol, tonight vee are goings to pahrty like eet’s 1939. Sieg heil!!
Bigheadmike | June 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Id hit it given the chance…..
being a boob man.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | June 2, 2008 at 3:10 pm
pic No. 6 is where she thinks, “oh lord, what have i done.”
but, by pic. No. 8, she’s over it.
alicia | June 2, 2008 at 3:11 pm
G-ROSS! He isnt even cute! If youre going to rob the cradle, pick the cute kid!
rumble grumble gurgle roar | June 2, 2008 at 3:14 pm
so….watched the video…very nice.
met at the beach. how cute.
friends with benefits?? since when is a dried up Sahara desert of a vagina that has been railed by Hulkamania and his 24-inch python a benefit?
hobo-quebec | June 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm
if this guy is 19, he must have started smoking around age 2.
mephime | June 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm
that guy does NOT look 19. If i saw them walking down the street, i don’t think I’d look twice…well, other than noticing the orange skin and trailer park white-yellow hair….
Steph | June 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Wow that guy doesn’t even look 19 to me..This whole family is screwed up. I think all that bleach is starting to eat away at their brain cells.
10pound | June 2, 2008 at 3:17 pm
engage gag reflex
Bonetown | June 2, 2008 at 3:18 pm
in that last picture, i’m pretty sure he’s got a boner. ew
Jimbo | June 2, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Does anyone in the Hogan family have an ass??
Hollywood Red | June 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Let me rephrase that… the whole family has a boner for bleach and pseudo-incest, what with Hogan bangin’ a Brooke lookalike and then rubbing oil on Real Brooke’s ass, and now Linda’s bangin’ Nick’s clone.
Under the Details section of the divorce papers I wouldn’t be surprised if Linda and Hulk wrote “Our kids wouldn’t let us bang them/watch them back them bang each other.” Cuz let’s be honest, isn’t that while all marriages fail?
FRIST!!! | June 2, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Jimbo, Charlie is her ass..
deacon jones | June 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm
This guy looks like a gay porno star from the 70′s
Barely Stearn | June 2, 2008 at 3:31 pm
What the hell…? Does the bleach blonde crap jump off the Hogans’ heads and leech itself on to any host head that strays too close…? I haven’t seen dye jobs this bad since Health Barkley rode the range with Nick, Jarrod, Victoria, and Audra!
By the by – in case I forgot to mention it lately: The sight of Heidi Montag in a bikini makes my man thighs moist…
Daniel | June 2, 2008 at 3:35 pm
lol Hobo Quebec you are so right, I saw his picture and thought “shit, if he’s 19 then I just became 12″
Jimbo | June 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm
There’s nothing wrong with DRY humping your mom. It’s when you act on those impulses – which every boy has – that you get in trouble.
Jimbo | June 2, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@25 Hey troll, how often do you “DRY” hump your mom??
lol wut? | June 2, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Can’t say I admire this guys dancing. However, nice one for reminding everyone of our favourite stereotype about white guys and the dance floor.
rhhh | June 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yea, wont be long til he balds as badly and the Hulk himself… and don’t forget the andro-induced, sagged-out bitch tits to go along with it. If I was hammered and this whore approached me for easy sex, yea, I’d probably drink somemore and then try to pound her
Jimbo | June 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Although it may cause multiple personality disorder. So I hear.
dmatt | June 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm
i would like to see the funbags, but that would be about it.
butterfly | June 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Where did that dilawar guy go? Here’s a couple blondes for you Dil! LOL
Erik | June 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm
He’s 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks at least 35. Too much sun making his skin and hair look like complete ass.
Ldog | June 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Jesus, the Hulk and his ex need to stop being so selfish and start thinking about their kids and how this is affecting them…
SlyAndTheFamilyStallone | June 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Tools:
Wrench.
Hammer.
This guy.
rick | June 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I’d love to see her stretched droop nipple-dowsing boobs and her gray-pube covered dark pigmented loose chewed up pussy. For a special treat, maybe her anus will be knotty!
deacon jones | June 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I like the belt buckle, thats still in style, right?
And yeah, that dude’s sporting wood in last pic
dmatt | June 2, 2008 at 3:56 pm
i think that family is into wife swapping or whatever you call it when you switch off with your kids. oh, incest. Its called incest.
The Big Lebowski | June 2, 2008 at 3:57 pm
This story is pretty damn funny, and so is the pictures of them on http://www.TheHumanHybrid.com
Ralph | June 2, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I hear he’s hung like a Brooke.
CJ | June 2, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The Cougar thing is worn down….time for women to start acting within 10 years of their age and that means leaving the children alone. I don’t care how damaged her self-esteem is after being subjected to the Hulk for so many years…she has no right to take her self-centered tendancies out on children. Yes, she looks okay for a woman her age….now find a man mature enough to appreciate it and not just looking to notch a bedpost with cougar trophy.
Zim | June 2, 2008 at 4:07 pm
He should date Lindsay Lohan instead, since they both look like they’re entering their golden years.
m | June 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm
wooooah, hold on! I’m 19 but this guy looks like he could be my father! he looks 40! and… like a douche
BCW | June 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm
COUGARMANIA RUNNIN’ WILD!
Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?
BCW | June 2, 2008 at 4:09 pm
COUGARMANIA RUNNIN’ WILD!
Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?
BCW | June 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm
COUGARMANIA RUNNIN’ WILD!
Whatcha gonna do when the cougar comes down on you?
veggi | June 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm
She’s got the right idea. At that age, you don’t have to suck for very long and the semen isn’t as thick and clumpy.
Oveta | June 2, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I’d like to see Linda take on Beth Chapman in an evening wear match.
http://www.funderpants.com | June 2, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I love how fucked up this family is! I hope nobody gets squished in a car while driving drunk anytime soon…
Surfer Joe | June 2, 2008 at 4:39 pm
She’s having fun and getting banged good. I love 40 plus women because a lot of them take care of themselves and look hot and are ready for some good banging.
Jackson | June 2, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I wonder if her and Kim Kardaskank wear the same brand girdles.