Linda Hogan carries her 19-year-old boyfriend’s skateboard for him

October 29th, 2008 // 73 Comments

Here’s Linda Hogan at LAX today with her man-child lover Charley Hill. I love how she’s carrying his skateboard through the terminal as if to say “Sure, I bang kids straight out of high school, but I’m a still a mom.” On that note, I hope Linda remembered to pack his GameBoy and juice box, or she’s going to have an unhappy camper on her hands. (Double entendre NOT intended I’m throwing up in my mouth now.)

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  1. ME!

    First!

  2. Lola

    This fucking washed-up hag is nothing more than a shameless whore…. This is just disgusting

  3. Why is she punishing Nick and Hulk? Horrible judgement this woman,,,what a walking nightmare….

  4. Matthew

    does his mommy approve the couple?

  5. Melf

    Not like the guy is any catch…. But wtf Linda Hogan is Raunchy, My Grandmother’s better looking!

  6. she's halloweeny 365

    that platinum haired, fake tittied skesis is going to drain the essence out of this gelfling. of course he doesn’t care though because like all males, he’s just so excited about some free poon. if his mother hadn’t also been his sister, he might have had enough brains to run.

  7. Dan

    Its a long board douche

  8. kelley

    Agree with No. 2 !!

  9. Dan

    Its a long board douche

  10. Ghost of Christmas Future

    Sarah Palin…Saaaraaaah Paaaaalin… Saaaaaaaraaaaaah Paaaaaaaaalin … are you listening, Sarah? If you continue your current behavior, this will be you and Trig twenty years from now…

  11. scrooge

    are they really in a ‘relationship’? that would be gross and kinda pedophiliac since hes barely legal.

  12. PlushBarbieTits

    its almost halloween and i still dont see any pix of my fav corpse: amy winehouse. WTF man.

  13. tp

    She looks like a drowned rat!!

  14. Does she realize she’s pathetic, or does she think she’s cool?

  15. antoine

    Actually, I think that is Linda Hogan’s skateboard. She uses it when she wants to hang out with the other kids in the neighborhood!!!

  16. Oh BTW Linda — nothing screams WHITE TRASH more than your long acrylic nails.

  17. Geekz

    She’s so pink.

  18. malicious

    she’s in good shape, why not?

  19. MO

    I am sure he has stamina, but I like my men in their late 30s-50 because they have the experience and know how to satisfy a multi-orgamic female like me!

  20. He’s hung like a young pony. That’s all that matters.

  21. friendlyfires

    Desperate Housewives ain’t got nuthin’ on this brood. Why are my eyes burning? They’re melting! Shit!
    Hooooogaaaannnnnn!

  22. Andre The Giant's Ballsack

    The guy is banging some old poon, but what the fuck? He’s getting paid ain’t he?

  23. Ram Punchington

    Quote “…of course he doesn’t care though because like all males, he’s just so excited about some free poon.”

    Awesome, Number 6!!

    Thread Over

  24. bob

    What ate the ygoing?????????? I know they bot hlike sports very much. It is said they met each other on a sports community== mysportsdate.com– She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  25. Geez can you imagine being nick and young punk giving your mom anal? and you know these old broads are into it…

  26. mike

    She’s not even remotely MILF.

  27. mike

    My goat is a GILF and I am not the only one that says it.

  28. MCcains tumor

    She looks like Mr. Ed after walking through the sprinklers!! And #24 boob, go F- yourself.

  29. SimplySarah

    I still maintain that he is actually Jani Lane from Warrant.

  30. ParahSalin

    yuck

  31. shellibelli

    wow she doesnt look a day over 60,
    Shouldnt she be an honorary GILF at this point?
    She needs to serioulsy grow up if she thinks that boy toy
    is into her for her.

  32. TJ

    Man, as a mature babe with 2 kids, you know he has to do her anally for any tightness…otherwise it’s like doing a dishrag.

    Oh well. He can still play motorboat with her fake titties.

  33. bloomngflwr

    Ummmm is it just me or is her hair falling out?What is with these Hogans, and why should we even give a f*** about them?!

  34. Sunshine0625

    Linda you are a disgrace to your family and yourself….leave the boy alone and get your shit together!!

  35. meknow

    WTF this butthole can’t date someone his own age? Is there no sense of shame? By the way, he looks like a 6 ft 4 inch midget, He’s face looks like a midgets, I swear. Check it out!!

  36. Bam

    All those years of Hulks little bitty steroid pecker she thinks she hit the lottery.

  37. Ray

    Doing a dishrag, thats funny.

  38. Manny

    Oh dear…..

  39. earl wolfgang of saxony

    Alright! Another Hogan douchebag report. How thoughtful! More pictures of very ugly persons, ugly both inside and out.

    The douchebag lifestyles, activities, redneck subplots and media whoring qualify this family for a trip to the Jerry Springer Show.

    No, Hulk, you are not bigger than Springer so don’t even think about it.

  40. british goober

    What a whore-iffic family

  41. what do you mean exactly by: “A DESPERATE AMERICAN”?

  42. Baldy

    Cute sandles!!!!!!!! ilmao!!!

  43. She SUCKS BIG TIME !!!!

    XOXO !!

  44. rolacWAHHHH

    I’d disown myself from my mother if this ever occurred in my family. How do the kids deal with this and not go insane?!

  45. Suzee

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

  46. Suzee

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

  47. Suzee

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

  48. Ummm

    I don’t think you get it…

    This is simply her way of pissing off Hulk Hogan. The 17 year old getting poon is just incidental. He’s getting some, but only until she realizes H.H. doesn’t give a shit anymore, if he even does now.

    Still, it has to be a bit of a blow to his ego.

  49. Observer

    It’s sad, if it were a guy dating a 19 year old girl, all the guys would be congratulating him…

  50. Observer

    It’s sad, if it were a guy dating a 19 year old girl, all the guys would be congratulating him…

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