Linda Hogan carries her 19-year-old boyfriend’s skateboard for him

October 29th, 2008 // 73 Comments

Here’s Linda Hogan at LAX today with her man-child lover Charley Hill. I love how she’s carrying his skateboard through the terminal as if to say “Sure, I bang kids straight out of high school, but I’m a still a mom.” On that note, I hope Linda remembered to pack his GameBoy and juice box, or she’s going to have an unhappy camper on her hands. (Double entendre NOT intended I’m throwing up in my mouth now.)

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Comments (73)

  1. ME! | October 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    First!

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  2. Lola | October 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    This fucking washed-up hag is nothing more than a shameless whore…. This is just disgusting

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  3. Rough Daddy | October 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Why is she punishing Nick and Hulk? Horrible judgement this woman,,,what a walking nightmare….

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  4. Matthew | October 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    does his mommy approve the couple?

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  5. Melf | October 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Not like the guy is any catch…. But wtf Linda Hogan is Raunchy, My Grandmother’s better looking!

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  6. she's halloweeny 365 | October 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    that platinum haired, fake tittied skesis is going to drain the essence out of this gelfling. of course he doesn’t care though because like all males, he’s just so excited about some free poon. if his mother hadn’t also been his sister, he might have had enough brains to run.

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  7. Dan | October 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Its a long board douche

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  8. kelley | October 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Agree with No. 2 !!

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  9. Dan | October 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Its a long board douche

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  10. Ghost of Christmas Future | October 29, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Sarah Palin…Saaaraaaah Paaaaalin… Saaaaaaaraaaaaah Paaaaaaaaalin … are you listening, Sarah? If you continue your current behavior, this will be you and Trig twenty years from now…

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  11. scrooge | October 29, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    are they really in a ‘relationship’? that would be gross and kinda pedophiliac since hes barely legal.

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  12. PlushBarbieTits | October 29, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    its almost halloween and i still dont see any pix of my fav corpse: amy winehouse. WTF man.

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  13. tp | October 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    She looks like a drowned rat!!

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  14. Giggles | October 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Does she realize she’s pathetic, or does she think she’s cool?

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  15. antoine | October 29, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Actually, I think that is Linda Hogan’s skateboard. She uses it when she wants to hang out with the other kids in the neighborhood!!!

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  16. Giggles | October 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Oh BTW Linda — nothing screams WHITE TRASH more than your long acrylic nails.

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  17. Geekz | October 29, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    She’s so pink.

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  18. malicious | October 29, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    she’s in good shape, why not?

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  19. MO | October 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I am sure he has stamina, but I like my men in their late 30s-50 because they have the experience and know how to satisfy a multi-orgamic female like me!

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  20. Urbanspaceman | October 29, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    He’s hung like a young pony. That’s all that matters.

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  21. friendlyfires | October 29, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Desperate Housewives ain’t got nuthin’ on this brood. Why are my eyes burning? They’re melting! Shit!
    Hooooogaaaannnnnn!

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  22. Andre The Giant's Ballsack | October 29, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    The guy is banging some old poon, but what the fuck? He’s getting paid ain’t he?

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  23. Ram Punchington | October 29, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Quote “…of course he doesn’t care though because like all males, he’s just so excited about some free poon.”

    Awesome, Number 6!!

    Thread Over

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  24. bob | October 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    What ate the ygoing?????????? I know they bot hlike sports very much. It is said they met each other on a sports community== mysportsdate.com– She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

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  25. Rough Daddy | October 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Geez can you imagine being nick and young punk giving your mom anal? and you know these old broads are into it…

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  26. mike | October 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    She’s not even remotely MILF.

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  27. mike | October 29, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    My goat is a GILF and I am not the only one that says it.

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  28. MCcains tumor | October 29, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    She looks like Mr. Ed after walking through the sprinklers!! And #24 boob, go F- yourself.

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  29. SimplySarah | October 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    I still maintain that he is actually Jani Lane from Warrant.

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  30. ParahSalin | October 29, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    yuck

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  31. shellibelli | October 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    wow she doesnt look a day over 60,
    Shouldnt she be an honorary GILF at this point?
    She needs to serioulsy grow up if she thinks that boy toy
    is into her for her.

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  32. TJ | October 29, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Man, as a mature babe with 2 kids, you know he has to do her anally for any tightness…otherwise it’s like doing a dishrag.

    Oh well. He can still play motorboat with her fake titties.

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  33. bloomngflwr | October 29, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Ummmm is it just me or is her hair falling out?What is with these Hogans, and why should we even give a f*** about them?!

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  34. Sunshine0625 | October 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Linda you are a disgrace to your family and yourself….leave the boy alone and get your shit together!!

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  35. meknow | October 29, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    WTF this butthole can’t date someone his own age? Is there no sense of shame? By the way, he looks like a 6 ft 4 inch midget, He’s face looks like a midgets, I swear. Check it out!!

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  36. Bam | October 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    All those years of Hulks little bitty steroid pecker she thinks she hit the lottery.

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  37. Ray | October 29, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Doing a dishrag, thats funny.

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  38. Manny | October 29, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Oh dear…..

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  39. earl wolfgang of saxony | October 29, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Alright! Another Hogan douchebag report. How thoughtful! More pictures of very ugly persons, ugly both inside and out.

    The douchebag lifestyles, activities, redneck subplots and media whoring qualify this family for a trip to the Jerry Springer Show.

    No, Hulk, you are not bigger than Springer so don’t even think about it.

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  40. british goober | October 29, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    What a whore-iffic family

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  41. gerard Vandenberg | October 29, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    what do you mean exactly by: “A DESPERATE AMERICAN”?

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  42. Baldy | October 29, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Cute sandles!!!!!!!! ilmao!!!

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  43. Rational Rick | October 29, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    She SUCKS BIG TIME !!!!

    XOXO !!

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  44. rolacWAHHHH | October 30, 2008 at 12:15 am

    I’d disown myself from my mother if this ever occurred in my family. How do the kids deal with this and not go insane?!

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  45. Suzee | October 30, 2008 at 12:28 am

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

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  46. Suzee | October 30, 2008 at 12:28 am

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

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  47. Suzee | October 30, 2008 at 12:28 am

    she looks old enough to be his grandmother let alone his mother?!

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  48. Ummm | October 30, 2008 at 12:42 am

    I don’t think you get it…

    This is simply her way of pissing off Hulk Hogan. The 17 year old getting poon is just incidental. He’s getting some, but only until she realizes H.H. doesn’t give a shit anymore, if he even does now.

    Still, it has to be a bit of a blow to his ego.

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  49. Observer | October 30, 2008 at 1:59 am

    It’s sad, if it were a guy dating a 19 year old girl, all the guys would be congratulating him…

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  50. Observer | October 30, 2008 at 2:00 am

    It’s sad, if it were a guy dating a 19 year old girl, all the guys would be congratulating him…

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