Seen here with Brooke over the weekend – don’t ask me how to distinguish the two – 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry next summer on her yacht elegantly named – wait for it – ALIMONEY. Of course the real news here is these pics obviously mean Charley’s epic rock album “Redemption” has been shelved which was supposed to be a shredlicious bomb dropped all over of Brooke’s face for not embracing her future step-dad. My life no longer has meaning.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
gogo | July 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm
first? :P
gogo | July 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
and yeah, they’re practically twins.. with the twin on the right showing less belly fat cause she’s obviously fitter..
LuvdaBoobies | July 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I for the life of me do NOT get this obsession of twits on this website whose life is so devoid of purpose that they get so fucking excited if and when they can post the very first post on a page proclaiming “FIRST!”. REALLY? I saw I might have the first posting if I hurried…but then realized I wasn’t a loser for whom that brought so much joy.
tyler | July 26, 2010 at 3:20 pm
It’s worse that you get obviously butt-hurt about it.
gogo | July 26, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Oh Linda, I pity u for u still haven’t learned to appreciate the small things in life..
Rush | July 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm
no, you’re just a sore loser.
LuvdaBoobies | July 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
@tyler…ok dude. Enjoy yourself obsessing about being “FIRST!!!!” and defending fellow comic-con like basement dwellers like @gogo. I’ll go fuck my hot wife and roll my eyes at you loosers sitting over your cum smeared keyboards waiting for your 15 minutes of glory.
Danny Glover | July 26, 2010 at 5:30 pm
calling first= a douche
crying about someone calling first=a baby
and your wife isn’t that hot, my pack and i passed on her
LuvdaBoobies | July 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
BTW…you will never in your life see me ever yell FIRST…ever…and anyone else who defends these douche bages…and slams me for calling them out as loosers (or for being jealous…lol….give me a FUCKING BREAK…lmao)…you show your true colors for being losers as well. But just know that most of us who love this stupid site and enjoy making comments laugh at you sad fucks.
ugottabekidding | July 26, 2010 at 4:10 pm
So, you’ll never ever yell FIRST, but you’ll go on some ridiculous rant just because someone else did? Yea, that makes perfect sense. Do us a favor and patch up your hot blow-up wife. I think she sprung a leak. My thinking is that if she was real, you’d actually be fucking her and not spewing your nonsense here.
tyler | July 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
@LuvdaBoobies I wasn’t defending anyone, just pointing out that you seem rather upset about someone posting “first”. I agree wanting to be first is retarded, but you getting so upset about it is waaayyy more retarded.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 4:39 pm
gogo, i agree it’s a matter of lulz when u know full well it’s going to start this argument every time. but wouldn’t you agree to offer some derivative of ‘first’, such as “frist”, “fist”, “première”, or, since ur acting a little like a polack, “pierwszy”… yknow, to show you’re a true artiste.
Marcus | July 27, 2010 at 10:57 pm
My life will be complete the day I get to say: “First”
LuvdaBoobies | July 26, 2010 at 3:13 pm
What a Fucking CUNT!
ew | July 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Look at the hands. You’ll know immediately which is which
hmna | July 26, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Fish, just so you know:
Brooke is the one with the big gut.
When did THAT happen? Did Hulk stop feeding her ‘roids?
gil | July 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm
men who carry womans bags are fuccking pussy whiplashed
Sugar | July 26, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Brooke is a big fat cow. MOOOO
sean | July 26, 2010 at 3:23 pm
At least she’s marrying a man. You people who think that two men or two women can “marry” each other, yet you think an older woman marrying a younger man is somehow beyond the pale, you need to understand what it means for something to be against nature. Two dudes are against nature. Two girls are against nature. A woman and a man are nature’s and God’s plan.
Rush | July 26, 2010 at 3:32 pm
i know! don’t you just love it?
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeeeeeeeeeeeet
M | July 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Go fuck yourself, fag.
persona non grata | July 26, 2010 at 3:54 pm
post-meno women dating are against nature, klinefelter’s is against god’s plan, and the ideal relationship is octomom/kate gosslin, both of whom have no man at all.
personanongrata | July 26, 2010 at 3:55 pm
post-meno women dating are against nature, klinefelter’s is against god’s plan, and the ideal relationship is octomom/kate gosslin, both of whom have no man at all.
Photoshop Police | July 26, 2010 at 3:23 pm
bubba army!
hahahahahaha!
wishbone | July 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Of course she is marrying him next year. That guarantees the old broad will get laid by a young guy for at least another 12 months. Smart old bitch.
havoc | July 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Classy.
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Hugh Gentry | July 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Linda has great jugs, but skeletor hands.
pimp | July 26, 2010 at 3:39 pm
i’d give brook a rusty trombone….
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Is Brooke pregnant or just as a pot belly? I don’t get how she can be that wide and have a protruding gut yet not have fat rolls or a muffin top.
Something is definitely wrong when your 50 year old mother has a younger bf than you and is in better shape. LOL
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Give Linda props for pulling off what most guys 40-50 will only dream of–a life partner half their age. Not that it works out the majority of time. But it can.
Cardinal Fang | July 26, 2010 at 5:00 pm
More people the no one should care about
stinky mcpoop | July 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I hope she doesn’t sign a pre-nup.
Brooke’s looking hot for a heifer these days. Stay hungry, you fat manly fuck.
Dr Rammington | July 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm
So…
Marry into the hulksters cashflow? – check
Old woman who ca’t swim? – check
Yacht? – check
After poking those walking mummified remains for months on end Charlie finally gets to cash in.
Except he forgot about those ridiculous silicon flotation devices. Zounds she has thought of everything!
misterfister | July 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I bet that kid uses Linda’s mouth as a toilet and fist Brooke in her ass.
noah | July 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm
FIRST!
Comet | July 26, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Last!
Census | July 26, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Are you sure she’s only 50, she looks at least 64 to me. Even her hair looks old, and her daughter looks 5 months pregnant. Perhaps, Brook is having a baby with the mom’s young boyfriend for Linda, aka surrogate.
Felix | July 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I wonder what she’s got in that white bag of tricks.
Hulkster | July 26, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I hate this cunt brother!
alexis | July 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm
i wanna spluge all over brookes fat funbags..mmmmm yum
Kelley | July 26, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Brooke Hogan has all the femininity of a crushed cigar and the sex appeal of cold margarine. Fake cow tits. Nice gut !! If she’s not pregnant, and that should make her a few dollars.
captain america | July 27, 2010 at 12:14 am
brooke forgot to SHIT for a week or so?
LOOK AT HER BELLY!!
Oh, ok. | July 27, 2010 at 10:08 am
Sometimes you just can’t take the trailer out of the trash.
MollyMoosefish | July 27, 2010 at 10:49 am
Holy crap. I can barely distinguish Linda Hogan from Brooke. …and usually I can barely tell Brooke from Hulk.
MsDD | July 27, 2010 at 4:16 pm
She’s old enough to be his grandmother! Does she have no shame? What’s this world coming to?
Samael | July 27, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Can you blame this kid? I bet she nails him every which way from Sunday and then when she’s done, she bakes him cookies and turns on cartoons for him. She likes the attention from a young dude and he likes what he gets in return.