Linda Hogan is Engaged to That Kid

Seen here with Brooke over the weekend – don’t ask me how to distinguish the two – 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry next summer on her yacht elegantly named – wait for it – ALIMONEY. Of course the real news here is these pics obviously mean Charley’s epic rock album “Redemption” has been shelved which was supposed to be a shredlicious bomb dropped all over of Brooke’s face for not embracing her future step-dad. My life no longer has meaning.

Photos: Pacific Coast News