Lily Allen’s boobs say ‘How do you do?’

And I’d also like to add that its weird how everyone always makes fun of Kim K. and Jennifer Love-Hewitt for being overweight, but they’re both in much better shape than this chick.

Most of the women posting about how fat she is won’t even put on a bikini. Every woman has some roll in their stomach when they sit down EVERY ONE.

I would never go topless outside tho and I think she should be more worried about showing her man boobs than her stomach.

Everyone is being so ugly about her size, as usual. Isn’t she pregnant??

Everyone is being so ugly about her size, as usual. Isn’t she pregnant??

Lily Allen’s boobs say ‘How do you do?’ :

I’d be doin a lot better if you’d put some damn clothes on

One day all of you people are going to be burning in the depths of hell.

#37, i apologise.

and lilly allen looks better than i thought she would. meh, not terrible. there’s nothing super gross and she looks happy. so… meh.

i can understand the chunky comments, she could lose a little weight, but she’s certainly not grotesque and what’s with the small boobs comments as in “if i had boobs that small, I would never let someone take a pic of me!”. you can control your weight, but you can’t control your boobie size. you could be perfectly healthy and not have huge boobs. They are made of fat anyway. I don’t see what’s wrong with having small tits…you shouldn’t have plastic surgery just to please a superficial standard.

p.s. i would go topless/bottomless out and about if people wouldn’t make fun of me or make lewd comments. but the average repressed stiff who doesn’t feel comfortable naked in front of their doctors just take my nudity as an excuse to advise me how to trim my body hair and where I could improve myself. and i’m pretty ok looking. but not as good as porn.

#107

Maybe so but spending an eternity with these clowns would be a hell of a lot more fun than having to endure an eternity in heaven with people like you!!

Lily luv, repeat after me ….. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#5 cliff-diving could pass for Britney Spears!

she’s one cool lady.

Lily has always had a bit of weight on her. Big fucking deal. So she’s hanging out with friends in France (where most women go topless) and some scummy papparazzi took these invasive pictures from half a mile away with out her knowledge. Most celebs would call the paps, pose for the pictures, have them airbrushed and then you would all be happy with how “beautiful” they are. Americans are awesome.

Has the Superficial Writer finally lost it by posting pics of a topless sasquatch?

When your stomach starts protruding further than your boobs, its time to do something drastic. Like…uh…jump into shark infested waters. (See last picture)

One of the nicest thing about this girl is her black hair, red lips, beautiful white teeth and white skin.

Wait a minute…..

Lily Allens gut says “pass the sausage and bisquits”…

who’s the fat, blond boy?

Who the hell is she ..superfish did you watch porn before posting that????

@7 I could give a rats ass?
Why do stupid americans say this “I could care less” moronspeak??

It is meant to ” I couldn’t care less” which means I really care so little its not possible to care any less, however our thick and hick American cousins have it wrong AGAIN with “I could care less” which means they CARE. THICK fuckers!
300 million morons its damned scary.

@7 I could give a rats ass?
Why do stupid americans say this “I could care less” moronspeak??

It is meant to ” I couldn’t care less” which means I really care so little its not possible to care any less, however our thick and hick American cousins have it wrong AGAIN with “I could care less” which means they CARE. THICK fuckers!
300 million morons its damned scary.

Anyone this large should be put down. And when i say put down, i mean killed and all record of her existance be destroyed.

@ 122 You must also be a tub of ass. Poor, poor bloke.
Clean the skids out of your nickers and start learning Russian or Chinese- it will help you communicate with you future government leaders…

WHAT A WHALE!

This place has the most worthless retarded people posting. I think the “decent” people should take over. I really feel discouraged about humanity when I read the comments here but I do it in hope to see a few good ones, it reassures me.

But I must say american dudes are really the worst. We can spot you a mile away, with your ugly bermuda shorts and baseball caps…you are amazingly stupid and ugly.

she’s got those ugly Rachel Ray tits. all set up weird on the chest.

Yack.

“This place has the most worthless retarded people posting. I think the “decent” people should take over.”

#126, if you had any “decency” as you call it, you wouldn’t be trolling this sight in the first place. Like one the poster stated, this sight is to vent and make juvenile remarks. So STFU, you racist, European piece of shit, or whoever the fuck you are.

#121.

He/she- you really need help. What the hell was THAT psycho babble about?

If you don’t get it, or our lingo, and I have to explain it to you, then WHO is the moron?

I guess saying, “I could give a rats ass” is very confusing to you. Its called a play on words you DUMB FUCK! I guess AMERICANS are just too clever for you. *rolls eyes*

She looks beautiful to me.

She may be a little meaty, but I’d nail her. British chicks are freaks.

And furthermore, Moi, this whole sight is basically about trashing and making fun of celebrities. You want to see nice and positive comments then what the hell are you doing on this sight?!! You mental retard!

And furthermore, Moi, this whole site is basically about trashing and making fun of celebrities. You want to see nice and positive comments then what the hell are you doing on this sight?!! You mental retard!

#122- It’s called sarcasm, you fucking retard. If you’re going to correct other people’s grammar then yours should be perfect. And it’s not.

#126 Moi- I agree with you.

This chick isn’t fat. She is flabby and untoned but that is not the same as fat. I would bet any amount of money that a doctor would not think she is unhealthy and that her BMI is within normal range.

#48 Cindy- the question is, why do you care about the weight of someone you have never and will never met? Why should it be your business? Do you think Lily Allen is going to check this website and be like, hey Cindy thinks I’m not healthy, I better do something to change that?? Really, you’re not that important.

#128- It’s hypocrisy. Maybe if you want to convince people that we Americans are not retarded, you should try to spell things correctly, and just be…NOT retarded.

#126 – You forget to mention the fact that we shave our nads and generally don’t smell like raw sewage. I know that cleanliness is a real turn off to some, but we’ll just have to deal with screwing the pretty girls from your country. It is the American way.

I’m fine, thanks.
I like your body including the TITS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
They look to me as LESBIAN ONES!!
wanna meet and GREET?

this confirms my long held theory:
English chicks are friggin’ disgusting (comparatively speaking).

@43:
I love you you defend her body type only after adding a qualifier, “I’m way thinner than her, but….”

She looks like a chubby 14 yr-old lad

There’s really not much to see.

I think she looks cute and the only picture she looks chubby in is the last one and I’m sure a lot of you (including myself) don’t always have the flattest looking abs in certain positions.

I think that she looks beautiful. The last photo is a bit unfortunate….but everyone looks unfortunate in such a twisty pose. She has a great body.

@#137–I have been married for a long time, are all American dudes shaving their “nads” now or what? And if so, WHY!!!!

i think shes very pretty … good voice … awesome songs … but, she doesnt look that good with the new hair … she should go back to being a brunette … and as for her body size, she seems to be fine with it and thats all that should matter … she looks good … i mean, im pretty sure that the average women is what, a size 10 … so yeah … she looks good :)

and totally agree with 143

#145 – I can show you, but you have to promise to kiss whatever I whip out.

lmao@all the desperates trying to make people see her as attractive.

The last picture looks exactly like one of the seals you sometimes see sunning itself on a dock.

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-lily_allen_topless.php?bfm_index=6

She looks healthy to me. I adore Lily. She’s so talented and gorgeous. Whoever looks beautiful after getting out of a pool or the ocean, ect, is pretty lucky. Most girls look gross. They’re hair is gross, no makeup, ect. Also, when most people sit down they look chunkier. It’s normal you dumb shits.

Nope.

Big belly and massive thighs.

Fat.

(ok, back to the Stevie Wonder fan club commenters…)