Lily Allen’s boobs say ‘How do you do?’

May 14th, 2008 // 183 Comments

British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. I’ll assume “d’Antibes” is French talk for “Nipple Fountain on the side of a freaking cliff.” For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s the topless chick in the photos I just posted.

NOTE: These pics are 100% NSFW and an excellent source of boob-tassium, I might add.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. They say blondes have more fun..I say they just get whore-ier..

  2. pistola

    weird… about half the people on this site are defending her or her size… but almost no one defends kim kardashian when she’s blogged about- even though kim is much thinner than lily! they’re both overweight, as far as i’m concerned, but personally, i don’t give a shit.

  3. nikkk

    Jesus you know youre too fat when your stomach sticks out farther than your tits. Baddd

  4. coffeebean

    @48 I told you she can’t keep the black dick out of her mouth and neither can you.

  5. @51 FRIST Who has blond hair??

  6. sharpeidude

    I’d do her in a heartbeat. She has a great personality and thicker women are great fucks!

  7. Um, LILY, can’t you see the pictures??

  8. Ugh… You’re right she is nasty as a blond and topless. But put them together? :’(

  9. Ugh… You’re right. She is nasty as a blond AND she’s topless. But put them together? :’(

  10. @57 FRIST, Sorry, I didn’t even notice..

  11. Joan the Vampire

    Haters! Go Away!

    Jesus, you all are so mean. I think she is beautiful and healthily scrumptious looking. Really? All your nasty comments about her pregnancy are so…. mean-spirited.

    Everyone needs to chill. Let the lady have her day at the beach, eh? I bet you all are ugly fat fats with nine children and webbed toes.

  12. yogagirl

    Are you people REALLY that provincial? Don’t you realize that it’s perfectly normal to go topless on beaches in France, Italy, Croatia, etc. etc. etc.? Yes folks there really ARE places where women go topless without a bunch of dumbasses flipping their shit of seeing some BOOBIES! Oh my! I can see her BOOBIES! Sheesh. Can’t you go look at the bra section in some Sears catelogs or something? It appears to be the right speed for the majority of you repressed idiots. I’m just glad I travel a lot. It would be very depressing indeed if I thought all men everywhere were like the majority who post here. You’re like one step removed from FLDS.

  13. bootlips

    I like her tits but she needs to tone up.

  14. WTB

    Yep, the last picture really sucks, for sure. And the hair is WAY too bleached.

    That being said, in the rest of the pictures she looks quite pretty, IMO. Very fresh-faced, naturally pretty.

  15. Harry Ballzack

    HAHAHAHA ….I seriously doubt she would let any of you touch her anyway.
    You don’t make nearly enough money. Go ahead and read this post and leave your unsolicited rantings about a woman who would’nt do you to begin with.
    Who looks the fool ? She’s vacationing in France – where are you toads ?

    Have A Great Day {{ (_|_) }}

  16. El Ces

    Heh,
    “but we’ll see how ya feel
    in a couple o’ weeks,
    as I work my way through your mates”

    Love Lilly’s lyrics, love Lilly’s tits.

    Really though, those look delicious.

  17. Sorry I didn’t get your joke Jimbo.

    Don’t these pics remind you of the Mira Sorvino or whatever her name is topless pics?? They are like twins, well quadruplets, really..

  18. @62 YogaGirl, First, we are not in France, Italy, Croatia, or etc.etc. etc. I have been to those places as well and women don’t walk around with their boobs out all the time. When they are topless, the men notice. Men always notice naked women.
    Second, Why would I look at the Sears catalog for boobs? How fricken old are you? We now look in the Fredrick’s and VS catalog if we want to look at boobs.
    Third, This is a web site to vent and make juvenile comments. If you don’t like it here, you can kiss my ass!!! How is that for provincial?

  19. yeebles

    Hey yogagirl-

    um..Duh we’re americans. We REALLY are that provincial!

    yogagirl said:
    Are you people REALLY that provincial? Don’t you realize that it’s perfectly normal to go topless on beaches in France, Italy, Croatia, etc. etc. etc.? Yes folks there really ARE places where women go topless without a bunch of dumbasses flipping their shit of seeing some BOOBIES! Oh my! I can see her BOOBIES! Sheesh. Can’t you go look at the bra section in some Sears catelogs or something? It appears to be the right speed for the majority of you repressed idiots. I’m just glad I travel a lot. It would be very depressing indeed if I thought all men everywhere were like the majority who post here. You’re like one step removed from FLDS.

  20. iHateDemocrates

    I god, I can’t get the vomit taste out of my mouth. Nothing worse than a fat-fugly chick with small tits. Gag

  21. Who Cares

    Lily Allen, doesn’t she have any pride? I mean to walk around so fat with a belly like that and to look so foolish. Fame really goes right to your head.

  22. iHateDemocrates

    Oh god, I can’t get the vomit taste out of my mouth. Nothing worse than a fat-fugly chick with small tits. Gag

  23. no decent breasts were harmed in the making of this cliff dive

  24. Lou

    What a coincidence: I have the same type of body and I’m a 62-year-old male. Just kidding…I’m 65…
    But seriously: She looks mighty fine! Mmmh…

  25. Corlyss

    I love this girl. Not loving the hair color change, but I love her.

  26. spoco2

    Holy crap, those who think that she’s fat are REALLY, REALLY f*cked in the head.

    She has a superb body indeed, and if you think that’s fat, you can go ahead with your loving of skin stretched over bones…

    Absolutely disgusting.

  27. poopypanties

    WWWWWWOOOOOHHHOOOOOOO Not to Shabby

  28. Me One

    SHE IS ONE UGLY WOMAN!!!

  29. 3rd planet

    If I had boobs that small & a belly that big, damned if I’d all ow anyone to take a pic of me!!! I don’t care if she IS preggies!

  30. Ed

    “She has a superb body indeed”

    Sounds like you’re channeling Ed Grimley.

  31. The Guys

    Say “she’s normal” or “her body is lovely” and do it logged in under a male name…none of that matters. Small tits over a big belly. Ugly.

  32. indian

    British beauty!!!

  33. Mos

    Agreed: small tits + fat stomach = gross

    But just so I don’t sound sexist or shallow, if she had medium sized tits or big tits, she’d be absolutely fine. Thick chicks with tits are great. Lilly Allen, not so much :(

  34. VeggieIsACunt

    Veggie is a scabby cunt

  35. Dex

    COW! SHE MAKES KIM K LOOK ANOREXIC!

  36. cp

    ew its so sad. we know that she is fat, but she was living a healthy life D:

  37. Sasha

    The blond hair is really not workin for her.

  38. freedom

    #71/73-iHateDemocrates-What exactly is a Democrate? Is it a half crate? And why do you hate them so much? You must have very strong feelings on this matter to post twice. Oh wait, you probably meant Democrat. Never mind, explains everything.

  39. lambman

    she’s fugly and untalented and looks idiotic with that hair

  40. britney's weave

    @ 89, i thought democrates rhymed with socrates…. : )

  41. Tool

    This chick is a load.

  42. mrah

    http://pharmaweblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/549px-Central_Obesity_011.jpg

    That is obese.

    Lily Allen is may not be the skinniest person ever at this moment, but she is far from being anywhere near the average size of an obese person in America. Leave her alone until her weight actually reaches something drastic, not just a little pudge on the stomach.

  43. Manda

    How can any one sit here and honestly harass someone brave enough to just go topless with out a perfect body? SO WHAT. Oh god someone shoot her for having enough self-esteem to not give a rats ass what any of your arrogant jerks think. Thats whats important, not how she looks but the fact that she can do what she wants and not give a damn

    Also, for anyone who said Kim K is overweight…WTF dude she does pin up and models mostly naked, with millions of men drooling over her. Having and ass and boobs doesn’t make you over weight, its how your body is built. I bet if you took her BMI she’s in a perfectly healthy range.

  44. This is really scraping the bottom of the boob/body barrel.

  45. This is really scraping the bottom of the boob/body barrel.

  46. Jen#2

    She just can’t bull off that blonde hair.

  47. Jen#2

    She just can’t pull off that blonde hair.

  48. i don't get it

    Didn’t this site used to make FUN of the fat and ugly? Is Fish trying to suggest that she is anything but either of those? What HAPPENED to this site?

  49. kitty_kat

    She’s ugly and fat. I can’t understand for the life of me how anyone can look at these pictures and say that she isn’t fat. Especially knowing how much money she has (she can hire a personal trainer). And the fact that her breasts are on the smaller side only accentuates how big her gut is. Sorry. I call it as I see it.

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