Lily Allen’s boobs say ‘How do you do?’

May 14th, 2008 // 183 Comments

British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. I’ll assume “d’Antibes” is French talk for “Nipple Fountain on the side of a freaking cliff.” For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s the topless chick in the photos I just posted.

NOTE: These pics are 100% NSFW and an excellent source of boob-tassium, I might add.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Jordan

    I don’t get it, what are boobs?

  2. Sockmonster

    She has a third nipple under her left breast, no joke.

  3. Rick

    This is what you deserve – especially the last picture – all you chubby-chasing sickos who swoon over Kim Kardashian. Enjoy.

  4. newlysingle girl(fuck)

    its good to see her happy.

  5. She’s a dead ringer for veggi, especially in terms of body shape.

  6. sexy bitch

    look at the one of her sitting down ..Holy Hefferiffic …Eww lmao

  7. lipper

    She’s rather chunky, but like her “I could give a rat’s ass if you thought so” attitude.

    Least they are not fake and nasty.

  8. she looks like melanie griffith at 50

  9. McFlabwobble

    Those are pretty delicious, but I bet I’d get bleach in my mouth if I tried nursing on them.

  10. Al

    I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.

  11. Al

    I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.

  12. She looks horrible as a blond. Yikes!

  13. @5 Troll, Veggi’s boobs are bigger!!

  14. Andy

    If I were stranded in the Artic in the dead of winter, I’d slice open that huge belly and crawl inside to keep warm and survive the night. Otherwise I wouldn’t touch this disgusting fat pig.

  15. hot mess

    her teeets look teeeny compared to her tum

  16. Winnoli

    At least she has a pleasant personality…

  17. Quinn

    how many hundred pounds has she put on?
    Her titties are very nice if you don’t look at the rest of her.

  18. Pat

    “British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style”

    more like, “Git In Mah Bellay” style

  19. Ang

    She’s just a less hairy version of all the guys you see at the beach who are middle-aged and have really let themselves go.

  20. More Naked Lily Allen!

    Lily Allen has had a difficult year so far after suffering a miscarriage in January and splitting from boyfriend Ed Simons from band the Chemical Brothers. So she’s not pregnant she’s just a little chunky.

  21. John

    Saddest part? THIS is the goal that the female commenters are desperately trying to reach by crash-dieting before beach season.

  22. Jackson

    #3

    You would never see Kim Kardaskank do this because she always has to cover her huge wide loose butt!

  23. Auntie Kryst

    Fucking hell, someone warn Myanmar about the coming tidal wave caused by this twat’s cliff jump!! This lumpy limey needs to keep out of fish and chip shop.

  24. Bell

    omg what the hell has she done with her hair ? damn that looks shitty.

  25. Racer X

    #12 I agree.

    /she looks nice chunky.

  26. More Naked Lily Allen!

    lily allen is fucking awesome. thanks for the pics. i like that last chubby pic. it reminds me of my awesome beer and wine belly.

  27. Oveta

    @20 – that was 5 months ago

  28. More boobs, less gut

  29. blahblahusernameblahblah

    #3 actually she had a miscarriage and the stomach is because she hasn’t starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with.

  30. Bob

    I thought Mad Cow Disease had been contained to England.

  31. thanks for blah

    “and the stomach is because she hasn’t starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with.”

    or,

    “and the stomach is because she’s fat.”

    See? Honesty allows you to be concise.

  32. free lily

    wow…

  33. Doc

    #29

    A woman does not get that fat from being pregnant for 1-2 months! She is just a fat chick. A healthy pregnant woman will gain 1-2 pounds within the first 2 months.

  34. wahwahusernamewahwah

    Oh, boo-hoo, it was the January miscarriage. Unless it happened early in the pregnancy, in which case why would she be so fat now (or at all)? Hold on – somebody told me I can use my porn machine to find information…

    “In mid-December, a representative for the singer told BBC News that Allen had been dating Simons since September and that they were “obviously both thrilled by the news” about the pregnancy, but that they would not comment any further. “As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy, as the health of Lily and their child is their paramount concern,” said the spokesperson, who was not named.”

  35. Irony

    The cool thing about Lily Allen is that if you asked her directly, she’d say “Yeah, I got fuckin’ fat!”

  36. Ted Mosby

    My tits are bigger.

  37. Stench is Bad

    #5

    I thought vegie was a guy because the other day vegie bragged about her SBD fart. Usually a guy will be this gross. If she is a chick then she must be the kind of chick that works in my office. She is gross and loves to smell her own stench. She will fart in an office and walk away requiring the ladies in the accounting office to work in the conference room until the stench goes away. She never sprays after using the rest room so we have to spray and wait 20 minutes for the stench to go away.

  38. Bigger than what?

  39. Skip Smith

    “For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s the topless chick in the photos I just posted.”

    OK, now that was funny.

  40. coffeebean

    She got so fat by sucking all that negro dick. Negro spooge is very fattening due to all the Colt 45 intake.

  41. She had a miscarriage because she does drugs.

    She’s FAT because she eats too much.

    Two words for all her “defenders” – personal responsibility.

  42. Ashley

    All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big.

  43. mylene

    im way thinner than her but i can still say that she looks beautiful the way she is.

    you are pathetic. please women stop fueling this idea that we should be too thin to be beautiful. it’s all about being healthy and feeling good in your own skin.

  44. nipolian

    #42 – Please define “date”…………..does getting freaky with an unfortunate sized gal after 14 or 15 shots of Wild Turkey constitute a date? If so…..I’m guilty.

  45. Shayna

    Well I think she looks fabulous.

  46. Rob

    nice gut

  47. lisa

    now thats a real woman, we love you lily!

  48. Cindy

    “All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big.”

    So what? Americans have become fat so let’s just accept it and pretend it’s attractive? Why does any sane person think this “fat acceptance” bullshit is ever going to work?

    And to the people fretting about a “too thin ideal” – I really don’t think that’s a problem here. Saying Lily Allen should drop some weight is not exactly holding her to an anorexic standard. Plus, take a good look at the specifics – she’s put on weight and is carrying it around her midsection. Why, exactly, are you saying that’s just fine? It’s a change that’s not a positive for her in any way, and a change she can reverse. Why should she be mindlessly encouraged not to change back to her healthier self?

  49. tylor

    now SHE’S normal. she’s pretty, normal body sized, and she has a cute personality.

  50. quake

    MAN THE HARPOONS @! !! ! ! ! ! ! one!1!!

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