British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. I’ll assume “d’Antibes” is French talk for “Nipple Fountain on the side of a freaking cliff.” For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s the topless chick in the photos I just posted.
NOTE: These pics are 100% NSFW and an excellent source of boob-tassium, I might add.
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Jordan | May 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I don’t get it, what are boobs?
Sockmonster | May 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
She has a third nipple under her left breast, no joke.
Rick | May 14, 2008 at 4:57 pm
This is what you deserve – especially the last picture – all you chubby-chasing sickos who swoon over Kim Kardashian. Enjoy.
newlysingle girl(fuck) | May 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
its good to see her happy.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
She’s a dead ringer for veggi, especially in terms of body shape.
sexy bitch | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
look at the one of her sitting down ..Holy Hefferiffic …Eww lmao
lipper | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
She’s rather chunky, but like her “I could give a rat’s ass if you thought so” attitude.
Least they are not fake and nasty.
Old man river | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
she looks like melanie griffith at 50
McFlabwobble | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Those are pretty delicious, but I bet I’d get bleach in my mouth if I tried nursing on them.
Al | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.
Al | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I was eating lunch. Thanks a lot.
Famous Plastic | May 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
She looks horrible as a blond. Yikes!
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 5:00 pm
@5 Troll, Veggi’s boobs are bigger!!
Andy | May 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
If I were stranded in the Artic in the dead of winter, I’d slice open that huge belly and crawl inside to keep warm and survive the night. Otherwise I wouldn’t touch this disgusting fat pig.
hot mess | May 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
her teeets look teeeny compared to her tum
Winnoli | May 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
At least she has a pleasant personality…
Quinn | May 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
how many hundred pounds has she put on?
Her titties are very nice if you don’t look at the rest of her.
Pat | May 14, 2008 at 5:07 pm
“British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style”
more like, “Git In Mah Bellay” style
Ang | May 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm
She’s just a less hairy version of all the guys you see at the beach who are middle-aged and have really let themselves go.
More Naked Lily Allen! | May 14, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Lily Allen has had a difficult year so far after suffering a miscarriage in January and splitting from boyfriend Ed Simons from band the Chemical Brothers. So she’s not pregnant she’s just a little chunky.
John | May 14, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Saddest part? THIS is the goal that the female commenters are desperately trying to reach by crash-dieting before beach season.
Jackson | May 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm
#3
You would never see Kim Kardaskank do this because she always has to cover her huge wide loose butt!
Auntie Kryst | May 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Fucking hell, someone warn Myanmar about the coming tidal wave caused by this twat’s cliff jump!! This lumpy limey needs to keep out of fish and chip shop.
Bell | May 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
omg what the hell has she done with her hair ? damn that looks shitty.
Racer X | May 14, 2008 at 5:16 pm
#12 I agree.
/she looks nice chunky.
More Naked Lily Allen! | May 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
lily allen is fucking awesome. thanks for the pics. i like that last chubby pic. it reminds me of my awesome beer and wine belly.
Oveta | May 14, 2008 at 5:20 pm
@20 – that was 5 months ago
LeFarge | May 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
More boobs, less gut
blahblahusernameblahblah | May 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
#3 actually she had a miscarriage and the stomach is because she hasn’t starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with.
Bob | May 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I thought Mad Cow Disease had been contained to England.
thanks for blah | May 14, 2008 at 5:29 pm
“and the stomach is because she hasn’t starved herself back to a shape that you morons are more comfortable with.”
or,
“and the stomach is because she’s fat.”
See? Honesty allows you to be concise.
free lily | May 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
wow…
Doc | May 14, 2008 at 5:32 pm
#29
A woman does not get that fat from being pregnant for 1-2 months! She is just a fat chick. A healthy pregnant woman will gain 1-2 pounds within the first 2 months.
wahwahusernamewahwah | May 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Oh, boo-hoo, it was the January miscarriage. Unless it happened early in the pregnancy, in which case why would she be so fat now (or at all)? Hold on – somebody told me I can use my porn machine to find information…
“In mid-December, a representative for the singer told BBC News that Allen had been dating Simons since September and that they were “obviously both thrilled by the news” about the pregnancy, but that they would not comment any further. “As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy, as the health of Lily and their child is their paramount concern,” said the spokesperson, who was not named.”
Irony | May 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm
The cool thing about Lily Allen is that if you asked her directly, she’d say “Yeah, I got fuckin’ fat!”
Ted Mosby | May 14, 2008 at 5:45 pm
My tits are bigger.
Stench is Bad | May 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
#5
I thought vegie was a guy because the other day vegie bragged about her SBD fart. Usually a guy will be this gross. If she is a chick then she must be the kind of chick that works in my office. She is gross and loves to smell her own stench. She will fart in an office and walk away requiring the ladies in the accounting office to work in the conference room until the stench goes away. She never sprays after using the rest room so we have to spray and wait 20 minutes for the stench to go away.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Bigger than what?
Skip Smith | May 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s the topless chick in the photos I just posted.”
OK, now that was funny.
coffeebean | May 14, 2008 at 6:01 pm
She got so fat by sucking all that negro dick. Negro spooge is very fattening due to all the Colt 45 intake.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm
She had a miscarriage because she does drugs.
She’s FAT because she eats too much.
Two words for all her “defenders” – personal responsibility.
Ashley | May 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big.
mylene | May 14, 2008 at 6:19 pm
im way thinner than her but i can still say that she looks beautiful the way she is.
you are pathetic. please women stop fueling this idea that we should be too thin to be beautiful. it’s all about being healthy and feeling good in your own skin.
nipolian | May 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm
#42 – Please define “date”…………..does getting freaky with an unfortunate sized gal after 14 or 15 shots of Wild Turkey constitute a date? If so…..I’m guilty.
Shayna | May 14, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Well I think she looks fabulous.
Rob | May 14, 2008 at 6:24 pm
nice gut
lisa | May 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm
now thats a real woman, we love you lily!
Cindy | May 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
“All of you idiots can say how ugly and fat she is, but half of you have probably dated a girl (or are a girl) that is just as big.”
So what? Americans have become fat so let’s just accept it and pretend it’s attractive? Why does any sane person think this “fat acceptance” bullshit is ever going to work?
And to the people fretting about a “too thin ideal” – I really don’t think that’s a problem here. Saying Lily Allen should drop some weight is not exactly holding her to an anorexic standard. Plus, take a good look at the specifics – she’s put on weight and is carrying it around her midsection. Why, exactly, are you saying that’s just fine? It’s a change that’s not a positive for her in any way, and a change she can reverse. Why should she be mindlessly encouraged not to change back to her healthier self?
tylor | May 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
now SHE’S normal. she’s pretty, normal body sized, and she has a cute personality.
quake | May 14, 2008 at 6:36 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS @! !! ! ! ! ! ! one!1!!