Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry’s phone number on Internet

January 6th, 2009 // 125 Comments

Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they’ve taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don’t know how you recover from that. Seriously, that’s hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn’t even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*

Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. blp

    @48. Charlotte is not a big popstar here now, she has her own TV show and a jock boyfriend but I don’t think she released more than one pop album a few years ago.

  2. Truth Doctor

    Katy Perry: 8/10
    Lily Allen: 2/10

    Hey girls, wanna earn a 10?

  3. VideoGod

    Katy Perry is so hot. Here she is in lingerie at a comedy club. She gets onstage and starts singing with the guy doing a parody of her.

    Her tits look great.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVSAYNWX5s

  4. ramona putz

    Oh relax silly Lilly. You have more talent in your little chubby finger than Skanky Katy has in her skinny-ass slut body.
    And, if you’re going to post her number, don’t tell her ahead of time-just do it.
    Once you put the threat out there she can change it in two shakes of a whore’s ass.

  5. Another “SHOWBIZ-FRIEND” of hers?

  6. Aja ( the real )

    I never liked Lily Allen – her songs are soooo boring. She also comes across as a bitch…I hated her slit throat deer dress. She is also fat and jealous of the very hot Katy Perry.

  7. Danklin24

    You idiots saying Lilly is fat by looking at the picture above, thats katy, morons.

  8. GG1000

    OOhhh, I’m sure she’s running scared now! The big Facebook threat! She’s holding that number like the Terminator holds a sawed off.

    Dear Jesus, my ten-year-old daughter laughed and said that was the stupidest threat she’d ever heard. Will someone please dry that Allen moron out and save the last few braincells that are still firing?

  9. Spagett!

    i would eat the shit out of that moose knuckle

  10. Kat

    Lilly Allen is a jealous self-loathing posh girl!

  11. #22 – If you’re right and this is a fake feud, then there better be a drive by.

  12. Lyla

    CAMMEL TOOOOOEEEE

  13. STINK

    …and so ends another chapter in WhoCares Drama Theatre.

  14. Pink Mandingo

    Who the fuck are these shitty singers again?

    I last shitty singer I listened to was Hilary Duff, and that was in 2003.

  15. Pink Mandingo

    Who the fuck are these shitty singers again?

    I last shitty singer I listened to was Hilary Duff, and that was in 2003.

  16. mojoho

    Lily Allen is just jealous because she’s a one-hit wonder, and Katy Perry has two.

  17. jesus christ what a fucking moron, facebook ooohh big diss and as if its not impossible to fucking change her phone number.

  18. net- tah- lee.

    hey anyone knows katy perry’s weight? u think she’s fat? i think not. just that her legs look a lil muscular. otherwise hot. so what’s her real weight anyway? thanks! (:

  19. Asshole fever

    lily allen is NOT fat but its obvious she thinks she is

  20. Aeaea

    Lily is an amazing singer, fuck Katy Perry.

  21. Fernando

    Lily who?

  22. katy is a sexy baba nd her songs are great, lily has a nice ass and would be cool if she shut her trap, i’ll shut them both up, lily can suck me off whilst katy sits on my face PROBLEM SOLVED!

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  25. Anonymous

    Lily Allen is a major bitch. I’m glad Katy Perry insulted her.

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