Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry’s phone number on Internet

January 6th, 2009 // 125 Comments

Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they’ve taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don’t know how you recover from that. Seriously, that’s hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn’t even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*

Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?

Photos: Splash News

  1. Richard McBeef

    Camelfuckintoe. Gross.

  2. Suzie

    Lily Allen is healthy, not fat. Pedophile men obsessed with boy-girl bodies are the only ones who think she’s fat.

  3. Mike Hawk

    nice mound

  4. I think it comes down to who has the bigger chest…

    lilly’s are small perky and sweet, but katy’s are lovey and full…

    Im torn!!!

  5. Perez Hilton

    katy is fit and i would make her face look like a plasterer’s radio but i cant stand her songs also little bit of camel toe :D

  6. work this out...

    Who the hell is Lily Allen and why is she so retarded? Holy crap! Post her phone number on the internet? Oh, forget it. If that happens your life is totally over. It’s not like you can’t call up your phone company and request a new number! What a moron.

    They should just get a kiddie pool of cooking oil, strip naked and work this out the old fashioned way.

  7. CaptainMorgan

    Kankles. Yup, she’s a fatty. Truth hurts and she’s jealous of the bag-o-chips Perry and her perfect form.

    Lilly Allen wears mumus.

  8. steve

    They’re both talentless so who cares what they think.

  9. Lola

    Lily really needs to stop stooping to that level. She is obviously 10x more beautiful and talented than Katy Perry will ever be, and prolly the only celeb that I can say I am a little jealous of in the looks department.

  10. Sid

    “she’s jealous of the bag-o-chips Perry and her perfect form.”

    yikes. you know how I know you’re gay…

  11. Sam

    Lily should have told Katy to go jump in a cake.

  12. juniper

    i hope this little whore has her black baby right on stage.

  13. RD

    um…who is lilly allen? other than a nearly made it in the u.s.. she’s as relevant as the fart that just squeaked out of my south mouth.

  14. Jake

    We don’t need weight scales anymore. Anybody who says Lily Allen isn’t a fat pig is obviously a porker.

  15. Sinclaire

    If that’s fat in those pictures, I’ll have a plate lease.

  16. Danklin24

    Umm, im guessing seeing as how Katy Perry has a bit of money, getting her number changed wont be that difficult. And here’s a suggestion Lilly Allen, the next time you have someone’s phone number and plan on doing evil shit with it, dont talk about it on facebook. Stupid English assface.

  17. À. sanderson

    lilly allen made like what, 1 hit? theyre both irrevelant people that are made famous because no one makes any good music any more.

  18. missy

    hey lily, jealous much?

  19. Dave

    Pictures of Lilly posted here about a year ago showed a lot of flapjack rolls on her belly. Actually her belly was all flapjack roll. Looks like the truth hurts.

    At least Katy looks much better than the desperate, lard ass, no talent skank Kardashians.

  20. jumpin_J

    Wait, they’re not the same person?

  21. Superevil

    Hey Suzie, every time you look in the mirror and repeat to yourself that you’re healthy just remember everyone else thinks you’re fat so have another tub of Häagen-Dazs and STFU.

  22. Chuck Farley

    *** DON’T FALL FOR IT ***

    They both work for the same record company (EMI), and this is ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

    Feud my ass. Don’t be naive.

  23. CaptainMorgan

    @10 No, please enlighten me. You mean to tell me that you’d take ol’ muffin top over nice and toit Perry? I don’t like ‘em fat. Good titties, tight ass. Fat and lumpy, all yours. See? No fighting!

  24. Deuce Bigalow

    I would date either one. They are both pretty cool seeming.

  25. Your Mom

    They’re both stupid ugly sluts so you ALL need to shut the hell up and order a plate of lard caserole and dig in!!!!

  26. Jammy

    Chrissy Hynde just threw up in disgust.

  27. Uncle Eccoli

    I’d rather Lily Allen.

  28. ManiacFive

    And Lily Allen proves again that Talentless Immature Chavvy girls are Talentless Immature Chavvy girls. And it doesnt surprise me that shes one of the irritating people that would join two groups for the same thing. Goddamn Facebook.

    I’m not sure i would call katy perry talented, but she has a waaaay hotter body, so she gets my vote.

  29. Uncle Eccoli

    Suzie is fat.

  30. blp

    If I had Katy’s number, within hours she’d be kissing my dick and she’d like it. She’d like eeeeeeeeeeit.

  31. Snaggletooth

    I’d hit that shit like Ike on Tina.

  32. Max Planck

    Lily Allen will be dead from nicotine poisoning before this ever happens.

  33. aaagh

    they should both just get real fucking jobs.

  34. Jade

    I am confused. First, I like Katy Perry. Second, I don’t even know what Lily Allen is famous for.

    But this feud sounds childish.

    There’s actually a famous person alive that doesn’t yet know that they will get both good and bad attention? How did Lily Allen escape this knowledge?

  35. 10pound

    I’d rather fuck Lily. Katie reminds me of a shit I took this morning.

  36. urFAVORITEbrunette

    i may be wrong….but didnt Lily Allen and Uffie have some GAY ASS online fued go on between them??? [sorry, i have a boring job and i play on the internet ALL day! :) hahaha] ANYWHO….sounds like Lily needs to get off her FAT ass [jk!] and get into the studio and make something that worth more than GARBAGE. im pretty sure more ppl on here can name 3 Katy Perry songs….and ZERO lily allen songs :)

    BUT…this is ALL so gay. its like 12 yr olds on myspace :)

    personally, i dont like either one of them :) SURPRISE!!!!!

    happy tuesday everyone!

  37. Frank


    Katy Perry will never have another hit as big as “I Kissed a Girl”, and it will NEVER be as good as Jill Sobule’s song of the same name.

    Lily Allen? Is she a singer? An actress? I got no fucking idea what she does.

  38. Tony Curtiss

    Lily>>>>Kate all the day long.

    Besides, trying to be all edgy with song titled ” I kissed a girl”?
    That was Jill Sobule in 1995 and her song was much better.

  39. urFAVORITEbrunette

    so….maybe her and Uffie didnt “feud” but heres some people she did “feud” with…[i just googled lily allen fued to see if uffie came up...she didnt but plenty of others DID....she is obviously in need of some attention!]

    Courtney Love
    Katy Perry
    Lady Sovereign
    Elton John
    Charlotte Church [r u kidding me??]
    Amy Winehouse
    Perez Hilton
    Cheryl Cole [no clue who that is, but apparently she called Lily "a chick with a dick" hahahahahaha]

    WOW….this girl is LAME!!!! get a life lily allen! :)

  40. Michelle

    Is Lily really jealous or just reacting to someone calling her fat? Seriously Lily you need to let the odd one go once in a while!

    I don’t know much about Katy Perry other than that irritating I kissed a girl song. I did hear an interview on the radio and she sounded like one of those endlessly happy chirpy people that I would want to hit after more than five minutes.

  41. Erica

    Katy Perry can’t fucking sing. I saw her on July 16, 2008 at Vans Warped Tour. She has a man voice and can’t hold a note if her life depended on it.

    • edgarparks

      how would you like if someone say’s you can’t fucking sing like you said about Katy perry ill tell you right now i don’t now you but you can’t fucking sing ether

  42. xixiwitch

    Who in the hell is Lily Allen?

  43. Barry O

    Lilly Allen’s not fat, she’s just constipated. For 3 years.

    And speaking of constipated–#39, you forgot Elton John.

  44. billo

    #43 Elton John’s on the list, FYI. Doesn’t hurt to double check.

  45. urFAVORITEbrunette



    now i can start online fueds too!!!

    JK BARRY!! and thanks for pointing out something that would make YOU look like an idiot, and not me :) luv it!

  46. cryogenic

    I have no idea who either of those crazy bitches are. And I don’t care.

  47. testing

    Katy is much better looking and is far more popular. Lilly is a fugly drunk who only got a record deal because of her dad, she is clearly jealous because her one hit wonder career was finished a year ago

  48. testing

    39 – charlotte church is a big popstar in england, kinda like Britney over here, she is more than just that creepy 12 year old opera girl the us remembers her as…she boobie and sluttly like lohan

  49. Lilly is immature! Lol. I like his comeback…..”Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone* “

  50. lisa

    lily over katy ANY DAY.

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