Lily Allen sunbathing topless

The Superficial / June 2, 2009

Here’s Lily Allen topless at Eden Roc, and also an undeniable picture of her vagina eating her stomach. No, really, I dare you to give me a reasonable explanation for what’s happening in this last pic that doesn’t involve a belly-eating vulva. You can’t. It’s impossible.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of some surprisingly pointy nipples. And I’m not saying that because Lily Allen’s a tad doughy. Mostly.