Lily Allen sunbathing topless

June 2nd, 2009 // 162 Comments

Here’s Lily Allen topless at Eden Roc, and also an undeniable picture of her vagina eating her stomach. No, really, I dare you to give me a reasonable explanation for what’s happening in this last pic that doesn’t involve a belly-eating vulva. You can’t. It’s impossible.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of some surprisingly pointy nipples. And I’m not saying that because Lily Allen’s a tad doughy. Mostly.


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  3. Is he used a drug? very embarrassing. damn’ what a kind of post!

  4. anonymous

    her body is what most skinny to average american girls look like…

    all of you that say she’s fat – are probably the same size or bigger.

    i’m 5’6 , weigh 117 lbs, and i’m a size 3 and her body is very similar to mine.

    wake up ladies and gents – you’re all being very unrealistic.

  5. her body is what most skinny to average american girls look like…

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  11. Big Mac

    Why has she got red stars hiding her tits ? – for fucks sake we know what nipples look like.

  12. Daily Llama

    Lily Allen: Charter member – for life!!! – of the I.B.T.C. (A chubby 5th grade boy has a better rack!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

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