Here’s Lily Allen topless at Eden Roc, and also an undeniable picture of her vagina eating her stomach. No, really, I dare you to give me a reasonable explanation for what’s happening in this last pic that doesn’t involve a belly-eating vulva. You can’t. It’s impossible.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of some surprisingly pointy nipples. And I’m not saying that because Lily Allen’s a tad doughy. Mostly.
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Dave | June 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm
FRIST!!1!
deep | June 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm
first! that’s like Tanner stage 3!
Dan | June 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Shure those aren’t bug bites? Coulda used some OFF
Kristen | June 2, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I don’t think that’s Lily Allen…
Kristen | June 2, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I don’t think that’s Lily Allen…
Fegirst | June 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
You can see her third nipple, in the crease under her left mam.
Mike | June 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Whatever it is, it’s fat, and time for implants that protrude past the gut IMO!
phuture98 | June 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Love the little tits, but not the GUT
Superfluous Nip | June 2, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Kristen, I think you’re a moron…
Daryl G | June 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Eleventeenth!
Alli Watermelon | June 2, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Ew, I hate weird, pointy nipples like that lol.
Jimboooo! | June 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Still would.
Crozz | June 2, 2009 at 10:04 pm
She’s so below average I’m completely indifferent to her existence.
netstarman | June 2, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Will someone tell me who this teen age boy is with moobs . Its really bad for him to be out like this with out a Eskimo Joe t-shirt on.
Joe | June 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm
She’s got a right little fuck tummy going on there. Fun when you are young, but a foreshadowing of something nasty.
Kinda scary when Kate Gosselin has a better stomach than this young tender, and she popped out 8 little anklebiters. Sure she had a tummy tuck, etc., but still.
Better Than You | June 2, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I bet Drew Carry has better tits than hers………..
ginger | June 2, 2009 at 10:14 pm
What a WASTE OF SPACE she is. HATE her music.
the thing is | June 2, 2009 at 10:15 pm
@4/5- Kristen. Just look at all her other topless pics, now compare the face, same nose. Now compare boobs, same. Moles/birth marks, same. There’s even a couple other pics of her topless sitting down with her gut on the net. Same gut. KRISTEN, you were obviously not blessed with Facial Recognition memory. There are apes out there that would perform better than you.
Just sayin
mehson | June 2, 2009 at 10:17 pm
it’s sad that everyone thinks she’s is so gross and fat. real girls look like that. not a fan of pointy weird boobs myself. but as for her stomcach; the majority of your normal everyday girls look like that. especially when sitting. nobody has a flat stomach while sitting.
me | June 2, 2009 at 10:26 pm
puffy little nipples
dan | June 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm
why cant katy perry sunbathe topless? at least it would be something to look at.
Soupmanson | June 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I’d bang Kate Gosselin before Lilly Porky-Allen. Blech.
Homer | June 2, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Mmmmmm…….pointy……
Humpinfrog | June 2, 2009 at 10:47 pm
She’s a twelver at two, a six-pack on a boat, and a one beer wonder if I see (and allowed to suckle) her boobs. Oh what the hell, I’d hit her for free, on most nights. What can I say? I’m a sucker for beer, boobs, and boats! Number? Address? Bus tickets?
The end is near | June 2, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I see we are being monitored now. I hope the writers watch some of their filthy shit too.
Ljutefisk | June 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Very fappable. Nice puffies.
brooke | June 2, 2009 at 10:51 pm
That bitch needs to go for a run and lift some weights…doughy
cherry | June 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Its true. No matter what size you are -unless you suck it in- your stomach folds when you sit down because your posture lets the tension off your stomach muscles. I think her boobs are cute anyway.
Danklin | June 2, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Lilly Allen is another waste of space like Kanye West. They say things that hope people will agree with them but in reality people are just like WTF? That gut is nasty and dont even get me started on her ugly pointy nipples. You could break ice with those things.
Danklin | June 2, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I think she used to be huge and thats just access skin. Get that shit lasered off you ugly beast.
dexter | June 2, 2009 at 11:13 pm
she looks fine, her stomach is not that serious, and if it is to some of you people…you have all never seen a real woman.
AND Kate Gosselin’s stomach only looks that good because she received a free tummy tuck. take a look at what her stomach looked like before, it’s amazing what they did to make it look like it does now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOElghAVCI
Regan | June 2, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i think she’s cute. she’s not morbidly obese, or anything. just cute n pudgy.
Narcissist | June 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm
She’ll be cute like that for a few more years.
Amy | June 2, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Yay! My stomach looks like that!
weasles | June 2, 2009 at 11:30 pm
whoever wrote this is a penis. go jam yourself in a pickle jar please.
Cute Tits, Lose the Ponch | June 2, 2009 at 11:38 pm
she’ll take off her clothes and it will be shameless
cause she knows it will make her more famous
angela | June 3, 2009 at 12:12 am
Shes lost a lot of weight – and I don’t really think she gives a shit about being a sex symbol. Not everyone cares if some weirdo is jerking it to her photos. Most of us would prefer not.
angela | June 3, 2009 at 12:15 am
And before I get all those posts telling me I’m fat – I’m not. I’m just saying I’m sure she just doesn’t care or else she’d go out there and get lipo and fake tits like the celebrities who DO care. I’d rather have a conversation with her over Heidi any day.
Tonawanda | June 3, 2009 at 12:29 am
So she has a tummy pooch — big deal. You hardly notice that if you’re doing her from behind or if she’s sucking you off. Heck, even flat on her back, you wouldn’t notice.
eurotrash | June 3, 2009 at 12:56 am
@ #19 “its sad that people think she’s gross and fat, real girls look like that”
yeh……..if they don’t work out or exercise in any way whatsoever, stuff thier face with 4-5 times the amount of calories their body needs and generally look like a bag of shit……..screw generation x, this is generation muffintop
eurotrash | June 3, 2009 at 12:58 am
@ #19 “its sad that people think she’s gross and fat, real girls look like that”
yeh……..if they don’t work out or exercise in any way whatsoever, stuff their face with 4-5 times the amount of calories their body needs and generally look like a bag of shit……..screw generation x, this is generation muffintop
daiquiri | June 3, 2009 at 1:03 am
lmfao, my stomach and tits are just like hers. and for the record, i’ve never been overweight in my life. it’s rare that i see a celeb with my body type, though.
daiquiri | June 3, 2009 at 1:08 am
@ 40-41:
Um, failing to exercise and eating 4-5X the amount of calories your body needs to maintain a steady weight would make one obese, not “doughy.” i’m not suggesting that she runs marathons (she doesn’t), but she’s very clearly not obese.
gerard vandenberg | June 3, 2009 at 1:08 am
you stupid woman!!
AMERICA STILL CAN’T TAKE THIS!!
Kathy Parsons | June 3, 2009 at 1:44 am
Hmmm.. No comment! I’d better shut up!
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emmysyd | June 3, 2009 at 1:58 am
this is my body type too, I used to be underweight and my tummy still did that. I’d rather have a girly tummy like this than rockhard washboard abs – it’s unnatural and strangely masculine imo.
'Frank' from 16th Floor | June 3, 2009 at 2:05 am
And in other news….
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Yikes – what passes for a left wing in the US is getting kicked in the ratings. That smirking frat boy Overmen (sp?) and Rachel Maddox (sp?) can bearly beat CNN. How lame is that ? Looks like Yanks still happily mainline Goebbels (sp?) at Fox News? Is there still any hope down there ?
Cliff Notes : Well ‘Frank’ – it WAS an inside job. Free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure IS impossible. Perhaps the intellectuals at MSNBC could send an ‘I Team’ , as they say in the industry, to study concepts like “gravity” and “resistance” to pick up a bit more of the the ‘credibility aspect’ for their “reporting”
Like, maybe to pick up viewers – they could move their ‘News Unit’ , a bit more towards “reality based.”
Angie | June 3, 2009 at 2:10 am
She actually looks slot skinnier then she ever did. She looks great. Your all a bunch of haters!
'Frank' from 16th Floor | June 3, 2009 at 2:11 am
Oh.
Okay.
Mama Pinkus | June 3, 2009 at 2:33 am
I am 52 and can honestly say I look better than that nekked.