Lily Allen needs to put some pants on

January 22nd, 2010 // 122 Comments

Here’s Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with promises of brandy and Werther’s Originals. Because I’m a “sucker.” Wink.

*puts gun in mouth*

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  1. Mama Pinkus

    I am 52 and can honestly say my thighs are killer compared to this…..it takes a lot of work (I exercise an hour every day) but it is worth it

  2. Jon

    I am so sick of people especially on this site but also others, using the word photoshop when they clearly have never used the program once in their life.

    Anytime some stupid fan sees something they don’t like they cry photoshop. F’ing idiots.

  3. Aussie Craig

    It’s not so much the cellulite (she is a Pom after all) but those horrible undies.

  4. Linz

    @103

    well im a textile designer and use photoshop cs3 everyday and they are photoshopped. im not saying she doesnt have any cellulite.. who doesnt! look at pic 8 and even 7! she doesnt have hardly any on her legs in those… and i agree with whoever she wouldnt wear them if she thought her legs looked like that.

  5. verbatim

    There is no way, absolutely no way she could have legs like those at her age, unless she lost like 100lbs or more in a very short space of time.

    The question is WHY would someone photoshop in so much cellulite and muscle atrophy that the photo’s virtually screamed FAKE????

    Is this simply ‘smart’ product placement for Photoshop?!

  6. lmao

    “Is this simply ‘smart’ product placement for Photoshop?!”

    Yeah because Adobe really cares about some never-was from England making trashy pop songs and drinking it up flashing her bits for some news headlines.

    Too bad she doesn’t go back to her rich parents cave where they had her locked away, now we have to see her torn up haggard body and listen to her talk about how piracy ruined her life.

  7. Wrong

    I saw her in person last weekend and she was fucking hot as. Everyone of the guys who watched her said she was their dreamgirl afterwards. She doesn’t look anything like these pictures, theyre ALTERED.

  8. I’ve got two words for Lily Allen : HELL and NO. That is all. Punishing her fans…

  9. Dee

    Fat bitch.

  10. Carmen Gloria Martínez Madrid

    Please! Leave her alone! She is an excellent singer and come to criticize as he dressed or his physique? please! In addition, there is a clear use of photoshop …
    Stop talking nonsense and criticize how they sing, that’s what festivals are not?

  11. Beckers

    Blatant Photoshop

  12. Nat

    Sigh. It’s not her fault, really. Sometimes working out and eating right does not guarantee that you’d have little cellulite. Just goes to show that everyone is different and we should appreciate our bodies. Cellulite or no, be glad we’ve even got legs to walk about and run and dance.

  13. ash@bdo2010

    these photos are soooooooooo shit, they are fake to the max! you are the biggest loser for putting them up and calling her fat, you are probably fatter than her or have a girlfriend fatter than her and did this to feel good about yourself, the difference in the photos show that your a fake!
    what a shame, she was one of my high light of bdo and not because of her figure but cause she can sing and entertain a crowd unlike muse who need fireworks and fancy shit
    so i think you should grow up!

  14. Aaron B

    she is the fittest thing goin i wuld love 2 have her

  15. Aaron B

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  16. Aaron B

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