Lily Allen needs to put some pants on

January 22nd, 2010 // 122 Comments

Here’s Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with promises of brandy and Werther’s Originals. Because I’m a “sucker.” Wink.

*puts gun in mouth*

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  1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    Geez, these are some horrid legs

  2. Valerie

    Whoa, for a chick with such small tits….

  3. NITZI SHPIZI

    SO WHAT???

    she still look nice and natural

  4. Hank

    wow..she looks terrrible. When it goes awry..it goes awry quickly..

  5. Tucker Jay

    I have to giver her props, she use to be be a lot worse. But I mean dammit, get some cream or that laser treatment.

  6. Lerxt

    Epic fail on being sexy

  7. A

    Oh dear.

  8. blt

    In pic 7 she looks really cute. These are all action shots so they get taken when her skin and muscle and fat are all giggling about. Now matter how good you look when your standing still, picture taken of you jumping about are going to be unflattering.

  9. ewww

    ouch!!

  10. Deacon Jones

    @8

    I call bullshit, that’s straight cottage cheese!!!

    FUCKIN AWFUL

  11. Aaron

    I think I love the superficial writer(s). You know, in a totally platonic way.

  12. DaTruth

    fat-ass cottage cheese filled fugly beotch

  13. I didn’t know Lily and Tara Reid go to the same plastic surgeon.

  14. anonymoose

    do not, i repeat DO NOT view these full size.

  15. Fred

    she just killed my erection

  16. woooooah

    Her legs don’t look bad in some of the pictures, but in the main ones it’s like WTF! how does a 20 something obtain legs like that?

  17. Jade

    She could have put a pair of leggings on and the outfit would have been really cute. You would think someone would have told her how she looked from behind.

  18. steve

    I give her credit for the courage to perform during such a big hailstorm (evidently).

  19. dang

    lay off the cheetos!!

  20. Erica

    This yo-yo dieting of hers is really scary.

  21. Meggilizz

    Yeah they are action shots, but you can CLEARLY tell the girl has absolutely no muscle tone.

  22. She has the “Co-Exist” tattoo on her arm.
    Kudos Lilly.

    …but seriously, put some god damn pants on. No one wants to see that.

  23. hmm

    photoshopped

  24. Pantsdown

    I think she looks healthy, and is promoting good body image for young women. Besides, it was 45 degrees celsius in Sydney yesterday, there’s no way she would be able to wear tights without being treated for heat exhaustion. I’d still do her

  25. Alanna

    Photoshop for sure. The cellulite doesn’t even look realistic in a fee of the shots. What fucking loser sat there and worked on it for hours?

  26. duh

    “I think she looks healthy, and is promoting good body image for young women.”

    She’s had unhealthy swings of bodyweight – not from too skinny to normal, but from normal to heavy, and back. That’s why she looks this way. “Healthy” is the last term that should be applied.

  27. Richard McBeef

    While she is nasty, I am calling photoshop shenanigans.

    1) pic 8 has different legs than the rest.
    2) you can’t be that young and have that nasty of legs
    3) i don’t think she would be wearing that get up if her legs were that bad. You don’t see J. Simpson prancing around like that, do you?

  28. LILY ALLEN IS MY NEW DREAM

    Get me tissues!!! Get me lotion… lot’s of lotion!!!

    WOW, oh baby, WOW!!! She’s a natural, not all washed-up like fuck-anybody, fuck-anything Madonna. Her ASS made me cream my pants. If she wants a WHOPPER, have her call me. I hope she’s got pussy lips that hang to her knees and hair all over her SNATCH ans WONDER ASS.

  29. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  30. LILY ALLEN IS MY NEW DREAM

    Get me tissues!!! Get me lotion… lot’s of lotion!!!

    WOW, oh baby, WOW!!! She’s a natural, not all washed-up like fuck-anybody, fuck-anything Madonna. Her ASS made me cream my pants. If she wants a WHOPPER, have her call me. I hope she’s got pussy lips that hang to her knees and hair all over her SNATCH ans WONDER ASS.

  31. sunshine

    Channeling Magda, from “There’s something about Mary”

  32. tc

    If anyone has actually seen her live, you will know that this isn’t what she looks like.

    She didn’t look like this last week.

    How mean that someone would doctor an image so unflatteringly.

    No wonder she is going to retire from show biz. That’s a loss to the entertainment world, thanks to some spotty photoshop geek.

  33. Well, it looks like Kelly Clarkson lost a few ponds. Good for her.

  34. Freebie

    How insulting. I’m a 61 year old woman who goes on cruises several times a year and I’ve never dressed like that. That’s a horrendous outfit and I wouldn’t get dead it it. Stop insulting us older citizens – with luck, you’ll get there soon enough.

  35. jt

    no way this is real

  36. Lucinda the Good

    I’m a graphic designer and I’m telling you right now those pictures are photoshopped.

    And not even very well!

  37. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Classy British lady!
    I bet if she took those panties off, thouands of Haitians could live in that tent.

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  39. Deacon Jones

    @34 Hey. memba’ me?

    Bermuda, Norwegian Cruise Lines, Oct 09?

  40. kingofbeer

    MY EYES!!!! DO NOT WANT!!!

  41. whatthe

    Those pictures obviously photoshopped an old woman’s ass on to Lily, kind of like what happened to Mischa Barton a couple of years back. Lily doesn’t appear to take care of herself, but still there is no way she looks that bad.
    These pictures of Lily were just posted awhile ago, and her ass and thighs don’t look nearly as bad:
    http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/01/20/lily-allen-does-the-lady-gaga-of-the-day/

  42. Benny Barran

    Thats what all British girls look like. Keira Knightley is an unreal exception. British girls are porky drunkards who get knocked up or just get fat anyway after the aged of 19.

  43. 8976

    PHOTOSHOP

  44. WTF

    You guys know this is what a lot of normal legs look like, right?

  45. HackSaw

    @34- Call me.

  46. CL

    She has the legs of a 60-year old woman so I guess it fits.

  47. MeMEme

    That’s not real. I’ve seen her in person and that’s not real. She’s got banging legs. Fucking tabloids.

  48. jalin

    the funny thing, is all you guys commenting on how awful she looks are probably haven’t gotten any for over a year (lets be honest, 5 years) or, are dating someone/married to someone who looks 50 times worse then her but are going to bash her anyways.

  49. db

    Apparently there is a gravel driveway backstage she sat down on for about half hour before curtain

  50. jalin

    Sorry guys, I was actually talking about my lack of any kind of sex life. You see, I’m actually fatter than Lily Allen and can’t get a man.

    I was just venting. Someone please love me.

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