Lily Allen must hate shirts

July 10th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Lily Allen continues her war on shirts by posing topless in the August issue of i-D Magazine and also wears a panda costume. So, furries, this one’s for you. You strange, strange people who better not fill up my comment sections with tales of koala fucking. I mean it.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version where 70s bush would look at home.

Photos: i-D Magazine
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Comments (77)

  1. DrPhowstus | July 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    It’s a shame when the stars are bigger than the actual tits.

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  2. Me | July 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    First

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  3. nycgirl | July 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    shes so weird

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  4. Duuude | July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I’d let her blow me. That’s about the extent of it though.

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  5. The Geekologie Writer | July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    i’m more of a scaley

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  6. Dude | July 10, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Seems like she wants to show off her weight loss. Tits are cute. She is still a cunt of a human being tho.

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  7. The Adam Bomb | July 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    I love it. I fucking love it.

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  8. ROUGH daddy | July 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    She is very considerate for vacuuming that stomach…now you can focus on the cute face and tits…which id wouldnt mind fouling…

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  9. Joe | July 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Didn’t she have a third nipple? airbrushed or did she get it removed?

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  10. c | July 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    she’s so fucking ugly and still a fat ass!!
    sucking in your stomach does not make you skinny.

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  11. clareargent | July 10, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    this one time i fucked a koala.

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  12. immune | July 10, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    in addition to hating shirts, lily also hates being attractive and spelling her first name correctly. “me know, me know! a-n-d-r-u-w!” ;-p

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  13. hacksaw | July 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    I’d hit em both.

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  14. hollywood_hillbilly | July 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Taking a wide stance as usual Douchey. Still, I would, why not.

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  15. ROUGH daddy | July 10, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    You would what lamer?

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  16. april | July 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    she’s super cute and natural. don’t know much else about her though.

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  17. mysuperficialfetish | July 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Lmao @ 10. My GAWD you must be a toothpick yourself……stfu.

    I’m actually disappointed, I was expecting more animalistic comments…

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  18. dacaya | July 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    She’ s perfect… and a great singer… I loooove her!

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  19. chango666 | July 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Those are cute little nibblers . . . get out the ole paper bag and hell yes I’d hit that. Lick that nasty ole thing CLEAN . . .

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  20. mikeock | July 10, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Cute little fun bags.

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  21. Erica | July 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Agreed, she’s adorable and natural.

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  22. F.I.N.E | July 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Omg! No huge ass fake tits???? THE HORROR!!!
    *end sarcasm*

    She’s adorable, and sexy <3

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  23. Stuck on Childrens Tunes | July 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Happy Friday To Me
    Happy Friday To Me
    I just loves them titties
    Happy Friday Toooo Meeeeeee….

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  24. HUMAN | July 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I like her… she has this wierd thing about her… that tells me I should just do her…

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  25. Peter Salt | July 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Funny, most Brit women are generally ho-hum, every once-in-a-while you get a rare keeper…

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  26. gabe | July 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    One time I fucked three koalas at once UP A TREE. it was awesome. I got a kangaroo to tape it. email me if you want the vid.

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  27. HIM | July 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    No idea why, but I’d love to see that

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  28. MiamiJoe | July 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    I agree that she’s adorable and those are really sweet little titties. I think the third nipple is under her left breast and just isn’t visible in these shots. I think the third nipple is cool and her desire to show any combination of the 3 of them is awesome. Big, fake tits suck.

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  29. spudsy | July 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Ugh, she’s fat. And ugly. What’s the big deal with her?

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  30. koala fucker | July 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I like fucking koalas, not so keen on drugs anymore, fame is something that confuses me – KOALA FUCKER

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  31. Parker | July 10, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    god bless Lily Allen

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  32. Z | July 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    How in the world can you call that girl fat?

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  33. Jay | July 10, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    What’s the big deal? There are millions of little girls who look just like she does and millions who are truly PHAT. What’s the big deal?

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  34. Huh? | July 10, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    So…..when did Jack White start taking female hormones?

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  35. Justsayin | July 10, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    I’m so sick of women posing/dancing/acting topless and acting like they are liberated and powerful. Until women grow penises and are able to penetrate a man (dildoes don’t count), we will never be able to use our sexuality in this way to gain ground. All this sort of thing does in incite gross pervs to stalk you and make normal men think you’re kinda loose.

    Lily’s adorable. Just wish the titties were covered.

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  36. live and let live | July 10, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    She looks cute – real boobs look a million times better than nasty fake tits. I’m so glad I never got implants…most of my friends that have them, regret getting them.

    REAL (small, medium, large, whatever the size) boobs look WWWAAAYYY better than big fake ugly spheres!

    Lilly looks really good in those photos…she looks healthy and happy.

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  37. JuliaJolie | July 10, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    @12: Lily is the correct spelling. for 2 reasons: 1. She’s named after the flower, which is spelled “lily”. 2. It’s her name. Even if it was incorrectly spelled, it’s still her name because her parents named her that way. Go tell Lindsay Lohan she can’t spell “seven” and “nine”.

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  38. Tom K | July 10, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Crazy broad looks good!!!!! Yeah she is looking alright these days.

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  39. Mike | July 10, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    I love her even more now.

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  40. tc | July 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    Lily. Put your useless tits away for heaven’s sake.

    When it comes to lyrics, singing and performing, being lively and fun, you are out there on your own.

    When it comes to getting your kit off, you are outclassed by more than 50% of women in your age bracket.

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  41. Just_As_it_IS | July 11, 2009 at 12:39 am

    My kind of girl

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  42. captain america | July 11, 2009 at 1:43 am

    on the other hand: SHE’S GLAD SHE DIDN’T HAVE BREAST CANCER YET, folks!!

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  43. Drew | July 11, 2009 at 1:58 am

    Lily Allen is supercute. But I like my nsfw shots of her all accidental like. This feels….. odd.

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  44. haha | July 11, 2009 at 2:15 am

    They photoshopped her third nipple out! Why?!

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  45. The Sabre Tooth Tiger | July 11, 2009 at 6:01 am

    boring. . .grow a brain Lils. .

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  46. Lola | July 11, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Boring

    Why are celebs so boring these days ?

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  47. Galtacticus | July 11, 2009 at 6:16 am

    Just pour a couple of drinks in a British girl and she bangs like a rabbit! That’s right!

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  48. Darth | July 11, 2009 at 6:18 am

    She bangs like a panda bear?

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  49. Nero | July 11, 2009 at 6:28 am

    @47 Bottles of drinks!

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  50. The Sabre Tooth Tiger | July 11, 2009 at 7:39 am

    @ 47 & 49
    Bottles of wine, vodka shots and beer. . i’m a Brit. and i casually observe and chuckle at these drunken harlots. .

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