It’s been 10 whole days since we’ve last seen Lily Allen’s breasts, so here she is in Venice late last week standing topless on a balcony for no apparent reason. I love how her boyfriend Sam Cooper tries to cover up her breasts with his hands as if they’re both shocked people are looking at her. Because generally when people see bare breasts their first reaction is to look the other way instead of saying “Holy shit, look at that chick’s tits” which I’m pretty sure would’ve been the Pope’s reaction. (Not a crack at Lily looking like a small boy. Entirely.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions.
Alex | October 19, 2009 at 12:55 pm
FIRST
GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DonJuan | October 19, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Dude is “covering them up” just because he wanted to touch them.
giligan | October 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm
She looks like she’s getting felt up by some perv.
keijo | October 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
awesome!!!
Rod | October 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
these pix give me that same creepy feeling i got when I saw ‘I know my first name is Steven’ as a kid.
Dave ain't here, man | October 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Instead of covering them up, he could have grabbed the little attention whore’s arm and dragged her skanky ass back inside. But then, what fun would that be?
Yumi | October 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Is that her DAD ???
Crabby Old Guy | October 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Nope, she doesn’t look one bit crazy…nope, nothing to see here…just some insane woman showing her titties and some rumply looking guy covering them up.
Much like any Psych Ward orderly would do as he escorted her back to her room for some intense oral “therapy”. “That’s it, Lily, be a good girl and swallow all the ‘medicine’”.
Amy | October 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Creepy guy is creepy.
kitty_kat | October 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Does she ever wear a proper shirt? It seems like every time I see this chick she’s either topless or has nipples showing.
Karmen | October 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
How pathetic.
I used to really like her but this is just embarrassing. The balcony boob is bad enough, but whats with the vacant ‘help me’ eyes? Bah I’m not wasting anymore finger energy on the idiot.
Jimbo | October 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@10, Is that a bad thing??
Lily sure looks happy to be getting a hung and a kiss from this dork. Does he have ED or a premature ejaculation problem?
Spam | October 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Looks like satellites were used to take these pictures. Seriously, how far away was this guy?
Rob | October 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Wow, I had no idea her boyfriend was Harland Williams
Randal(l) | October 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Damn it! Now I have to jerk off again. I hope your proud of yourself missy!
Randal(l)
sam | October 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Is that her boyfriend or her dad?
Willie Dixon | October 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Wow, she’s dating Gollum?
O'Roughly factor | October 19, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Do not let the terrorists win, support the war on shirts…
O'Roughly factor | October 19, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Anyone who doesn’t support the war on shirts is clearly pro al queta…
j | October 19, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Nice set of wee boobies on her. Old dude is lucky to get to play with those funbags!
The Listener | October 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I think I get her logic. She’s okay with people SEEING her cute naked breasts in public as long as they don’t take photos of them.
monica | October 19, 2009 at 3:02 pm
this chick is clearly an exhibitionist. pretty soon she’ll be walking around in a trench coat flashing people. after i typed that it sounded kind of fun. hmm.
Miponabooboo | October 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm
The boyfriend must have a big cock ’cause that nigga is FUGLY!!!!
Ozzie | October 19, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Damn… How far away was the camera, I can get better shots off my cell phone
Pablito | October 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Who is that hobbit grabbing her breastesses? My precious breastesses.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I wouldn’t mind copping a feel.
eric | October 19, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If she’s dating guys like that, I’ve got a shot. A GOOD shot.
elbow | October 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Hey!
That creepy guy, is just her brother, don’t bag on him, not like he’s showing his tits to the paparazzi.
elbow | October 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Oh wait, sorry… yeah… yeah he is…
elbow | October 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Oh wait, sorry… yeah… yeah he is…
Kangaroo | October 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Lily looks like a lumpy bug-eyed mongoloid.
I believe I told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much. | October 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Ok, why? Why doesn’t Selma Hayek walk around like this?
Instead – this nasty sausage link tittied bitch does.
This is like Layne Staley’s being dead and Eddie Vedder’s continuing to “sing”.
Its just.. wrong.
Kelley | October 19, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Is this the same girl who, when she first let it slip, apologized in embarrassment and said she wasn’t “that sort of girl?”
Rhialto | October 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
What did we say the last time about her boob flash?! You wanna try us out?!
Darth | October 19, 2009 at 6:02 pm
She does look a bit dazed though.Has she been sniffing from the nail polish remover perhaps?!
robert | October 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
thanks lily, those pix made my day a little bit brighter.
Amber | October 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Mmm, wear a shirt and you’ll avoid creepy older men groping you at an attmept to “hide them” ; D
See how easy that was?
casualencounters.com/blog | October 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Relatively decent breasts are relatively decent.
meh | October 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
From which Simpson’s episode did this girl come?
Free Porn | October 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm
i hit it
ginger | October 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm
this girl needs to wash her crotch
Superbiggerevil | October 19, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Wow…kiddie pornography on this site? Skating on thin ice here fish!
Sexiest Female Celebrities | October 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
The dude does look like gollum… a lot like gollum
Sexiest Female Celebrities | October 19, 2009 at 7:35 pm
The dude does look like gollum… a lot like gollum
Mama Pinkus | October 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm
that gal is just not that impressive and needs to cover up
BodyForWife | October 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Who is Lily Allen? I know about as much about her as I do this Lady Google person, which is essentially nothing.
It’s a boob. Actually, make that 2 boobs. What is this fascination with an allegedly famous person’s boobs? People are fucked up, and here is why:
Step one: get a picture of topless Hillary Clinton
Step two: get a topless picture of a gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model
Step three: launch a website where people can decide to view only one of the two images.
Step four: Check the analytics.
My money says Hillary would get the vast majority of the clicks, just because people are fucked up.
ppl | October 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
wtf, is he like 50yrs old… is money and fame all that matters anymore…
A Woman | October 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
She has the absolute WORST taste in men, plus they’re always a million years older than her, as well….blech!
Rick | October 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Get some clothes on, fattie.
Fas(c)hionista | October 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
“these pix give me that same creepy feeling i got when I saw ‘I know my first name is Steven’ as a kid.”
Wow, Rod, you so totally hit the vibe on the head I think I’m in love with you.