Lily Allen attended the UK Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night and no, you’re not tripping, that is Bambi on her dress spewing blood. Being the savvy type, Lily knew there’s only one accessory to complement such an outfit: a blind, raging drunk. After taking home the Editor’s Special Award, Lily celebrated by guzzling anything she could get her hands on. Sources tell me at one point she tried to chug a wristwatch. NY Daily News reports:
Allen had to be carried out of the ceremony’s afterparty by a bouncer after hitting the sauce a little too hard. She admitted, via her MySpace blog, that she’s feeling “awful” today after getting “very drunk.”
“It’s not cool getting that drunk,” she said. “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this – not pretty!”
Oh yeah, she’s the one. Lily Allen, will you marry me? I couldn’t imagine a more beautiful wedding than the one where my darling bride sucker-punches the Maid of Honor before ralphing on the priest. *sniff* It’s too beautiful for words. (Not counting the ones I just typed.)
EDIT: Added pics of a totally shit-faced Lily getting loaded into her car – where she then elbowed the guy carrying her in the face. I want you.
BigGyrl | June 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Lily who?????
Chupacabra | June 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
too bad all that beer fat can’t go to her boobs.
FLAT CHESTED LILY ALLEN!
FIRST | June 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
FOIST.
FIRST | June 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Aww, not foist. Back to masturbating in my pile of Cheetos…
That dress is amazing.
FRIST!!! | June 4, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Haha!!! What a great dress. Disturbing, just like I like!!
And the hair? Well that’s just GREAT. It’s 8 shades pinker than mine..
Jimbo | June 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm
A sloppy drunk AND a big fat pig. Pass.
OnlyGayEskimo | June 4, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I think she is adorable in a creepy sort of way.
If I had a penis, I would definitely do her.
Jumpin_J | June 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Amy Winehouse in training? I love the Brits. Cheers!
hacksaw | June 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I’d hit it.
erica | June 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm
So am I the only one who thinks she looking banging in these pics?
evilbill | June 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@6 You’ve never passed on that combo before, why the change of heart?
veggi | June 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm
hahahaha!! bambi! blood! gown! *breathes*
that’s fucking brilliant!!
Ted from LA | June 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Yes, Erica. You’re alone there. However, isn’t it Bambi’s mom that got blasted and not Bambi?
wookielove | June 4, 2008 at 1:17 pm
She looks freakin adorable, I could just pinch those cheeks!
Jackson'shole | June 4, 2008 at 1:18 pm
The pink hair looks good on her.
BigGyrl | June 4, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I would have saved this dress to wear to the PETA benefit.
This is a GLAMOUR sponsored event. If she really wanted to offend them, she should have worn last year’s Oscar DelaRenta and a two year old pair of Manolo’s!
UNCLE NED | June 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“At age 15, Allen spent four weeks at The Priory clinic under 24 hour watch after the singer, distraught over a breakup with a boyfriend, took an overdose and tried to cut her wrists.”
If she succeeded, would anyone care? So, why does anyone care now?
BigGyrl | June 4, 2008 at 1:25 pm
….and the hairdo?
I would have went to a local mall or even a home coloring kit!!!
Auntie Kryst | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Dear Tara, I still love you but I want to date other people.. PS I’m going to London on vacation, please water the plants. There’s Jager and a case of Natty Light in the fridge.
Jackson | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT…BLAH BLAH BLAH BUTT GIRDLES AND PHOTOSHOP.
By the way, I’m a fucking retard with no life.
Jackson
Jackson | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT…BLAH BLAH BLAH BUTT GIRDLES AND PHOTOSHOP.
By the way, I’m a fucking retard with no life.
Jackson
Jackson | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT…BLAH BLAH BLAH BUTT GIRDLES AND PHOTOSHOP.
By the way, I’m a fucking retard with no life.
Jackson
Jackson | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT…BLAH BLAH BLAH BUTT GIRDLES AND PHOTOSHOP.
By the way, I’m a fucking retard with no life.
Jackson
Jackson | June 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm
KIM KARDASKANK IS FAT…BLAH BLAH BLAH BUTT GIRDLES AND PHOTOSHOP.
By the way, I’m a fucking retard with no life.
Jackson
britney spears | June 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm
i hope this cunt dies slowly.
she is so not attractive.
are you people blind?
i am prettier than this bitch, ugly as fuck.
D | June 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm
She looks great with that pink hair. Now if I could only see the other places where she’s pink…
flyingskeleton | June 4, 2008 at 1:38 pm
i just relized that she looks like a cubbie phobe cates. you might remember phobe cate from fast times. i also like that she has many naked pictures of her self on the web but then tells kids not to drink. I want her to be the mother of my children.
wowsa | June 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
You know what? She has quite the BEAUTIFUL face really. Honestly.
monica | June 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I have no clue who she is, but I adore the dress. I’d like one please.
evilbill | June 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm
@27 I’m sure you will get a lot of flack for comparing her to Pheobe Cates, but I was thinking the same thing. Although more like Pheobe from Drop Dead Fred. Also, don’t think she looks that chubby in these pics, looks like she’s dropped a few pounds since the last pics of her on here.
Loud Fat Pig... | June 4, 2008 at 1:54 pm
…that’s what she is. Gee, Lily, are you trying to make some type of point? Her act is amusing. To retards.
FRIST!!! | June 4, 2008 at 1:56 pm
#27 I applaud your spelling abilities, first of all, secondly, she never told kids not to drink. She tells them to drink responsively.
She’s not my mother..
Kat | June 4, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I like Lily Allen – either she had the sense to release the drunken pics would end up all over the net and decided to provide a pre-emptive quote, OR she had the sense to listen to someone else tell her to do it. I think the pink hair is great, too!
Jimboooo! | June 4, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I would. I think you would too.
And the dress is A1.
snarky | June 4, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I’d say that’s quirky-cute; but, in fact, its just disturbing. Lily in her handmade dress; it looks like a homemade mess from hell made by some deranged & disgruntled housewife. I think its just a cry for help from Lily; she seems really f’d ever since her miscarriage; hope she gets the help she needs.
Pat | June 4, 2008 at 2:16 pm
The problem is that she got drunk and ate the miscarriage. She hasn’t been quite right ever since.
free lily | June 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
she has pretty eyes
Andy | June 4, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Fat chick: ugly.
The truth is never complicated.
flyingskeleton | June 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@30 yeah i think so too, but in most newest published pictures of her, she was a little big. I didn’t think she was that cute when she was skinny as a pole though, like on her album cover. i’m sure see will find a happy medium.
Ted from LA | June 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Folks!!! CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME IF IT WAS BAMBI OR HIS FUCKING MOM THAT GOT SHOT? I’m worried my memory is fading and that poor little Bambi took a bullet. What was I writing about? Oh yeah, Tom Cat looks like R.P. McMurphy after the lobotomy. Was that an (wait for it…….wait for it……………………………………………..) inside job they did on McMurphy? So as I was saying, Big Brown is going to win the triple crown from Post 1 come Saturday.
Ted from LA is the new Randal | June 4, 2008 at 2:55 pm
makes sense to me
gerard Vandenberg | June 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm
THINK BIG………………………………………………………………….act small!!
BAMBI | June 4, 2008 at 3:04 pm
LILY ALLEN IS A CUNT! C U N T!!!
tanlin | June 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm
i don’t think she’s wearing any makeup!!!!!!!!!!
that’s fucking amazing. she looks great w/o it.
kudos to this girl, that’s a ballsy move that none of the hollywood skanks would make
vapidelf | June 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm
She has lovely teeth.
Sara | June 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I actually think she has a pretty face she looks cute
Erica | June 4, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I love her, but that dress is horrid. Now just because I’m a vegetarian and I love animals, no I’m not a Democrat. But ehhh that dress is wrong.
I like the hair though. The blonde looked BAD. But now it looks cute. Also, she does look like she’s wearing no makeup. That’s amazing.
Erica | June 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm
#47. Now just because ^
not* not now.
Kimberly | June 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Holy shit!! Blood-spewing Bambi?! My eyes passed over the pattern, and I thought THEY WERE FLOWERS!!
flyingskeleton | June 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm
in one of the pictures when the guy is putting her in the car. one of the bouncers has his hand on her left breast.
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/lily-allen-wasted/lily-allen-wasted-14jpg