Lily Allen explains the public appearance of her breasts

August 8th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Lily Allen took to her blog today to explain why her nipples stepped out for some London air yesterday. It turns out she has small breasts and hates bras which is apparently the perfect recipe for Boobs Poppinsonia. And now the non-capitalized, oddly spaced writings of Lily Allen:

hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt . Can I just say , i have been keeping myself very much to myself recently , i’ve been gardening , decorating my new flat and looking after my greiving grandfather
If i wanted publicity , i’d be accepting invitations not to mention money for turning up to glamourous events . I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job . But don’t accuse me of purposely slipping out of my clothes to get attention and press . I hate the fact that there are always 10 middle aged men following me everywhere that i go .
I understand that it’s the price i pay for having a nice house and nice clothes , and i treat them with courtesy when i don’t think that they particularly deserve it . i’m a very independent person and I like to live as normal a life as anybody where I can ,I live by myself , i drive myself around and run all my errands by myself . It’s actually incredibly embarrasing and lonely when I’m walking down the street and men are chasing me with their cameras , drawing attention to me and people then pointing and taking out their camera’s and phones all getting in on the action . I’m 5″2 i’m 23 and this stuff gets to me every so often , so when you see pictures of ” lily looking , glum” or ” lily in tears , again” it’s not because i’m upset about my relationships or because i’m hungover . It’s because i’m on my own and people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo , talking about me as if i’m not there, meanwhile 10 -20 guys are all making money catching every second of it . Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl .

Anyone else stop reading when you realized you weren’t going to see a nipple? Yeah, me too.

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  1. Eric

    Ok, so you have small boobs and you think you don’t need a bra. Well then how about something to hold in the enormous FUPA we saw?

  2. Greg

    FRIST – very touching

  3. Iglio

    I can only assume “looking after my greiving grandfather” is some type of British slang for continuing incest.

  4. Ed

    “Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl .”

    You mean “attractive”, right?

  5. Beth

    “so when you see pictures of ” lily looking , glum” or ” lily in tears , again”

    actually, Lily, you looked really really high

  6. Andre

    In fairness, if she were an American, the breasts would have stayed covered and her gut would have been visible hanging down from a too-short tshirt.

  7. Mick

    I think she’s eating both her food and Amy Winehouse’s food.

  8. You know I can sympathize with her. I often go commando to allow for some natural air conditioning. But that’s where my sympathy ends. My unit is rather large and often times briefs or boxers just constrain it too much.

  9. Cindy

    Not looking like a cow about to let down milk would help with the whole “animal in a zoo” problem.

  10. veggi

    Hopefully her granddad is still strong enough to hold her head down while he ejaculates.

  11. kk

    awww she’s cool ~ leave her alone

  12. veggis troll is so fucking lame

    #10 Still in first place for the moron award troll.

  13. Amy

    Lily I thought fat people were jolly.

  14. veggi

    good to hear

  15. dude_on

    That was some serious mind-numbing drivel. Would someone just give her a hug and tell her it’s okay if she wants to flash her tits.

  16. meeeee

    hahaha…..i DID stop reading! good call.

  17. rough daddy

    i dont understand this chick some time she looks really cute, some time shes hideous..

  18. Crymearvier

    What’s with the celebrity whining? Cry me a river, Lily. You get the money and fame, you pay the price. You’ll miss the attention once it’s gone, Baby Jane. Enjoy it while you can.

    And the photogs and such are way, way easy to ditch. Disinformation, Lily. Look it up.

  19. bootlips

    No need to apologize, Lily. Keep showing those nice titties and we’ll be even.

  20. couldn’t be less interested.

  21. James

    Honestly? At least it’s pretty legible. She can write sentences – that’s something I don’t suspect most of her contemporaries could accomplish. Fair play to Lily Allen.

  22. The Who (is she?)

    I used to wake up in the morning
    I used to feel so bad
    I got so sick of having sleepless nights
    I went and told my dad

    He said, “Son now here’s some little something”
    And stuck them on my wall
    And now my nights ain’t quite so lonely
    In fact I, I don’t feel bad at all

    Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
    Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
    Pictures of Lily solved my childhood problems
    Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

    Pictures of Lily
    Lily, oh Lily
    Lily, oh Lily
    Pictures of Lily

    And then one day things weren’t quite so fine
    I fell in love with Lily
    I asked my dad where Lily I could find
    He said, “Son, now don’t be silly”

    “She’s been dead since 1929″
    Oh, how I cried that night
    If only I’d been born in Lily’s time
    It would have been alright

    Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
    Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night

    For me and Lily are together in my dreams
    And I ask you, “Hey mister, have you ever seen
    Pictures of Lily?”

  23. Barack Obama

    Who is this ugly troll and why is she famous? She’s a bitch because she isn’t attractive and nobody will ever love her.

  24. The Laughing G-D

    Awe

    and

    To Each His Own…

  25. Tara

    Newsflash…she’s not fat. She’s not the most thin girl in the world but she’s not fat…just average. So chill with the fat comments.

    Anyway, I like Lily. She seems like a very pleasant and nice girl.

  26. farthammer

    Moley little midget, isn’t she?

  27. LL

    Jesus Christ, all that blabber just to tell us what those of us with eyeballs already knew: no bra. “I didn’t do it deliberately.” OK, but you didn’t try really hard NOT to show us your tits, either. So you don’t get any credit for that. And the tits themselves, not that impressive, so start wearing something under those fugly, giant-necked shirts. Damn.

  28. James

    All that typing must a burned a few calories. Good thing, she really needs to lose weight, or she’ll have to keep flashing her boobs to draw attention away from her big fat beer belly.

  29. booblover

    You got some nice titties Lilly. Don’t be ashamed of them. There’s a million girls like you every day who go topless at beaches. No big deal.

  30. veggi's troll is funnier than she is (how hard is that?)

    She is a fat nasty limy bitch and should off herself. None needs to hear her rancid childish “music”. I love how these simpletons are blessed with a decent singing voice and now with the right schtik they are able to do whatever they want in life. Think of how hard Mozart and Beethoven had it and they could compose fucking symphonies.
    Capitalism sure is interesting (stares at the feces spiraling down the commode and thinks of life on Earth)

  31. Decorating her flat? Did she get a nipple piercing or something?

  32. Barrack Obama

    #25 If you are a girl and you are over 135 lbs. (regardless of height) you are FAT!

  33. jEnsmo

    Good for you Lily, don’t let people’s burning greed for celebrity dirt destroy you and turn you into another number :)

  34. Joe

    Her number is a roman numeral: XXL.

  35. Mal Gusto

    My 16 year old niece is about that size and some how manages to keep from flashing everyone in the house. Lily did it on purpose. She wants the attention.
    I love the line:
    “yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job .” not to make music, for attention and praise. nice.

  36. #35 – Dude… stop looking at your niece like that…

  37. garnet201

    No way those are just “A” cups.

  38. Blah

    “I’m 5’2″…what the hell does that have to do with anything?! What, short people can’t handle stress as well? Anyways, a 32A Cup? No way; her nipples alone were a 32A Cup; silly girl.

  39. Lily is awesome :)

  40. roy

    First off, it sucks being famous. I’m not but know some people that are. When you live in a big city (unlike most of you probably) and have some modicum of fame you get chased constantly. You can’t eat out at restaurants once without being interupted, etc. etc. etc. Once you step out the door you no privacy. Instead of ragging on her tits, her body or your percieved notion of what she is like, have some empathy. Get off these silly comment pages. Tho they are anonymous for the most you are belittling yourselves.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&defl=en&q=define:Empathy&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

  41. Tapeworm

    I’ll pay anyone $100 who can give me a chance to punch this dumb fat cow in the head. $500 if I can use a nightstick.

  42. Kim Lardassian

    32??? I think not she is a hefty lass is Lily. 38A perhaps.

  43. bonespur

    Gosh, #41. How incredibly manly!

  44. mc

    now i know this is the superficial and i appreciate the subtle commentary that reminds me so… but i honestly believe lilly allen’s comment deserves respect. reading what she said really hit upon what i’ve always thought about the paps and fame. its sad, really, and makes me ponder the increasingly ambivalent questionability of American pop culture.

    repeat: i am aware this is the superficial… and i love this site (along with geekologie, which i frequently question, as well).

  45. Freber

    Amazing how I manage to keep my boobs covered even without 10 middle aged men watching me all the time! I guess I’m just gifted that way.

  46. Lexi

    #38:

    Her 5’2″ height makes her feel vulnerable to bigger, taller men who follow her around; she knows she won’t be able to them off should they choose to attack her. I’ve seen short teen girls and women be harassed by groups of guys at concerts, fairs, and even stores, and it’s usually another man or a small group of people who break up the harassment. Lily’s afraid something dangerous could happen, and since she lives by herself, she can only hope that a stanger will step in and help her.

  47. Lexi

    #38:

    Her 5’2″ height makes her feel vulnerable to bigger, taller men who follow her around; she knows she won’t be able to fight them off should they choose to attack her. I’ve seen short teen girls and women be harassed by groups of guys at concerts, fairs, and even stores, and it’s usually another man or a small group of people who break up the harassment. Lily’s afraid something dangerous could happen, and since she lives by herself, she can only hope that a stanger will step in and help her.

  48. Justine

    #32 – you are an IDIOT.

  49. titsonsnack

    NO. Chicks with A cups still need to wear bras, for fuck sake. Nothing annoys me more than “I have small breasts so I don’t need to wear a bra”. Yes you do. No matter how small they are, they’re still flipping and flopping around, and they’re still gonna hang down like sad pancakes by the time you’re fourty.

  50. digit man

    Lily Allen got caught, on her way to giving a BLOW-JOB! Thats the name of this article

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