British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here’s what I don’t get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one! Jesus, lady. There’s an old saying: Boob me once, shame on you. Boob me twice, I’m gonna keep looking because, honestly, I’ve got nothing better to do, and I’m a dude.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so you might need a lookout.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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FIRST!
I LOVE LILY ALLEN!
shes so cute! so are both her boobs! cute cute
this cutie patootie can flash her perky breasts anytime. Can you please flash your cooter next time?
Yummy Boobs, the best so far so Natural… yum Milk anyone
I wish Madonna would do that
:-)
Is that a marijuana cigarette I see in pic one/
Mighty fine nipples…i would suggest she pull her shirt over her head and walk around like that for the rest of her life.
#7 & #8 look like she has Down’s Syndrome, the rest of the pics she just acts like she does.
Nice beer gut in pic 4…
And amazing boobs they are too.
So supple. Nice and suckable.
Beer gut??? That’s a gunt from hell. For crying out loud, Lily, you didn’t even have a kid, you had a crampy clotty red discharge. There’s not excuse to keep the post-pregnancy belly flap if the “baby” was flushed down the toilet.
I only like her when her hair is normal colors. she’s cute, but like most pop singers today, has major drug/alcohol/mental issues.
The floppy gut in pic #4 is a real gem.
Barf.
Hey Dude #8…that is NOT…I repeat NOT a spleef she is holding in pick # 1.
Believe me…I would know…actually I’ve just rolled up a big 10 paper joint that I’m going to spark up right now…!
Na na nana na! See ya…wouldn’t want to be ya!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I’m surprised she’s concerned about hiding those nipples when we can still tell how chunky her ass is. But what the hell, I’d give it a throw anyway.
That’s one suckable tit!
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY THIS IS!!!!
Has she never heard of this fabulous new invention called — a bra? I mean, seriously, what kind of girl goes around in a white t-shirt with nothing on underneath? I’ll tell you — a girl who desperately needs to be the center of attention all of the time.
I think her miscarriage was nature’s way of sparing some poor child a seriously effed up life. With any luck, next Amy Winehouse’s uterus will fall out while she’s on one of her benders.
tiny but touchable
Lily, you’re tit’s hanging out. But don’t drop that cigarette!
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Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
Not sure why that posted three times.
i like her ersatz “good heavens, was my breast exposed?! how embarrassing!” face.
What’s with her gut in pic #3 (which is the 4th picture, but listed as 3)? Yikes!
@21: I feel bad for you, Shannon. But don’t kill yourself – just because you ain’t hot like Lily Allen, it doesn’t mean you’re worthless. You’re just uninteresting …
So please shut up!
And what lovely breasts they are!!!
I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
Is that a BMW M6?….girls got taste
Oh put it away you boring little cunt.
How is that cute?
I think her statement is… hey, here are my mouth-sized tits.
– am I missing anything?
nice titties.
Wow, #30. Your standards are REALLY low if all it takes is a couple of boob shots from a chunky girl to make you think she’s interesting.
Way to “accidentally” flash BOTH of your breasts, Lily.
Something tells me this was no “accidental” flashing. In the first pic, it looks like she sort of pulled her shirt down, & her “OMG! My boobs are out! I’m sooo embarrassed” face is totally an acting reaction
Lily, my moma called it a bra. Try it, honey!!!!!
#8 – Not unless they come machine rolled with a filter these days
Is she pinching her own nipple in pic #2??
I WANNA SUCK ON HER TITS…GOD
Who is she?
I love British bitches! Lilly Allen is smoking don’t care what you haters say. I’ve not heard her music before but based on her right breast I’ll give her two thumbs up.
PS: Her ass!
Karma! She was smoking in a BMW.
On the one hand, she is incredibly talented as a singer and songwriter.
On the other hand, she is a suntanned, fatting, smoking common daft tart.
I can’t reconcile the two. Get some class, woman!
Ahhhhh God bless good old Lily and her ample breasticles!!!
The fags and ugly chicks are offended