British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here’s what I don’t get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one! Jesus, lady. There’s an old saying: Boob me once, shame on you. Boob me twice, I’m gonna keep looking because, honestly, I’ve got nothing better to do, and I’m a dude.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions, so you might need a lookout.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Jaan Kanellis | August 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm
boobs
Angelina | August 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
FIRST!
I LOVE LILY ALLEN!
sarah | August 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
shes so cute! so are both her boobs! cute cute
sammy | August 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
this cutie patootie can flash her perky breasts anytime. Can you please flash your cooter next time?
cunolatin | August 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Yummy Boobs, the best so far so Natural… yum Milk anyone
Jockstrap | August 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I wish Madonna would do that
flyingskeleton | August 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
:-)
adeliza | August 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Is that a marijuana cigarette I see in pic one/
buck | August 7, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Mighty fine nipples…i would suggest she pull her shirt over her head and walk around like that for the rest of her life.
sunshine | August 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
#7 & #8 look like she has Down’s Syndrome, the rest of the pics she just acts like she does.
Deacon Jones | August 7, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Nice beer gut in pic 4…
Lindalou | August 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
And amazing boobs they are too.
The Prodigious One | August 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
So supple. Nice and suckable.
veggi | August 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Beer gut??? That’s a gunt from hell. For crying out loud, Lily, you didn’t even have a kid, you had a crampy clotty red discharge. There’s not excuse to keep the post-pregnancy belly flap if the “baby” was flushed down the toilet.
el | August 7, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I only like her when her hair is normal colors. she’s cute, but like most pop singers today, has major drug/alcohol/mental issues.
Boggled | August 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
The floppy gut in pic #4 is a real gem.
Barf.
Tommy Chong | August 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Hey Dude #8…that is NOT…I repeat NOT a spleef she is holding in pick # 1.
Believe me…I would know…actually I’ve just rolled up a big 10 paper joint that I’m going to spark up right now…!
Na na nana na! See ya…wouldn’t want to be ya!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Who's Horny? | August 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’m surprised she’s concerned about hiding those nipples when we can still tell how chunky her ass is. But what the hell, I’d give it a throw anyway.
Ted Mosby | August 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
That’s one suckable tit!
Free The BREASTS | August 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY THIS IS!!!!
Shannon | August 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Has she never heard of this fabulous new invention called — a bra? I mean, seriously, what kind of girl goes around in a white t-shirt with nothing on underneath? I’ll tell you — a girl who desperately needs to be the center of attention all of the time.
I think her miscarriage was nature’s way of sparing some poor child a seriously effed up life. With any luck, next Amy Winehouse’s uterus will fall out while she’s on one of her benders.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
tiny but touchable
havoc | August 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Lily, you’re tit’s hanging out. But don’t drop that cigarette!
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humpin frog | August 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
humpin frog | August 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
humpin frog | August 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Based on every thing she’s clutching (and the size of her nipple), she’s simply hanging up the keys to free up a hand.
humpin frog | August 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Not sure why that posted three times.
lidiya | August 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm
i like her ersatz “good heavens, was my breast exposed?! how embarrassing!” face.
Kingsley Amis | August 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm
What’s with her gut in pic #3 (which is the 4th picture, but listed as 3)? Yikes!
Ivarman | August 7, 2008 at 6:46 pm
@21: I feel bad for you, Shannon. But don’t kill yourself – just because you ain’t hot like Lily Allen, it doesn’t mean you’re worthless. You’re just uninteresting …
So please shut up!
yummy | August 7, 2008 at 6:49 pm
And what lovely breasts they are!!!
cranky | August 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
bmw | August 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Is that a BMW M6?….girls got taste
Kim Lardassian | August 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Oh put it away you boring little cunt.
JPRichardson | August 7, 2008 at 7:35 pm
How is that cute?
dude_on | August 7, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I think her statement is… hey, here are my mouth-sized tits.
– am I missing anything?
bootlips | August 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm
nice titties.
Shannon | August 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Wow, #30. Your standards are REALLY low if all it takes is a couple of boob shots from a chunky girl to make you think she’s interesting.
e | August 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Way to “accidentally” flash BOTH of your breasts, Lily.
Becca | August 7, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Something tells me this was no “accidental” flashing. In the first pic, it looks like she sort of pulled her shirt down, & her “OMG! My boobs are out! I’m sooo embarrassed” face is totally an acting reaction
Big Bad Johnny | August 7, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Lily, my moma called it a bra. Try it, honey!!!!!
0bservant | August 7, 2008 at 10:00 pm
#8 – Not unless they come machine rolled with a filter these days
sula | August 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Is she pinching her own nipple in pic #2??
Dr. John Blackheart | August 8, 2008 at 12:57 am
I WANNA SUCK ON HER TITS…GOD
Dee | August 8, 2008 at 1:10 am
Who is she?
Da Man | August 8, 2008 at 1:18 am
I love British bitches! Lilly Allen is smoking don’t care what you haters say. I’ve not heard her music before but based on her right breast I’ll give her two thumbs up.
PS: Her ass!
l_AB | August 8, 2008 at 1:44 am
Karma! She was smoking in a BMW.
TC | August 8, 2008 at 3:34 am
On the one hand, she is incredibly talented as a singer and songwriter.
On the other hand, she is a suntanned, fatting, smoking common daft tart.
I can’t reconcile the two. Get some class, woman!
SilverSIdedDotCom | August 8, 2008 at 4:41 am
Ahhhhh God bless good old Lily and her ample breasticles!!!
here ya go | August 8, 2008 at 9:22 am
The fags and ugly chicks are offended