Lily Allen arrested


22-year-old pop singer Lily Allen was arrested yesterday after allegedly attacking a photographer outside a London nightclub back in March. She went to a London police station yesterday morning by appointment and was arrested, but then released on bail. A Scotland Yard spokeswoman confirms:

“At 9.30am yesterday, a 21-year-old woman attended a central London police station by appointment. She was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. She has been bailed to return on a date in late July.”

I’m not that familiar with Lily Allen, but it’s always amusing when a tiny little girl beats up a photographer in his 40’s. I know the paparazzi aren’t that awesome to begin with, but I’m pretty sure this guy is required by law to turn in his testicles. And Lily? Well she’s required by law to get in my bed. Man, that’s an attractive face!