22-year-old pop singer Lily Allen was arrested yesterday after allegedly attacking a photographer outside a London nightclub back in March. She went to a London police station yesterday morning by appointment and was arrested, but then released on bail. A Scotland Yard spokeswoman confirms:
“At 9.30am yesterday, a 21-year-old woman attended a central London police station by appointment. She was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. She has been bailed to return on a date in late July.”
I’m not that familiar with Lily Allen, but it’s always amusing when a tiny little girl beats up a photographer in his 40′s. I know the paparazzi aren’t that awesome to begin with, but I’m pretty sure this guy is required by law to turn in his testicles. And Lily? Well she’s required by law to get in my bed. Man, that’s an attractive face!
stid | June 29, 2007 at 10:04 am
first? no?
James | June 29, 2007 at 10:05 am
shes crazed.
FIshstick | June 29, 2007 at 10:06 am
can i kick her?
jbird | June 29, 2007 at 10:07 am
You must admit that this is a very nice upskirt photo she took.
Coco | June 29, 2007 at 10:09 am
i don’t like lily allen’s music but yes, very amusing when a 21 y/o GIRL “beats up” a photographer. Strong.
domingoflores | June 29, 2007 at 10:10 am
she has a sexy voice, and i bet a nice pussy
JoJo | June 29, 2007 at 10:12 am
Who?
Coco | June 29, 2007 at 10:13 am
good photo. always nice to see another celebrity’s growler…
PunjabPete | June 29, 2007 at 10:14 am
Again… Who?
I guess it is good she chose underpants that day….
crewmancross | June 29, 2007 at 10:15 am
who’s the ghoul next to her?
gay4girls | June 29, 2007 at 10:15 am
I don’t dislike her music, plus she’s spunky. I love it when spoiled celebkins thug out. Hardfuckingcore.
That being said, she looks a little like the fat chick chipmunk from Alvin & Co.
djthecat | June 29, 2007 at 10:16 am
her kicking the paps makes me SMILE
gay4girls | June 29, 2007 at 10:17 am
Eleanor!
Jimbo | June 29, 2007 at 10:18 am
That looks like buttuglykelliz mom and dad.
Thatcher | June 29, 2007 at 10:20 am
British women will always be better than American women.
American women are vile, fat pigs with too much makeup and stupid IQs to boot.
America is the asshole of the world. Everyone else laughs at what a fucking inbred bunch of mongrels you are. :)
Mia | June 29, 2007 at 10:22 am
Strange picture.
frenchie | June 29, 2007 at 10:23 am
I’m so tired of Lily Allen and her played out fame. I hate that stupid pose with the tongue she uses as her trademark. She is not “little” by any means either. She’s short and dumpy with salame like legs. She is so fugly! She and Amy Winehouse need to leave the U.S. music scene as soon as possible.
MvU | June 29, 2007 at 10:25 am
Don’t speak so soon Thather. Obviously you’ve never spoken to a British woman. I mean, I love the Brits, but please. They are not the guaridans of class. Not these days they aren’t anyway. Out of all the terrible things Europeans say about Americans, that we are “the most” this or “the most” that, it’s always understood to mean, “Well, except for Brits of course”.
Besides, if everyone’s dissing America, just imagine what they’re saying about you being our lap dog!
i'mbetterthanyou | June 29, 2007 at 10:28 am
why are british people so effin ugly?
jrzmommy | June 29, 2007 at 10:28 am
who’s the thunder thighs?
Hey Thatcher, fuck you.
djthecat | June 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
I love Amy Winehouse! Please don’t leave us.
MvU | June 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
By the way, Thatcher, you’re disgusting. I am now actually complimented that you think badly of America. Judging by your taste, I’d hate to be on the list of things you approve of.
Thatcher | June 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
Shut up #18. Nobody cares about you and your whore mouth.
It’s a fact that America is looked down upon. Britain has given us every genius and invention underthe sun. America has given the world McDonald’s and an Iraqi death toll. LOL!!!!
American women are fat and fake. They are all bimbos like Paris Hilton who don’t have any real substance. ALLLLL FAKERS. Sorry. Truth hurts don’t it?
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miss oblivious | June 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
she’s got a lot of cottage cheese on her thighs for someone that young. I’m not even familiar with her. In this pic she looks like a retard. But I thought I saw a pic somewhere once before of her, and thought she looked kinda cute. Am I wrong, or mixing her up w/ someone else? She looks like a bratty little 12 yr old (w/ cottage chs) in this pic. And Thatcher, I like all the stereotypical comments and rude remarks; must mean its true then that all British women have really bad teeth, don’t shave, hardly shower, etc, etc…yeh, sounds pretty hot. And I’m assuming you’re British too, with a gay name like Thatcher (and due to your comments). So I’ll also assume that you have nasty, rotting teeth and smell like a turd. If America is the asshole, then you are the turd that fell out of it. Oh behave, Austin! Do I make you horny?!
sampson | June 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
srry but it’s true, american women are dumb broads. everyone here in france knows it. we laugh at americans behind their back because they don’t know anything about the world outside of the states. srry
Amanda | June 29, 2007 at 10:32 am
Instead of kicking the pap she should be kissing him for actually wanting to take her picture as if shes famous or something. She’s just a whiny little baby and her wannabe indie boy toy sporting the ’94 wind breaker is a douche.
Thatcher | June 29, 2007 at 10:33 am
Americans are showing their ignorant again. They really are a nation of worthless slabs of shit. All they’re good for is being toothless rednecks who have a backwards foreign policy.
America needs to catch up with the rest of the world. It’s lagging behind.
Over 80% of Americans don’t even have passports. They’re uncultured, vile pigs who have no understanding of how the world works. Thankfully they’re eating themselves to death. :) Comfort food for being such a trashy country I guess?
xyz | June 29, 2007 at 10:35 am
lol. yeah america does suck. but paris is hot. <3<3<3<3<3
CTR | June 29, 2007 at 10:36 am
I find it amusing, Thatcher, that you refer to American women as having “stupid IQ’s.” Just by the phrasing of that I would question if you really have anything to be high and mighty about. A stupid intelligence quotient? Why don’t you learn how to properly speak your own language before you go ranting about the intelligence, or lack thereof, of other nations.
gay4girls | June 29, 2007 at 10:38 am
Look frenchie, I’m not going to completely argue with you about Lilly Allen, but Amy Whineyasshouse is my girl and I would gladly mop an entire superwalmart with her face while playfully bopping her from behind, so there. I’m in an ugly chick phase.
And please, pardon my uncharacteristic crassness regarding British R&B divas. It’s a soft spot.
Thatcher | June 29, 2007 at 10:39 am
CTR is obviously a fat fuck whose mother eats chicken and rice every day.
jrzmommy | June 29, 2007 at 10:41 am
Thatcher..you didn’t just call Americans toothless, did you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
tonora | June 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
ok thatcher!
sorry to hear your sooo mad at us americans and the way we live. you just stay on your side of the “pond”. we on the other hand us americans think ya’ll (redneck term for you all) are pussy’s, so i guess we will agree to disagree.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | June 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
Thatcher is just bitter because our American Fergie is hotter than the British Fergie.
LJ | June 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
EW, why would anyone ever even WANT to go to France?
gay4girls | June 29, 2007 at 10:43 am
@28 “Americans are showing their ignorant again.”
Now, I’m no fan of the grammar police, but throwing out blanket accusations of ignorance while employing the improper variation of “they’re” is pretty fucking awesome.
FIshstick | June 29, 2007 at 10:46 am
Who was calling Americans toothless? At least we have teeth. Most of the british people I know don’t seem to understand dental hygiene very well.
American Pie | June 29, 2007 at 10:46 am
Hey Thatcher,
Why don’t you take your yellow teeth and hairy legs back to the old Europe you limey peasant. Stay off American web sites and instead troll the dark, stinking, putrid, rainy land you call home. That’s right you non-noble, our countrymen invented the forum that we graciously allow the rest of the ungrateful world to use, aka the Internet. So mind your manners you organ-eating eurotrash.
maeby | June 29, 2007 at 10:47 am
This is an old picture, And I guesss I missed it the first time, but I love the puzzled/disgusted expression on the guys face next to her.
miss oblivious | June 29, 2007 at 10:47 am
What are you doing hanging out on an American website then, tool? You are the definition of being ignorant; assuming all people are exactly the same because they live in the same country. We are all individuals, souls, people. Is every person the same in your country? I would think not. Sounds like someone is just a little jealous that we are the super power. (oh, and its “Americans are showing they’re ignorant again”…not “their”…ignoramus)Have you ever been to America, have you met every person here and talked to them and gotten to know them? If not, then you are ignorant to assume you know us all. And we can’t control all that our politicians do; believe me we do not always agree with what is done. Just as I’m sure you don’t 100 percent agree w/ what is done in your country. Open your eyes a little and don’t make assumptions. Your attitude is that of an extremist.
George | June 29, 2007 at 10:48 am
Thatcher -
The only good thing that has ever come out of England has been the Karma Sutra.
Don’t you remember that England Started WWII by handing over Chezkoslovakia to the Nazis.
All the English do is idolize the Spice Girls and drug attics like that ugly model who peddles her smelly clothes, which you stupid people stand in line for hours to buy.
Bloody Foreigners that is what you are!
jrzmommy | June 29, 2007 at 10:51 am
“America has given the world McDonald’s and an Iraqi death toll.”
and flight, the telephone, vaccination against polio, the phonograph, the television…………….
Jose | June 29, 2007 at 10:52 am
So much love in here. I’m glad you guys don’t even know where Portugal is, or else you’d probably insult us as well. : >
theredsnapper | June 29, 2007 at 10:55 am
i think her music sucks.. feed her to the sharks…
jrzmommy | June 29, 2007 at 10:55 am
All the Portugeuese I know are awesome, fun people…great wine…you must be the only one who’s an asshole.
George | June 29, 2007 at 10:55 am
#44 -
You are a stupid Cork head, and are just mad because our plastic corks are better and have replaced your leaking corks for our wine.
Mia | June 29, 2007 at 10:57 am
Its a great day in the land of generalisation and stereotypes.
ha ha | June 29, 2007 at 10:58 am
“drug attics!” i love when people can’t spell.
i like the French person’s comment that all Americans are ignorant. i’d say that a lot of the American bashing i see here and other places comes from ignorance.
i’m one of the least patriotic Americans ever, but it’s getting out of hand. do you people honestly believe that every single American is a toothless redneck who is fat, stupid and has never left the country? that’s like me believing that Thatcher (the poster here, not the former PM) is a fish and chip eating Chav who hates the French. yeah, all stereotypes are true.
okalydokaly | June 29, 2007 at 10:58 am
you know what i think of when i hear other countries talk shit about america? the brady bunch. that’s right, the brady bunch. we’re the marsha to europe’s jan. we’re the prettier, more popular, generally all around BETTER sister that the ugly, fat, dumpy sister with poor hygiene complains about. poor jan. it must suck to always know you’ll always be second best. but its’ okay, you can go ahead and say mean things. because while you sit around bickering and thinking about america…NOBODY here even thinks of you. lol, fuckin losers.