Lily Allen Looks Like This Now And Other News

October 2nd, 2013 // 43 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow poses for Nazi Uniforms, Inc. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michelle Rodriguez confirms she’s bisexual in case you somehow didn’t know that. [Dlisted]

- Bryan Cranston‘s advice to aspiring actors. [theCHIVE]

- I see Corey Feldman‘s still giving interviews as long as he gets final edit. [Fishwrapper]

- The Jonas Brothers aren’t gay, they’re just really, really into theater, okay? [tooFab]

- Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL? Goddammit… [BuzzFeed]

- Lais Ribeiro‘s in lingerige. [Popoholic]

- Kaley Cuoco knows she’s crazy. [IDLYITW]

- Emily Ratajkowski‘s hotness deserves all the fame. ALL OF IT. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mel Gibson is probably ‘roiding. [Celebslam]

- Everything I said about Emily Ratajkowski before but with lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lamar Odom does crack because Khloe is bossy. Sure, why not? [Amy Grindhouse]

- I want to heed Billy Zane‘s advice because he’s had sex with Kelly Brook, and yet… [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Elizabeth II
    Commented on this photo:

    She said she wanted to retire, dedicate herself to her family and all, well, congrats lily, you made it ! and you also look like 98,9 % of british women, fat, gross to look at, full of kids and fuckable when really piss drunk ! ; ) cheers !

    • Just this once

      As a British girl you have inspired me with your original and witty repartee, twice posted no less (a testament to its quality), to better myself. For shame, I have been blind.

  2. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Elizabeth II
    Commented on this photo:

    She said she wanted to retire, dedicate herself to her family and all, well, congrats lily, you made it ! and you also look like 98,9 % of british women, fat, gross to look at, full of kids and fuckable when really piss drunk ! ; ) cheers !

  3. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    MIssX
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a mom.

  4. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    George
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m frightened by the “view full size” button above the picture.

  5. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    dr.jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    I liked her songs and especially her voice. She was never super hot, even before having kids. In fact she came close to be more or less attractive only once in a video for Not Fair. To say something positive: her skin does not look seriously damaged and she’s quite young. She could be hot after about a year of serious workout. But I doubt she’d care.

  6. Nasty Butler

    Yep. I would. Not ashamed.

  7. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    ShannyP
    Commented on this photo:

    Who doesn’t look like that after they had a kid. I looked like that, so did every normal person I know. It goes away. Just because she didn’t have it all sucked out like the vain bitches that society worships doesn’t make her a bad person. Anyone that thinks this wrong and there is something wrong with her should have their head examined.

    This is what is wrong with society. Maybe everyone should look in the mirror before they criticize a young mom for not getting rid of their belly fat quick enough. You are all pigs.

    • Girl

      Yes, I totally agree! And it’s also nice to see a celebrity look truly like a mom- in the way that she looks to be truly concerned and involved with her kid. All the photos I see of celeb moms wearing heels and looking pristine while holding their kids (Beyonce?) I’m like really……. I know for myself that I need to be wearing practical shoes, and a practical outfit in order to truly be present and involved for my kid. Lily looks like she’s a wonderful mom, and that’s beautiful to me!

      • Chris

        All I know is that my wife had my son 2 days after this child was born and looks nothing ike that 10 months later.

        I agree it’s disgusting that people judge people on pictures they didn’t ask for but if the convo is gonna be that she’s beautiful and just being a mom that’s ignorant. You’re judging a mom based on one pristine moment in time and never knowing anything about her home life.

        And yes, my wife is a beautiful mother of 2, working full time and kicking ass every day. She’ll be the best mother I’ve ever seen in high heels and a tight dress or a sweats and socks.

    • Cher X

      Agreed

    • Her daughter is almost 1 year old. That is not “pregnancy weight”, that is a fat woman.

      Hold yourself to higher standards ladies. Lord knows I do (hold you to higher standards).

      • You realize she had a baby in January of this year, right?

      • You do know it’s october right?

      • The bitch

        you do realize that pregnancy weight doesn’t go away in 9 months?

        No wait you obviously don’t or else you wouldnt make such an idiotic comment about it you asshole. We were not placed in this world so we could be up to your ridiculous standards because God knows you don’t even come remotely close to the standards of a real woman.

      • Megan

        Hey The bitch… I had a baby in February. I certainly DON’T look like that. I am smaller than I was before my baby. Why are you selling this bs? Does it make you feel better?

      • deathtomombloggers

        Shit the year ends in October? That’s pretty much the only way her daughter would be 1 right now.

        And you do realize that is insanely unhealthy to loose all the baby weight in the time frame that Hollywood would have you believe, right?

        She is just a normal looking mom of two. Isn’t it better that she’s spending time with her kids instead of dieting and working with a personal trainer 24/7 just to appease assholes like you?

    • Buck Nasty

      Umm, that’s not just belly fat. It’s all over her. Shame she doesn’t have enough respect for herself to even manage her weight. Maybe you and Lily both share a warped sense of what should be proper. Who actually looks likme the “pig” now???

    • maruli

      When I had my son I barely gained any weight at all because I didn’t eat like a pig.

  8. TheMoreYouKnow

    She looks genuinely happy, good for her. Unlike a lot of other drug-addled young stars, she (wisely) took stock of her life and withdrew from the limelight to focus on what was important to her, having a family and being a good mother to her kids. LiLo, Amanda Bynes, LeAnn Rimes, etc. are stick insects but they’re also fucking insane. Allen seems to have found a husband that loves her unconditionally, and it looks like her weight is the least of her concerns, as it should be. I guarantee her kids will turn out happier and more well-adjusted than any of the Real Housewives’ trophy spawn that are raised by nannies while their moms spend every waking moment drunk and/or at the gym. Keep on with the unapologetic bikini-wearing, life-loving, idiot-ignoring awesomeness Lily.

  9. The only comment I’ll make is maybe she shouldn’t have worn a bikini. Other than that, I agree that photos that she didn’t ask to be taken aren’t fair game. This whole current trend of “baby bumps” and “how fast XXXXX lost their baby bump” is really in bad taste, to put it mildly.

  10. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll have some hit songs with that body
    “Suiting up for the buffet”
    “Hanging over for some Hot-Wings”
    “Peas and Me”
    “The Gospel of Onion Powder”

  11. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Paparazzi taking photos of family moments should be shot.

  12. Oh for fuck sakes. She gave birth to her first child in November 2011 and her second in January 2013. In November of 2010 she gave birth to a stillborn baby 6 months into her pregnancy and developed septicaemia afterwards. What the fuck should she be looking like? In 3 years she has been pregnant on 3 separate occasion and very ill during that time period as well. So really, it’s no wonder she is a little flabby right now.

  13. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She abandoned music and took up sumo. Not the most orthodox career path, but who am I to judge?

  14. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    I understand the fascination with those websites predicting what a person will look like in 20 years, but did they really have to do Honey Boo Boo?

  15. rican

    On a slow pub night near Lancaster Gate, at 11PM, I’m all over that skank.

  16. Brit

    It’s five o’clock in the morning.

  17. Does cigarette smoke puff out of British boobs if you squeeze them? Do the women smell of crisps?

  18. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    hollyhood
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    she’s clearly comfortable in her own skin, and why not? there’s so much of it.

  19. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    Still would… ask her to help me move heavy furniture.

  20. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    I DEMAND to know how you can put on all that weight and STILL have NOTHING land on your butt! That’s a crime against nature!!

  21. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    oh jesus christ almighty, did I lose the baby weight? no, not slightly

  22. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I’ve seen this one. Patrick Swayze wins the dance contest and the job at Chippendale’s.

  23. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not the body size that’s the problem here, it’s the failure to choose the correct size in clothing.

  24. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    SamKitten
    Commented on this photo:

    I only wish I looked like that after having 2 babies. She doesn’t even have stretch marks…and where is the cellulite? She’s lucky to have good skin

  25. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Chris Farley doing his “In a Van, Down by the River!” skit.

  26. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, it’s not fair
    and it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    but all you do is take
    yeah all you do is take

  27. Lily Allen Bikini Fat Belly Weight Gain
    marty
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares?

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