Lily Aldridge in a Bikini and Other News

January 10th, 2011 // 59 Comments

-The Real Housewives of New York City give birth to racists. [Popeater]

- Khloe Kardashian might be with wildebeest child. [Dlisted]

- Marion Cotillard, however, is set to birth a normal baby. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price demonstrates what natural beauty is all about. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog [DrunkenStepfather]

- Olivia Munn surprisingly looking the hottest she’s ever looked. [Maxim]

- Snooki parodies Joy Behar. And by parodies, I mean just gets drunks and tries to say words. [Fab Life]

- Britney Spears’ new song leaked. [The Frisky]

- James Van Der Beek is considered a “DILF” now. [Just Jared]

- The 2011 No Pants Subway Ride a.k.a. Rapefest 2011, The Worst Idea Ever, Moving VD Clinic,… [Buzz Feed]

- The Biggest Cat Fights in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Top 10 Sexiest Mechanics. And not the car-fixing type. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Colin

    Khloe preggo? Finally the world will know what a baby Wookie looks like!

  2. Deacon Jones

    Holy shit.

  3. Cardinal Fang

    If more women posed like this … and worked out… watched what they ate… took care of their skin… they might look like this. Lordy Lordy.

  4. Ash Bones


  5. ET

    I love how you spelled Britney, Brittany.

  6. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right, you came to a beach almost naked. We’re looking at ya.

  7. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed I suppose.

  8. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Daryl G.
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucked up grill and a flat tiny ass,
    Body like a skeleton in science class.

    • kelly

      she doesnt have a skeleton’s body at all, she has a nice healthy body, her legs are a little thicker than most vs models

  9. Poopface McGee

    I have no idea who this girl is. But I do know I’d like to introduce her to anal penetration.

  10. Person

    Did you notice the pantless thing was basically just a bunch of shots of girl’s asses?

  11. I don’t know if Lily Aldridge is really a famous person, or just someone they photographed on the beach and happened to find out her name, but I’ve never heard her name before.

    She’s a bit skinny for my taste, but well within the “boner zone” as I like to call it. At least she hasn’t done something stupid like getting breast implants.

  12. cc

    Here’s the part where I lie and say ‘Ya, I’ve had tons of chicks hotter than this.’

  13. There is a salty discharge coming out of me and it aint tears.

  14. lightdragon

    “Look Ma, I shaved my armpits!”

  15. trousers

    So I guess you like Olivia Munn when shes looking boring and without variety? touche sir, whatever pays

  16. Lady Blah Blah

    Gotta wonder if apologists for Christina Hendricks (“She’s not overweight! She’s curvy!”) and Kim Kardashian (“There’s nothing wrong with her ass!”) consider MS Aldridge anorexic looking with a boyish figure, cuz they’re always whining about how anyone who considers Hendricks overweight or KK a fat ass “must prefer anorexics” or “women who look like 12 year old boys.”

    • mcfeely smackup

      she’s skinnier than I would call ideal, but not by a lot.

      and there most definitely is “something wrong” with Kardashian’s ass. I’m almost looking forward to see what the next 20 years does to it.

    • Jillia

      This. Thanks Lady. I think Lily looks fantastic. She looks like she takes care of herself, eats well, exercises and hasn’t stuffed her chest full of silicone (Yet. Though I really hope she doesn’t). Our country has gotten so fat that when someone works out and watches what they eat they are labeled as having an eating disorder but those who stuff their faces and sit on their ass all day are actually the ones with the disorder. There is a healthy balance between Christina Hendricks and say, Nicole Ritchie (in her skinny days) and Lily is it.

    • kelly

      i think her body is very nice, glowing skin, toned but not TOO thin, no toothpick legs, im very impressed i wouldnt mind having her body

    • Amen Lady B and Jillia. Unfortunately Average looking in North America means you are a size 10-12 dress size. SIZE 12 FOR FUCK SAKES!!! Miss Aldridge is, quite frankly, exquisite and healthy. She is proportioned, she is natural, she is healthy, she isn’t a bone rack nor is she a comic book characature. Someone email coco, Christina Hendricks, and KK so they cans ee what a HEALTHY and attractive body looks like.

  17. Stamp of approval.
    She wouldn’t sit for a week :)

  18. Every girl looks like this for 15 minutes.

    • carine

      i dont understand what the fuck thats supposed to mean

      • I guess I should have said “at least 15 minutes”. It’s a hyperbolic statement used to illustrate the fact that while, yes this girl is attractive and thin, most women have a relatively small window (small in respect to a lifetime, so say 3-7 years) in which they look this way with very little effort. If we are to strive after this as an ideal, then really we are idolizing youth, not femininity or even beauty, furthermore youth irrespective of its shortcomings. Also, the large button next to your left pinky is the “shift” key, for making “big” letters to start sentences. We can work on periods later.

        You sound adorable.

      • kelly

        ok,, and what was the point of that? obviously shes not ganna look like that in her 40s so what? its life

    • Brad Hallston

      Shut up u fuckin hater

  19. burton

    Shes hot, and doesnt have giant breast either…i was getting bored of big fat boobs…cause usually with big boobs there is a big gut and a big ass and cankles…

  20. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet bleedin’ Jeebus, she is Gorgeous! I love her cute ears, like they might need pinned back, but something about it makes her hot AND cute!
    Those legs!! I’d be jealous if I weren’t so entranced.

  21. wim

    next time she will wear just “Nothing”!!

  22. Carolyn

    I never looked like this, even for 15 minutes.

  23. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    No, dey stole ma shawl!

  24. Minerva Smelibut

    I look like that know

  25. burton

    i beg to differ, my wife is 32 and looks this hot…and she had 2 kids! she works out 2 hour severyday, and looks smokin, but her being five ten probably has alot to do with it, tall women usually stay hot after kids.

  26. sash

    Nice body.

  27. Ash Bones

    I would give her the best 30 seconds of sex ever, if she wanted it or not…

  28. Rhialto

    Well, well, what a nice and sunny weather over there.

  29. bimbamboing

    There’s always sunshine after the rain. Yep, that’s for sure.

  30. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY! That chick from How I Met Your Mother got hot!

  31. GravyLeg

    Say what you will… It is a lot easier to forgive a woman for having cutlets when she is so damn lean and tight. Better than a fat ass any day.

  32. Cardinal Fang

    Requesting more of her please. It’s nice to look upon true beauty and not what some Photoshop expert thinks is beauty.

  33. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks so fresh and sexy.

  34. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If she breast I would rate this an A

  35. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Baby contest
    Commented on this photo:

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  36. Lily Aldridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

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