Lily Allen whines on MySpace

May 14th, 2007 // 59 Comments
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22-year-old singer Lily Allen posted a whiny little message on her MySpace talking about feeling fat and ugly and how depressed she is. She writes:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

This bitch weighs like 110lbs. Which is clearly super fat, but nowhere near time for gastric bypass or lipo. If she actually got gastic bypass I would laugh. And, uh, she would die. Which would probably make me laugh some more. But only because it’s funny when stupid people kill themselves. Like my friend Sarah who died of cancer. Oh, the laughs we had about that.


  1. Matt

    26. Jack D. Ripper

    ” YOU DONT BOIl PIZZA ”

    ?

    What the fuck are you talking about ? Who boils pizza in the UK ? What fucking planet are you on, you actually think food in the USA is better than in the UK ?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. Moron

  2. Brit Ian Raoulz

    Personally, I think all the people slating Lily Allen are closet-hypocrites, liars, bitches and whiners themselves.

    Allen’s gorgeous, both now and before she lost all that weight. It’s people like you causing the world to adhere to this Size 0 bullshit. She’s whining, perhaps. But are you telling me, you’ve never looked in a mirror, thought “Shit I look… awful!” and had a good old moan about it to someone. The difference is, Allen wanted a bit of attn. and we’ve all done that before, admit it or not; everyone knows.

    So basically, fuck off, you ridiculous, American, idiotic, defunct, hypocritical toss-pots. I hope the next time you look in the mirror, you don’t assume “Daymn I look good.” and actually take into account that there is more to it than that.

    Lily; if you’re reading this thinking hah, those fuckers didn’t know what hit them. Go you. You felt, yourself, that there was a problem, and solved it. Good for you. Love the hits, love the look, love the attitude, thrive darling x

  3. Sam Rose

    How about everone leave her the fuck alone, she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. She’s got the most gorgeous eyes and a cheeky look about her, so how bout u stop being vein little bitches and give her some respect

  4. newb.3

    you guys are all heartless and rude.

  5. NUMBER 18! you’re a fucking twat. You think because you’ve had a little bit of education that you can badmouth everyone else and your opinion means anything? pff. fuck off little boy. you know shit. You talk about filling the airwaves with mediocracy like you’re some fucking media god. Well if you’re not in to pop culture, then GTFO this website you knob-shiner. Which are you going to admit to? You where either: a) looking for Lily Allen photo’s and stumbled across this website or b) you were actually browsing this.. erm.. whatever the fuck this website is.

    Are either of those actions something that a stuck up your own arse twat like yourself will admit to?

    Lily Allen, from what I’ve seen of her seems like a nice person. WTF is with all the hatrid? is it the fact that she’s talented, pretty, famous and popular that makes u feel bad? well… deal with it in your own head and stop spouting horrible shit about people.

  6. amaia

    yeah..you are all right, those who talk shit about lily, maybe that’s why karl lagerfeld is her friend and have her on his runways, singing or just sitting primly in the first row, ah yeah that poor fat girl or chick w/ dick as cheryl said.. what a comparison , cheryl is the worst of all GA , oh yeah and who said allen is just famous coz of her dad? while cheryl tweedy just married a rich guy that’s more clever

  7. Boop

    Making fun of, or picking apart someones personal life and feelings is not right. If she really feels this way about herself, and isn’t just trying to get attention, she needs help. She needs to feel love.
    I think a lot of people forget that famous people are HUMANS, too.

  8. Tim

    I looked for “car” and found one instance of “care”. But it was in the vain of “what the fuck do you care”. “Caring”??? There is no caring. You are young lost children full of fear about it. This is a woman singer speaking of living and of loving and of reality. Wait a just two year from now and you will find all you absolutes are not so strong foundations. Women know change more than men [out of absolute murderous wartime] by a factor of 4x. Have some respect [RE "Do it again - REPEAT] spect [SPECULARE - specticules - LOOK closely this time - LOOK Listen]. This is bigger than you, young pup. Stop and listing to the music of the spheres. Lilly Allen is channelling truth for all of you young stupid fuckers.!!!!

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