Lily Allen whines on MySpace

May 14th, 2007 // 59 Comments
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22-year-old singer Lily Allen posted a whiny little message on her MySpace talking about feeling fat and ugly and how depressed she is. She writes:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

This bitch weighs like 110lbs. Which is clearly super fat, but nowhere near time for gastric bypass or lipo. If she actually got gastic bypass I would laugh. And, uh, she would die. Which would probably make me laugh some more. But only because it’s funny when stupid people kill themselves. Like my friend Sarah who died of cancer. Oh, the laughs we had about that.

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  1. chaunceygardner

    To quote the great Joe Pesci from RAGING BULL:

    “Just quit eatin’, ya fat fuck! Quit eatin’!”

  2. Pics like that are why I listen to her music, rather than look at her on TV…

  3. lilly and i used to make out at mcdonald’s after school

  4. chaunceygardner

    3#,

    She apparently dumped you for a mountain of McRibs.

  5. EZ

    when i see her cry-y-y, it makes me smi-i-ile

  6. #5 LOL

    Ok, now, seriously, if 110 lbs is fat, then I’m obese. Fuck that!!!

  7. DancingQueen

    Oh feel sorry for me!!!! Pity me!!!!! Do what I do. Take some Zoloft and shut the fuck up!!

  8. Donica

    I feel so fucking old when a “celeb” comes up on Superficial that I’ve never heard of. Then I read what’s being written about them and realize that I’m probably a better person for not knowing who they are. :-)

  9. She always looked kinda chubby not fat just power puff girl cute no way that 110 but then again im 120 and people sware im 100, 105. Im a size 2 not deluding myself. As much as i hate her little snotty im above it all attitude ( dissing kate moss and posh) i feel for her she is around my age you never feel right. Their are different levels of looking good curves or skinny. I could never be curvy found out to late so itried to be oober 21 inch waist skinny. I totally feel for her.

    I hate he way she goes about it cause hionestly i felt skinny was ugly from the media all these dove commercials and bathing suits for curves in people and cosmo not the opposite until vogue and harpers bazzar and w. I know this is a rant ye shes a celebrity but this is one im not using the your jealous leave her alone im saying its hard being young.

  10. chaunceygardner

    9#,

    She just needs to lay off the fucking Wendy’s.

  11. #8, I’m 20 and I have no clue who this fat cunt is. In fact I’m not convinced it’s a person. It just looks like the stuff they throw out of a butcher shop at the end of the day.

  12. lambman

    “fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
    that is all i am” right on all three points, especially the “shitter than winehouse” part.

    She’s a no talent, whiney, spoiled bratt who is only famous because her dad is. Otherwise they don’t give ugly girls record contracts, especially when they can’t sing.

  13. i don’t know who the fuck this is, but i just looked up pics of her on google, and omg she is gorgeous and thin!!!
    What the hell?!
    Why would someone who looks like her think she is fat or ugly???

  14. Kelley

    All I have to say is I am diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD), which includes stress, anxiety, and depression. I hope that she is getting help, like me, for her depression and is not suicidal. The other comments here are mean to say the least. What depressed people need is support, even tough love, but not judgmentalism. Just remember that when you are at your lowest, and you will be, that you, like her, will need all the positivity you can get.

  15. Anonymous

    she was being sarcastic…. that’s how she always is. she’s making fun of the anorexic self-pitied pathetic girls that typify paris/britney fans. DUH!

    but that picture IS horrible.

  16. Shez having a bad pre-witch period
    shez acting like shez middle age
    and therez nothing to live for

    shake that shit off
    and get out of the bed
    into the sunshine,live
    life is short…

  17. S

    My, some of you are bastards. Listen to yourselves! Would you say it to her face? I doubt it. Lilly Allen’s beautiful.

  18. Jack D. Ripper

    9 and 17, apparently you’ve both stumbled upon the wrong webpage.

    #9, why do you begin by assuming you’re younger than the rest of us? And why don’t you try using fucking spellcheck? Jesus, the only thing missing from your post is that it’s not written in crayon and smeared with spaghetti-O’s.

    Moreover, despite the fact that she’s not as thin as other singers and celebrities, she’s sold enough records and she’s old enough to know that she’s probably a rolemodel for the teenagers of the world who listen to her idiotic music. This is a classic case of the skinny girl complaining that she’s fat to her top-heavy friend.

    So you can take your sympathy and your marginal illiteracy and stick it up your ass.

    The same goes for you, #17, and the only people I count among my friends are bastards. And in fact, given the opportunity, I would indeed talk shit to her face. Then I’d pee on her for clogging our airwaves with mediocrity. Fuck Lily Allen.

  19. damn,Jack the Ripper
    soundz so much like
    Plowshitz…

    i wonder…

  20. weirdo

    jump….jump…GO AHEAD AND JUMP!

  21. catman

    Ignorant Yanks.

    Lilly Allen is an exceptionally talent. She writes original tunes and lyrics, and is a a great singer, both live and on record. IN fact, possibly the most talented thing to come out of the UK this decade.

    What happens when a girl tries to make it in America ? She gets told that she needs to lose some weight.

    Lilly Allen has got no tits, and fat arms. Since you Yanks are only interested in wank-fodder, she doesn’t stand a chance.

    But if there are any of your out there who aren’t virgins, and *have* seen a real woman first thing in the morning before, she’s actually moderately shaggable.

    You could do worse than listen to her music, and marvel that she has acheived so much by the age of 22, while you are still bashing one out Lindsay Lohan’s nip-slips.

    By the way, fuck me Lindsay Lohan’s rough. Is she really only 45 years old?

  22. You know, everybody here defending homegirl is an idiot. Of course she’s a talent, of course she’s thin. That’s the god damned problem. She ought to realize that instead of making an absolute fool of herself. I have a really hard time believing that anyone has actually told her that she ought to lose weight to succeed in America– she’s a singer songwriter, a breed of talent that is given something of a pass. Not to mention the fact that she’s already a success. Whether or not it’s overseas or here in America hardly matters anymore. It’s a distinction that means less and less when our cultures are totally wired together and go back and forth imitating one another constantly.

    The point is, shut the hell up and tell your fat assed child bride to do the same. When she’s as crippled and hideous as Lindsay Lohan, give me a call. Until then, I’m not going to sign up for a ride in her fucking pity wagon and pat her on the back telling her things she already knows full well. And if she really NEEDS the general population of MYSPACE to tell her ANYTHING, maybe she ought to consider taking a few deep breaths of bathwater instead of hitting post.

  23. Jack Ripper

    Christ on the can, catman. Who the Hell still calls Americans Yanks? You know what decade we’re in? That’s like me going over there with non-existent dental work, carrying St. George’s flag and shouting “God save the king,” talking in iambic pentameter and eating lime.

    And moreover, how many of us exercise the jingoism and patriotism pawned off through the media to the rest of the world that might constitute even calling us Yanks? Who’s ignorant? I’m taking your comment about Americans and throw it in the dustbin or whatever.

    And I stand by my assessment of her music. I might even like it if it didn’t lose its essence on the cutting floor. Overproduction is a bitch.

    Everybody’s always defending pop stars with the “But they write their own songs…man!” Has pop music really so far down in the shitter that a so-called singer/songwriter who writes his/her own music is totally exceptional?

    The most talented thing to come out of the UK this decade? Man, that speaks numbers. Yeah, the U.S. doesn’t have anything to offer either. At least I know it.

  24. catman

    Did I say Yanks ? I meant Tanks.

    I saw Lilly Allen on the telly-box a few months ago. She had put a jacket on over her top just before going out on the show. It fucked with her microphone, so the host took her jacket off and she sat there covering her arms.

    Last year, Charlotte Church (who actually is a bit fat, but has good tits and therefore a good shape) came back from the US after being told to lose weight.

    While Church had the good sense to come back from America because it made her miserable, Lilly Allen decided to whinge instead.

    I’ve no time for it, and find the woman dislikable. Nonetheless, shaggable and talented.

    By the way, fuck me Lindsay Lohan’s rough. Is she really only 55 years old?

  25. ENG——–GLAND CAN KISS
    MY AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1

  26. Jack D. Ripper

    “Tanks.” Yes, that’s more accurate. A peculiar thing about fame in this country is that our celebrities are, physically speaking, polar opposites of most of the hoi-polloi.

    But, at least for those of us living in cities and/or near water, at least the food is better than the shite you have in England. YOU DON’T BOIL PIZZA!!

    I don’t get this complex British girls get here. Is it like they’re taken to a dark, underground room once they land at JFK, put on a scale and told what they need to do?

    Admit it, catman. She’s a stupid whiny bitch, and her music kinda sucks. That remark about Winebucket singer or whatever her name is was just proxy to the truth. It’s not about weight or figure or titties or any of that. The truth is, Winebucket has way more talent than our sniffly, no-talent stack of manure up who’s up in Seattle clogging our airwaves with bullshit.

    “Telly-box.” Godalmighty, what a dreadful fucking way to talk.

  27. faerypoo

    God you americans are soooo stupid!
    Lilly allen is obviously being sarcastic. All you guys care about is image and being thin ( in the celebrity world anyways) she was just stating how you have to be a size zero like all the other retarted celebrities in america to get anywhere coz your all self-obsessed wankers.

  28. captain obvious

    Ooooh the drama!! what a freakin drama queen. yeh, shes real fat…maybe in the head. who the hell is she anyways?!

  29. Brad

    This bitch IS fat! I saw her in Sydney at the Big Day Out concert backstage and she’s got a fat ass (which is why she wears skirts/dresses all the time to cover it up) and she has cankles and gross legs.
    She’s disgusting and I’m glad she’s sad.

    All fat people should be sad.

  30. Lola

    She sucked big time on SNL, too.

  31. Lawrencia

    she got one thing right…shittier than Winehouse.

  32. Jessica

    tbh most of us feel like that sometimes, i dont think you can have a go at her for feeling depressed.
    maybe it wasnt the best thing to post it on myspace but shes over it now.
    and for the record i think she has an amazing figure and i love her songs.

  33. It’s to bad she feels so bad about herself. I hope she doesn’t read this post. prob won’t help her self esteem.

  34. boobies

    she is no way 110lbs thats bullshit, looking at her in pictures i would guess at 130lbs or 9 stone minimum. no way is she only 110lbs one of he legs yeah maybe

  35. Tiffany

    “She’s obviously being sarcastic”

    What a piece of shit. If she really is being sarcastic, she failed miserably. If she’s serious (which is much more likely), then she realized that she’s failing miserably. Either way, FAILURE. How she even has the smallfan base that she does is a mystery. She’s extremely annoying. The only thing she’s ever said to make sense is “shittier than Winehouse”.

  36. Luke

    she is one of the most beautiful people i have ever seen, he doesnt need to loose any weight. she is a woman letting her emotions out and i bet you fuckers have done it before as well. your lot on this site are either fat and ugaly and being mean cus your gealious, or your a stick thin beauty butch who thinks the world revolves around you, and who is crap in bed because there is nothing of you.
    peace out fuckers
    luke – UK

  37. Ben

    i hope you all fucking choke. poor girl, its called being self concious you fucking idiots. everyone gets it sometime, when you stop being so perfect you might get it.

  38. brit

    luke dont be such a perve, lol. I think everyone feel self concious sometimes and cant cope, you americans should definatly understand that and being surrounded by you guys no wonder she feels fat. I recall one of you asked who calls americans yanks nowadays, erm everyone. Anyone with half a heart will feel sorry for her, especialy with her lifestyle, constantly in t he spotlight and thise who chose to insult her here clearly wither have no heart, are jelious or both. Then again most Americans feel they can insult others without seeing their own faults

  39. R3unbreakable

    Hey Mr writer!

    A. you write for a web named the superficial, which means you embody everything that is wrong with popular culture
    B. Whoooooo cares? everyone including you and your fat colleagues at your website have the same goddamn breakdowns that she had seems to have had. Lay down the snickers bar Editor!
    C. Why dont YOU stop bitching about people bitching which is funny because what im essentially doing is bitching about you guys bitching.
    D. Why dont you give it a rest ok? stop living your goddamn lives through celebrities.

  40. becki

    you people are what i like to call fookin retards, get a grip an give yer fookin heads a wobble! shes fit an id do her an im a woman an im not gay so bugger off an sort yer heads out, bloody wierdos!

  41. phil

    i think shes great,i love her.so piss off all you stupid,sad people who are so depressed with your own lives you ve got nothing better to do but put down a realy buitiful,tallented good person.

  42. phil

    i think shes great,i love her.so piss off all you stupid,sad people who are so depressed with your own lives you ve got nothing better to do but put down a realy buitiful,tallented good person.

  43. Bushfire06

    Hey guys leave her alone for god sake, for all you know she may just have had a real bad argument with a close friend or something and felt down at that point,

    and dont get me wrong she is slightly on the pork side but about 75% of britian is fat and Lily is a very good looking girl :)

  44. jumpinthefire

    lily is the best singer about. she seems to be the only female solo who writes her own tunes.
    lily isn’t fat in the slightest. we have lily allen. u have britney “im a mental fat bald headed freak who cant sing anymore” spears.

    speakin as a straight guy, lily is 200 times better lookin, and she has better tunes

    GO ON LILY!!!

  45. pinkwonder

    i helped set up on of her concerts. she is normal size. and they dont pan her voice like the do more than 75% of american singers. all that america cares about is being thin and big ass fake tits. as soon as someone gets a little pudge they are pregnate. thats some bull shit. normal people are chubby. people like her havnt gotten 5 lipo suctions before. she just has chunky arms and a fat ass. but atleast she isnt like brittney sprears or her dumb ass sister. common at least this girl has some common sense. and when i talked to her she is really a sweet girl unlike most the celeberties in the states. AND HELLO AMY HAS BEEN IN REHAB FOR BEING A CRACK WHORE
    peace out bitches

  46. pinkwonder

    i helped set up on of her concerts. she is normal size. and they dont pan her voice like the do more than 75% [if u dont know what that means...it means to make better] of american singers. all that america cares about is being thin and big ass fake tits. as soon as someone gets a little pudge they are pregnate. thats some bull shit. normal people are chubby. people like her havnt gotten 5 lipo suctions before. she just has chunky arms and a fat ass. but atleast she isnt like brittney sprears or her dumb ass sister. common at least this girl has some common sense. and when i talked to her she is really a sweet girl unlike most the celeberties in the states. AND HELLO AMY HAS BEEN IN REHAB FOR BEING A CRACK WHORE but why the hell are people living their lives through celeberties. i bet now were gonna have 13 year old chicks pregnate now cos of jamie lynn spears, which seems much more of a problem than someone letting their feelings out. myspace is a personal thing ment for friends, which is bull shit why everyone is so concerned.
    PEACE OUT BITCHES
    peace out bitches

  47. liam

    your dickheads lily allens nice
    your just internet geeks

    go wank off about your hardrive

  48. yank

    im from america and i fucking live for lily allen’s music. regardless of whether or not shes fat or skinny or ugly, she sings about real stuff, and she sings it well. i dont listen to her music becaue shes “fat” or “ignorant” i listen to it cause its amazing and to the point. jesus christ, jack, get a fucking life. how many of those words did you look up to try to put someone that doesnt give a flying shit about what you think down? you’re just another reason people call us americans lazy. please sit on youre computer more and bitch to someone halfway across the world about a woman you don’t know. can you say pathetic? lily, you’re absolutely amazing and it sucks that people try to give you shit about being a real human being with sometimes over-the-top emotions. jack, shove your head up your ass.

    hearty yank

    • Tim Holt

      Well said!!. I agree. The thing as the Spanish call us “Estado Unidenses” [United Stateseans or dense heads], is that we hate fragility. We hate because we have survived hard times and abuse [or so I can only think]. Being strong, agressi ve, and abusive is a sign that you are alive and willing to do somthing other than drink or dope or shoot yourself to death and so are are an adequate mate in the USA. Ya!!! Go Denver Broncos!!!…. YeaH… “Did I perform OK?”…. Make all fun of those you are not perfect, who are amazingl beautiful singers and who [a la additiion] bring more value to the ones that have love for their fellow simpletons in love. Get more “American hatefully sophisticated”. Yes. You are ignorant “The Vine is a…..” You are shallow “Palastinians are arabic terrorists….”, you are stupid…”Republicans love the little man”….. So in the end what do you have? Only a chance to show you have the latest cellphone, the latest shoe, the latest from some show 1/20 care a shit about. You are lost. All of you!!!

  49. yank

    im from america and i fucking live for lily allen’s music. regardless of whether or not shes fat or skinny or ugly, she sings about real stuff, and she sings it well. i dont listen to her music becaue shes “fat” or “ignorant” i listen to it cause its amazing and to the point. jesus christ, jack, get a fucking life. how many of those words did you look up to try to put someone that doesnt give a flying shit about what you think down? you’re just another reason people call us americans lazy. please sit on youre computer more and bitch to someone halfway across the world about a woman you don’t know. can you say pathetic? lily, you’re absolutely amazing and it sucks that people try to give you shit about being a real human being with sometimes over-the-top emotions. jack, shove your head up your ass.

    hearty yank

  50. james

    fuck you dickheads
    lily allen is good.

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