Lil Kim in a bikini

September 23rd, 2009 // 73 Comments

Here’s Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I’d be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she’s probably spent every dollar she’s ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers’ version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn’t think twice about it.

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  1. hambguy

    OMG!
    She is SO FAT!

  2. WOW

    When’s the last time that a post was so disturbing, we didn’t have a “FIRST!” argument to begin?

    THAT’S how wrong this is…

  3. Although she is so fat, she is so optimistic looks from her face.

  4. If she smiles too wide, she’ll tear her skin.

  5. Mama Pinkuss

    her eyebrows look like seagull wings

  6. Pez

    GEICO cavegirl…

  7. Darth

    Is this an Amazon indian or is this Lil Kim?

  8. Nero

    I would like to see that ass naked!

  9. I'm Obama and I approve...

    Nothin’ Lil about that…DAMN!!

    But, I’d hit it while Michelle and the girls tend to her garden.

  10. Is she pregnant? I kept waiting to read that.

    She is no Naturi Naughton, who portrayed her in that “Notorious” movie. Very flattering portrayal.

    http://i39.tinypic.com/15pln5t.jpg

  11. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  12. anonymouse

    her new facial features are very…. She looks like a white chic with a tan.

  13. illy

    omg lollll youre so right! shes walking exaaactly like shrek and her face looks like shreks girlfriend but when shes green cause her face is so chubby :)

  14. Riley

    #43 at least we have our natural looks and dont need to get plastic surgery like she did. So in reality in 20 years her implants will be hanging, her cheek implants will be caved in, her fake eyebrows will droop, and she will still look fucking ugly as fuck. LOL dumbass.

  15. She’s looks great. Prison must have sucked. – bookshopdating.com

  16. Blech

    And how is this look any different than what happens to the lot of you who drink and smoke and tan and bleach your teeth WAY too often?

    Oh, wait. You all turn into orange freaks with premature wrinkles, plastic coatings, enlarged pores… and bright smiles.

    Honestly, the orange look is worse. Kim doesn’t look terrible here. I do think, however, that she could use a haircut and perhaps a new personal trainer and stylist. If she wants to remain in the public eye, that is.

  17. tanya

    IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MUCH SURGERY SHE GETS….SHE IS STIIL UGLY

  18. Wow what a hot pics.. Lil Kim is looking really sexy in bikini..

  19. SHANTE

    “OMG”!! LISARAYE MCCOY AND LIL KIM LESBIAN LOVERS!!! I WAS AT A CLUB AND I SAW LISARAYE MCCOY AND LIL KIM KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS.SOMETIMES CLOSE TO MAKEING OUT LIKE TIME LOVERS.AND LIL KIM SITTING ON LISARAYES LAP. THIS PICTURE OF LIL KIM. LISARAYE
    IS THERE TO THEYRE ON A SEA DOO.

  20. Michael Wilson
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim can do NO wrong in my eyes!!!! I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!! Shes not as sexy as she was when she first hit the scene but shes still A DIVA NO THAT!!!! LOVE U KIM Number 1 fan 4 eva!!

  21. Kim is my baby i love that woman!! she can do NO wrong in my eyes! shes not as sexy as she was when she first hit the scene but shes still a DIVA!! I LOVE U KIM your number 1 fan!! NO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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