Lil Kim in a bikini

Here’s Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I’d be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she’s probably spent every dollar she’s ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers’ version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn’t think twice about it.

Tags: Bikini, Lil Kim