Here’s Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I’d be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she’s probably spent every dollar she’s ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers’ version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn’t think twice about it.
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Cody | September 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm
oh, oh god no
Vas Deferens | September 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm
That looks like a handsome man.
Vas Deferens | September 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm
That looks like a handsome man.
Randal | September 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Lil Kim offers voluptuous like fresh fruit on a silver platter and still comes off with a thick layer of sexuality that one could wipe off like icing with their finger. A true healthy looking woman who has oodles of talent.
Randal
Ick | September 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
No Randal, your ode to lil kim and frosting just made my belly heave.
Dingus | September 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Not much “Lil” about her, is there?
No GayTards | September 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I would still love to hit that from behind, and behind ONLY
Fartz | September 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Gorillaz don’t wear bikini’s do they? Is this some halloween prank at the zoo? Not funny zoo keepers!
HOOTERS! | September 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Didn’t she used to be really hot? What happened?????????
Let’s just blame it on McDonalds. That’s what everyone else does!! :)
rofl | September 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
“lil Kim”??? I think not.
P.S. @Randal… STFU Q U E E R
Elmo | September 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
“over made” that’s funny! At first I thought it was a typo, but it’s not. You’re a clever one, Fishdude.
weirdo | September 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Does anyone really wear a dress when they ride a jet ski, motorcycle, bicycle, or ride in a sidecar.
I think Randal is trolling….
OMG_PIG | September 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
It’s all in the packaging boys…
And that packaging says to me:
OMG!!! WHAT A FUCKING PIG!!!
PsyKo | September 23, 2009 at 4:28 pm
What a fine booty!
Randal's Father | September 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Don’t be such a fag son!
stupidass | September 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
These are promo shots for “Lil Big Kim the Planet” – Coming to PS3 on November
meg | September 23, 2009 at 4:44 pm
When the implants start to sag, its time for a new pair.
Claire | September 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm
what happened to her chest tattoos?
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Why do I feel a sudden urge to eat undercooked pancakes?
Claire | September 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Oh wait, I’m thinking of Eve.
D4P | September 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm
That’s more like a trikini, at least…
blame it on ROUGH daddy | September 23, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Disgrace! Biggie spinning in his over size grave…
Richport's Ghost | September 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Lil’ Chimp.
See Alice | September 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Thats just Nasty McGrasty .
I dont care who you are ……
casualencounters.com/blog | September 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
At least it’s not so quite so obvious she’s a midget freak in these shots.
Mitch Haase | September 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She looks like an ugly cave woman.
qustionable | September 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
wtf happened to her face?!?
Randal's rectum | September 23, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Randal Randal Randal you poor pathetic penis pincushion. What the fuck is wrong with you bitch? Of someone is famous you stick your AIDS ridden toungue as far up their ass as you can. Ha ha I would love to know what you really are.
Nameless | September 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm
LOL there is no reason for her to push aside the front of her dress to show off those flapjack tittays. They aren’t impressing anyone.
ariana | September 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH HER ASS??? IS DISGUSTING UUUUUGGG
stupidass | September 23, 2009 at 5:54 pm
hate all u want, this lucky dude gets to marry khloe kardashian! can’t figure out why he’s wearing a bikini, though
Dread | September 23, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Dn: I’m thristy. Be right back.
Something weird happens. Lil’ Kim’s, sweet, Janet Jackson style public persona falls away. Head working, shoulders switching, with all out ghettotude, that would scare a Ukranian pimp.
LK: You betta get yo ass back here, MFer. You ain’t dun yet! I ain’t satisfied! Do I look satisfied to yo dumb ass?! Put it on me, or I WILL-CUT-YOU!
Kim is very believable. Dread returns to bed. He has the look of a question.
LK: You bess beliedat I gotta razor on me, and had it da ho’ time! Hmph!
Dread is legitimately scared.
Sickitten | September 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Kim, your cheek implants are showing. Both sets
big festering rash | September 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
This chick puts the fug in ugly
Ham Bone | September 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
GW RULES AND THE SW DROOLS
richard | September 23, 2009 at 6:53 pm
No amount of plastic surgery can cure EATING ALL THE PIES!
zach | September 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
LOL 36
trailers | September 23, 2009 at 7:47 pm
badd baddd badd badd
sharon H | September 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm
there ain’t nothing lil about Kim.
The Most open minded person on the planet | September 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I don’t like this. No, not at all.
KEN | September 23, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Who ever came up with the moniker of “Lil Kim” musta been hittin’ the rock. Who is she and why do we care? Fries wid dat?
nastyjay | September 23, 2009 at 9:11 pm
thats one nasty fuck
bete noir | September 23, 2009 at 10:40 pm
In 20 years Lil Kim’s skin will still be that smooth. Most of you white folks will be wrinkly like prunes and your lips… what lips. Botox and collagen won’t even help you all.
Sienna | September 23, 2009 at 10:57 pm
She fucked up her face big time…she looked way better without the botched nose job, cheek implants and brow lift.
Rasputins Liver | September 23, 2009 at 11:05 pm
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Oh man!
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That moo cow needs to wear a full-on burka, dammit!
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Bet she wears a thong underneath all that lard. Fuckin’ thing’d be so far in her ass crack it’d take EMTs with the jaws-of-life just to extricate it!
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She probably wears Spandex as well and thinks she’s hot lookin’ in ‘em.
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Goddamit! Oughtta be a fuckin’ law against fat bitches displayin’ their lard!!
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soahc | September 24, 2009 at 1:57 am
That’s one nappy headed hoe right there.
gink | September 24, 2009 at 2:48 am
She was on TV last year and looked great ………McDonalds is killing the USA
Mr Dixon | September 24, 2009 at 3:06 am
She doesnt look bad just not like before….
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Mr Dixon | September 24, 2009 at 3:07 am
She doesnt look bad just not like before….
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Big Kim | September 24, 2009 at 4:00 am
15. Randal’s Father – September 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Don’t be such a fag son!
Well played.