Here’s Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I’d be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she’s probably spent every dollar she’s ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers’ version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn’t think twice about it.
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oh, oh god no
That looks like a handsome man.
That looks like a handsome man.
Lil Kim offers voluptuous like fresh fruit on a silver platter and still comes off with a thick layer of sexuality that one could wipe off like icing with their finger. A true healthy looking woman who has oodles of talent.
Randal
No Randal, your ode to lil kim and frosting just made my belly heave.
Not much “Lil” about her, is there?
I would still love to hit that from behind, and behind ONLY
Gorillaz don’t wear bikini’s do they? Is this some halloween prank at the zoo? Not funny zoo keepers!
Didn’t she used to be really hot? What happened?????????
Let’s just blame it on McDonalds. That’s what everyone else does!! :)
“lil Kim”??? I think not.
P.S. @Randal… STFU Q U E E R
“over made” that’s funny! At first I thought it was a typo, but it’s not. You’re a clever one, Fishdude.
Does anyone really wear a dress when they ride a jet ski, motorcycle, bicycle, or ride in a sidecar.
I think Randal is trolling….
It’s all in the packaging boys…
And that packaging says to me:
OMG!!! WHAT A FUCKING PIG!!!
What a fine booty!
Don’t be such a fag son!
These are promo shots for “Lil Big Kim the Planet” – Coming to PS3 on November
When the implants start to sag, its time for a new pair.
what happened to her chest tattoos?
Why do I feel a sudden urge to eat undercooked pancakes?
Oh wait, I’m thinking of Eve.
That’s more like a trikini, at least…
Disgrace! Biggie spinning in his over size grave…
Lil’ Chimp.
Thats just Nasty McGrasty .
I dont care who you are ……
At least it’s not so quite so obvious she’s a midget freak in these shots.
She looks like an ugly cave woman.
wtf happened to her face?!?
Randal Randal Randal you poor pathetic penis pincushion. What the fuck is wrong with you bitch? Of someone is famous you stick your AIDS ridden toungue as far up their ass as you can. Ha ha I would love to know what you really are.
LOL there is no reason for her to push aside the front of her dress to show off those flapjack tittays. They aren’t impressing anyone.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH HER ASS??? IS DISGUSTING UUUUUGGG
hate all u want, this lucky dude gets to marry khloe kardashian! can’t figure out why he’s wearing a bikini, though
Dn: I’m thristy. Be right back.
Something weird happens. Lil’ Kim’s, sweet, Janet Jackson style public persona falls away. Head working, shoulders switching, with all out ghettotude, that would scare a Ukranian pimp.
LK: You betta get yo ass back here, MFer. You ain’t dun yet! I ain’t satisfied! Do I look satisfied to yo dumb ass?! Put it on me, or I WILL-CUT-YOU!
Kim is very believable. Dread returns to bed. He has the look of a question.
LK: You bess beliedat I gotta razor on me, and had it da ho’ time! Hmph!
Dread is legitimately scared.
Kim, your cheek implants are showing. Both sets
This chick puts the fug in ugly
GW RULES AND THE SW DROOLS
No amount of plastic surgery can cure EATING ALL THE PIES!
LOL 36
badd baddd badd badd
there ain’t nothing lil about Kim.
I don’t like this. No, not at all.
Who ever came up with the moniker of “Lil Kim” musta been hittin’ the rock. Who is she and why do we care? Fries wid dat?
thats one nasty fuck
In 20 years Lil Kim’s skin will still be that smooth. Most of you white folks will be wrinkly like prunes and your lips… what lips. Botox and collagen won’t even help you all.
She fucked up her face big time…she looked way better without the botched nose job, cheek implants and brow lift.
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Oh man!
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That moo cow needs to wear a full-on burka, dammit!
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Bet she wears a thong underneath all that lard. Fuckin’ thing’d be so far in her ass crack it’d take EMTs with the jaws-of-life just to extricate it!
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She probably wears Spandex as well and thinks she’s hot lookin’ in ‘em.
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Goddamit! Oughtta be a fuckin’ law against fat bitches displayin’ their lard!!
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That’s one nappy headed hoe right there.
She was on TV last year and looked great ………McDonalds is killing the USA
She doesnt look bad just not like before….
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15. Randal’s Father – September 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Don’t be such a fag son!
Well played.