Lil’ Kim going to jail

lilkim_prison.jpgLil’ Kim has been sentenced to 12 months in prison and a fine of $50,000 for lying to a federal grand jury about a 2001 shootout involving members of her entourage outside a Manhattan radio station. This just goes to show you that lying to federal grand juries is a bad idea. Unless you did something bad and don’t want them to know about it, in which case it’s an awesome idea. Like that time I told them I wasn’t the one that farted in the elevator. I so was the one that farted in the elevator.