Lil’ Kim back on the streets

July 5th, 2006 // 58 Comments
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Lil’ Kim was released from prison on Monday after serving 10 months for lying in court about a radio station shootout. She’s set to remain under house arrest for another 30 days and will be on supervised probation for the next three years. And then after that I guess she can go back to doing whatever it is she does. Which, if she’s anything like me, means dressing up like a ninja and karate kicking people in the neck for refusing to acknowledge that Chuck Norris is their God.


  1. bunnyhugger

    Vas Deferens–
    hee-hee! weird al!
    any points for that?

    aw, shit, did i just blow any hope of semi-coolness???

  2. BadGoat

    Did the reporters ask her what it was like getting fat in prison?

  3. Spacedog

    Spunkbubble, did you hear about that producer that got busted in Dubai for 1.26g of coke?
    Just walked.
    Dunno if its a race issue or not, I’d probably have my gonads sliced off if that were me.

  4. diamondprynzez

    I think you mean she ate Queen Latifah.

  5. fijian

    Wow, she’s fat…

    Can’t say they don’t feed you in prison.

  6. CancerNipples

    She’s like a fat black “cosmetic surgery cat lady” and no I don’t care if someone has noted that already…you really think I read you faggots’ posts before I say what I’m thinking? Dream on.

  7. What is the purpose of the supervised probation, a waste of Taxpayers money.

    What supervision does someone need who lied on trial.

    It is not like you are dealing with a violent crime, or drug abuse

  8. She profited well in prison, she at least took 4 size, amazing !

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