Lil’ Kim back on the streets


Lil’ Kim was released from prison on Monday after serving 10 months for lying in court about a radio station shootout. She’s set to remain under house arrest for another 30 days and will be on supervised probation for the next three years. And then after that I guess she can go back to doing whatever it is she does. Which, if she’s anything like me, means dressing up like a ninja and karate kicking people in the neck for refusing to acknowledge that Chuck Norris is their God.

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