The Bieber Cartel Just Lost A Soldier, Pour One Out For Little Pizza
Because egging rich people’s homes requires a tactical police response, Justin Bieber’s house got raided yesterday by the LAPD’s Easter Egg hunting division which resulted in the arrest of one “Lil Za” for drug possession. As for Bieber’s location during the raid, I’m assuming in the same room as Za yelling, “Black guy! The black guy did it!” TMZ reports:
Police now believe the powdered drug they confiscated at Justin Bieber’s house — allegedly belonging to Lil Za — may NOT be cocaine … they think it’s probably Molly … a form of Ecstasy.
Law enforcement sources tell us, they’re testing the drug right now and should have results shortly.
And while this could’ve been a simple matter of being booked and having Bieber’s fancy lawyers beat the charges, there’s something y’all don’t know about, Za. He’s a Wild Kid.
Sources tell us Za was minutes from posting bail and getting released from custody after getting busted for drug possession at Bieber’s house this morning — and then for some reason he flipped out and smashed a phone in the jailhouse.
We’re told Za was almost immediately re-booked for vandalism.
In Za’s defense, he knew he’d have to somehow prove to Bieber he didn’t roll over on him which didn’t go so well for the last guy. Some dude by the name of Paul Walker, you probably never heard of him.