Lil’ Kim Should Be Made an Honorary Jackson and Other News

July 12th, 2010 // 84 Comments

- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. [Dlisted]

- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater]

- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Jones is your new Keeley Hazell. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry should probably quit that Proactiv gig. [IDLYITW]

- Tila Tequila dropped out of Celebrity Rehab. [The Fab Life]

- This looks appropriate. [Celebslam]

- Gerard Butler might have embraced American culture a little too much. [Just Jared]

- Again. Shiloh Jolie is FOUR. [Huffington Post]

- Michael Jackson dropped a small fortune trying to teach Bubbles to talk to him like people which is somehow the least weird thing he’s ever done. [The Blemish]

- Carmelo Anthony married that LaLa chick while Kim Kardashian’s ass watched. [Popsugar]

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  1. Jamie

    Don’t you mean, an honorary Kardashian? She looks just like Kim to me…

  2. cc

    You wouldn’t have to change a thing to make her a great candidate for the villain in a horror movie. Shine a flashlight around a room, suddenly her face appears in the darkness…you’d shit yourself.

  3. Darth

    Who’s this chocolate monster?

  4. Kerouwhack

    That looks like R. Kelley’s (Dave Chappelle) doo-doo butter!

  5. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    frrrrrunkis
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    Jesus. She used to really be pretty. Black chicks tend to age really well too, so I doubt this was at all necessary.

  6. the horror the horror

    you can see the plastic bridge poking out from under the skin at the tip of her nose, holding her nostrils in place

    *shivers*

  7. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Bukkake King
    Commented on this photo:

    How did she manage to maintain the natural look?

  8. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    FH
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit, I want a Nutella milkshake!

  9. wow

    did khloe k fall asleep in the tanning bed?

  10. Don't fuck around with real G's

    Pity Tupac didin’t snatch her ugly ass off the street like he sad he would!

  11. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Natalie
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    She is hideous. Ugh… Why would you get that kind of plastic surgery?

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    me
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    she is so disgusting … i hope to god other women dont start idolizing that thing … it looks like it crawled out of the sewage.

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    ew

  14. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs a bigger dress. .. i can see her rolls starting to come out.

  15. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    she has more money than she’ll ever need, more than christ .. HEY KIM – FIX URSELF U NASTY!

  16. ed3

    It looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy!!! This no talent chimp needs to go away.

  17. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Kettle Black
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that was a wax statue like the Kim Kardashian one…lol…can’t believe that is a human being!

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    What No Star?
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one that noticed her nipped in this pic?

  19. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    What No Star?
    Commented on this photo:

    @ The Dude…I know, right? Couldn’t agree more. She needs to go back and get some more plastic surgery to restore her original looks. She totally looks like wax.

  20. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Nosd
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    Just when i thought that Lil Kim can’t get any worse, i see this picture :|

  21. anen

    she always wanted to be white xD

  22. chipoltespice

    Is this age progression of Kim Kardashian? What she will look like at 40? Watching her brains being poured into a peanut butter container?

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