Lil’ Kim Should Be Made an Honorary Jackson and Other News

The Superficial / July 12, 2010

- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. [Dlisted]

- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater]

- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Jones is your new Keeley Hazell. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry should probably quit that Proactiv gig. [IDLYITW]

- Tila Tequila dropped out of Celebrity Rehab. [The Fab Life]

- This looks appropriate. [Celebslam]

- Gerard Butler might have embraced American culture a little too much. [Just Jared]

- Again. Shiloh Jolie is FOUR. [Huffington Post]

- Michael Jackson dropped a small fortune trying to teach Bubbles to talk to him like people which is somehow the least weird thing he’s ever done. [The Blemish]

- Carmelo Anthony married that LaLa chick while Kim Kardashian’s ass watched. [Popsugar]

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