- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. [Dlisted]
- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater]
- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rosie Jones is your new Keeley Hazell. [Popoholic]
- Katy Perry should probably quit that Proactiv gig. [IDLYITW]
- Tila Tequila dropped out of Celebrity Rehab. [The Fab Life]
- This looks appropriate. [Celebslam]
- Gerard Butler might have embraced American culture a little too much. [Just Jared]
- Again. Shiloh Jolie is FOUR. [Huffington Post]
- Michael Jackson dropped a small fortune trying to teach Bubbles to talk to him like people which is somehow the least weird thing he’s ever done. [The Blemish]
- Carmelo Anthony married that LaLa chick while Kim Kardashian’s ass watched. [Popsugar]
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Don’t you mean, an honorary Kardashian? She looks just like Kim to me…
I totally agree. She looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Kim Kardashian.
You wouldn’t have to change a thing to make her a great candidate for the villain in a horror movie. Shine a flashlight around a room, suddenly her face appears in the darkness…you’d shit yourself.
Who’s this chocolate monster?
That looks like R. Kelley’s (Dave Chappelle) doo-doo butter!
Jesus. She used to really be pretty. Black chicks tend to age really well too, so I doubt this was at all necessary.
you can see the plastic bridge poking out from under the skin at the tip of her nose, holding her nostrils in place
*shivers*
How did she manage to maintain the natural look?
Shit, I want a Nutella milkshake!
did khloe k fall asleep in the tanning bed?
Pity Tupac didin’t snatch her ugly ass off the street like he sad he would!
She is hideous. Ugh… Why would you get that kind of plastic surgery?
she is so disgusting … i hope to god other women dont start idolizing that thing … it looks like it crawled out of the sewage.
ew
she needs a bigger dress. .. i can see her rolls starting to come out.
she has more money than she’ll ever need, more than christ .. HEY KIM – FIX URSELF U NASTY!
It looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy!!! This no talent chimp needs to go away.
I thought that was a wax statue like the Kim Kardashian one…lol…can’t believe that is a human being!
Am I the only one that noticed her nipped in this pic?
@ The Dude…I know, right? Couldn’t agree more. She needs to go back and get some more plastic surgery to restore her original looks. She totally looks like wax.
Just when i thought that Lil Kim can’t get any worse, i see this picture :|
she always wanted to be white xD
Is this age progression of Kim Kardashian? What she will look like at 40? Watching her brains being poured into a peanut butter container?