Lil’ Kim Should Be Made an Honorary Jackson and Other News

July 12th, 2010 // 84 Comments

- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. [Dlisted]

- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater]

- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Jones is your new Keeley Hazell. [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry should probably quit that Proactiv gig. [IDLYITW]

- Tila Tequila dropped out of Celebrity Rehab. [The Fab Life]

- This looks appropriate. [Celebslam]

- Gerard Butler might have embraced American culture a little too much. [Just Jared]

- Again. Shiloh Jolie is FOUR. [Huffington Post]

- Michael Jackson dropped a small fortune trying to teach Bubbles to talk to him like people which is somehow the least weird thing he’s ever done. [The Blemish]

- Carmelo Anthony married that LaLa chick while Kim Kardashian’s ass watched. [Popsugar]

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  1. Deacon Jones

    If someone wants rainbow sprinkles she just holds her face over the shake and lets a couple drops of sweat roll off her face into it.

  2. notthelimejuice

    she looks like a muppet

  3. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    classy broad.

  4. Randal(l)

    There is no God…

    …or maybe there is, but either way that lady/swamp creature scares the bejeezes out of me

    Randal(l)

    • Poor Randal. You are scared my most women aren’t you?

      • Randal(l)

        Yes, but this thing more than any other. I mean, I’m sure like most women she slowly eats your soul and uses her menstruation to ward off any attempted escapes from her ovaries where the souls are tortured with incessant questions about which clothes make her look fat (True Story), but she has a face even a mother couldn’t love.

        Randal(l)

  5. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    rian
    Commented on this photo:

    unibrow

  6. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    I will never, ever go near a “Millions of Milkshakes” place of business.
    This is their idea of marketing & promotion? Letting overpainted has-been rapper trolls work the counter?

  7. Peter T

    Good Lord!!! Is that thing real?!?!?!

    I seriously thought it was from a wax museum.

    KILL IT!!! BEFORE IT EATS ALL THE VILLAGERS!!! QUICK, GET A TORCH!!!

  8. gigi

    oh Kim no….. :((( on the bright side, Nutella *is* tasty!

    • shankyouverymuch

      Nutella is the BEST! I survived on that stuff when I traveled around Europe for 3 months with my buddies after college … good time, good times :O)

  9. Lisa Beth

    Is that her makeup in that jar, there? Lookin’ gooooood!

  10. mike

    Carrie Underwood is getting married.
    I like to place a wager that she will pork-up after a year of getting married.
    Any takers on a $50.00 bet?

    • I think she’s too much of a self-centered bitch to pork up. The husband will pork up out of sheer depression. My prediction was him cheating in a year. You can tell she’s one of those that’s only blowing him to get the ring on and then he’s cut off.

      • Deacon Jones

        “You can tell she’s one of those that’s only blowing him to get the ring on and then he’s cut off.”

        I almost fell for one of those. Almost.

  11. just threw up

    man this thing is disgusting….yikes

  12. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    hugh jorgan
    Commented on this photo:

    Good God , she’s NEVER looked this awful . She’s starting to look like Mickey Rourke .

  13. willy

    thats what happened to the female gemlin from gremlins 2, its nice to know she is still trying to make it out there.

  14. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Goddamn that is one ugly bitch!

    And that wig only adds to her grotesqueness. Ugly bitches should stay inside, wear a burka or kill themselves.

    *

    • tineke

      @RasputinsLiver.

      Same for ugly men: they have to hide or kill themselves aswell.
      What about you @RasputinsLiver, can you present yourself in daylight or do scare all the women?

  15. not cool

    Kim looks awesome and yesterday was her birthday.

  16. Clickclick

    Nutella…. nomnomnom. I don’t care about anything else in that photo.

  17. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Gross
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s how I feel when I look at her.

  18. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel ashamed having to share a birthday with her. :(

  19. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Gross
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they make her wear gloves so she wouldn’t get hepatitis on their machines?

  20. McD

    Khlown Khardashian

  21. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Gross
    Commented on this photo:

    Now Now. She does NOT look like she stuck her face in a cracked out blender – as does Mickey.
    She just looks like someone took a wax mold of what might be attractive and jammed it on her neck.

  22. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Lippen Whiskey
    Commented on this photo:

    Truly, if you ever post stuff like that again, this site should be shut down immediately.

    That girl used to look half decent but she’s becoming a Child of Wildenstein. Cute girls, please say Hell No to plastic surgery.

  23. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    KILL IT WITH FIREEEE

  24. quake

    I’ll never eat pudding again.

  25. thebitchisback

    oops! someone set their makeup gun to whorish clown this morning…

  26. Bo

    That’s a wig baby..

  27. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Steve
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow – I really thought this was another Madame Tussaud creation

  28. Jenn

    Her lace front is horrible! She’s rich, she can do better.

  29. Osaka

    WOW, what happend to her… I remember her name from somewhere had to actually google her to remind me how she used to look years ago i mean she used to look kinda hot but now… .

  30. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    A
    Commented on this photo:

    why….. just why

  31. asdf

    You know what this picture reminds me of? How much I LOVE nutella!

  32. captain america

    ………I PREFER CRANBERRIES, folks!!

  33. Bert

    WTFFFFFF SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE MICHAEL THEN MICHAEL DID!

  34. Amy

    I honestly thought that was a Madame Whatever’s wax version of her.

  35. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Nutella?

  36. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    The Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly thought they made another wax statue…

  37. oldschool

    HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!
    bozo the fuckin’ clown !

  38. Randal

    The exquisite and lovely young miss is setting a new standard for wholesome role models . finally ! someone with morals , class
    & good old fashioned etiquette ..
    she is not afaid to stand up for her christian values ..
    a true debutante !
    good luck sweetie …

  39. Rough retrograde

    Some weeks ago, I was at a gathering in Manhattan and a few of these plastic specie was running around the place; I immediately felt like I was on the ingenious episode Rod Sterling wrote for the Twilight Zone about the pig nose peeps.

  40. K

    That’s definitely not human.

  41. shankyouverymuch

    this woman is SOOOO fucking GROSS!

  42. Ty Pennington

    What in the fuck is that? It looks like a cross between Latoya Jackson and a character for a Tim Burton movie.

  43. shortblonde

    It looks like her plastic surgeon may not have a conscious, but a fat-ass yacht and private plane. “You want to do what Ms Kim…. yeahhhh ha ha ho ho…Ok, we can do that.”

  44. Back in the day she used to be pretty hot. Ghetto hot but still attractive. Now, I’m scared !

  45. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    babyclanger
    Commented on this photo:

    ooh, loving the dress!

  46. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    The Matador
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing wrong here. Perfect positon to lift skirt and insert tongue into turn cutter.

  47. Let down

    How many people were disappointed that ” Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher” didn’t mean her in a Leia slave outfit?

  48. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    tineke
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks ridiculous. she’s trying to look like Kim Kardashian, but she’s failing big time.

  49. Lil Kim at Millions of Milkshakes
    Pixie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok just looking at her, she’s had a couple of rhinoplasties, that much is evident. She looks like she’s had a brow lift and either cheek implants or fillers because she looks like she’s storing nuts. She’s obviously wearing a hairpiece….not sure who told her it looks natural, you can see how fake the hairline is. She’s had implants and god knows what else. She went from a plain girl to a very scary looking woman. If you think it looks bad in pictures, wait til you see this in real life….people like this look like plastic statues…it’s really freaky.

  50. Aunt Jemima

    Is that shit she’s spooning out her makeup?

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