- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. [Dlisted]
- JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. [Popeater]
- Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Edward Norton won’t be in The Avengers as The Hulk but here’s an interesting casting choice. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rosie Jones is your new Keeley Hazell. [Popoholic]
- Katy Perry should probably quit that Proactiv gig. [IDLYITW]
- Tila Tequila dropped out of Celebrity Rehab. [The Fab Life]
- This looks appropriate. [Celebslam]
- Gerard Butler might have embraced American culture a little too much. [Just Jared]
- Again. Shiloh Jolie is FOUR. [Huffington Post]
- Michael Jackson dropped a small fortune trying to teach Bubbles to talk to him like people which is somehow the least weird thing he’s ever done. [The Blemish]
- Carmelo Anthony married that LaLa chick while Kim Kardashian’s ass watched. [Popsugar]
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Deacon Jones | July 12, 2010 at 5:11 pm
If someone wants rainbow sprinkles she just holds her face over the shake and lets a couple drops of sweat roll off her face into it.
Jimbo | July 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
You should see what shakes off her ass..
notthelimejuice | July 12, 2010 at 5:19 pm
she looks like a muppet
Randal(l) | July 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
There is no God…
…or maybe there is, but either way that lady/swamp creature scares the bejeezes out of me
Randal(l)
Jimbo | July 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Poor Randal. You are scared my most women aren’t you?
Randal(l) | July 12, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Yes, but this thing more than any other. I mean, I’m sure like most women she slowly eats your soul and uses her menstruation to ward off any attempted escapes from her ovaries where the souls are tortured with incessant questions about which clothes make her look fat (True Story), but she has a face even a mother couldn’t love.
Randal(l)
Peter T | July 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Good Lord!!! Is that thing real?!?!?!
I seriously thought it was from a wax museum.
KILL IT!!! BEFORE IT EATS ALL THE VILLAGERS!!! QUICK, GET A TORCH!!!
gigi | July 12, 2010 at 7:26 pm
oh Kim no….. :((( on the bright side, Nutella *is* tasty!
shankyouverymuch | July 13, 2010 at 6:48 am
Nutella is the BEST! I survived on that stuff when I traveled around Europe for 3 months with my buddies after college … good time, good times :O)
Lisa Beth | July 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Is that her makeup in that jar, there? Lookin’ gooooood!
mike | July 12, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Carrie Underwood is getting married.
I like to place a wager that she will pork-up after a year of getting married.
Any takers on a $50.00 bet?
frisbeeken | July 13, 2010 at 8:10 am
I think she’s too much of a self-centered bitch to pork up. The husband will pork up out of sheer depression. My prediction was him cheating in a year. You can tell she’s one of those that’s only blowing him to get the ring on and then he’s cut off.
Deacon Jones | July 13, 2010 at 9:20 am
“You can tell she’s one of those that’s only blowing him to get the ring on and then he’s cut off.”
I almost fell for one of those. Almost.
just threw up | July 12, 2010 at 7:43 pm
man this thing is disgusting….yikes
willy | July 12, 2010 at 7:53 pm
thats what happened to the female gemlin from gremlins 2, its nice to know she is still trying to make it out there.
RasputinsLiver | July 12, 2010 at 7:59 pm
*
Goddamn that is one ugly bitch!
And that wig only adds to her grotesqueness. Ugly bitches should stay inside, wear a burka or kill themselves.
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tineke | July 13, 2010 at 9:14 am
@RasputinsLiver.
Same for ugly men: they have to hide or kill themselves aswell.
What about you @RasputinsLiver, can you present yourself in daylight or do scare all the women?
not cool | July 12, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Kim looks awesome and yesterday was her birthday.
Drew | July 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Jesus Christ, I’d hate to see what you think looks bad if you think *that* looks awesome.
Clickclick | July 12, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Nutella…. nomnomnom. I don’t care about anything else in that photo.
McD | July 12, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Khlown Khardashian
quake | July 12, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I’ll never eat pudding again.
thebitchisback | July 12, 2010 at 10:40 pm
oops! someone set their makeup gun to whorish clown this morning…
Bo | July 12, 2010 at 10:47 pm
That’s a wig baby..
Jenn | July 12, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Her lace front is horrible! She’s rich, she can do better.
Osaka | July 13, 2010 at 12:25 am
WOW, what happend to her… I remember her name from somewhere had to actually google her to remind me how she used to look years ago i mean she used to look kinda hot but now… .
asdf | July 13, 2010 at 12:56 am
You know what this picture reminds me of? How much I LOVE nutella!
captain america | July 13, 2010 at 1:25 am
………I PREFER CRANBERRIES, folks!!
Bert | July 13, 2010 at 1:52 am
WTFFFFFF SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE MICHAEL THEN MICHAEL DID!
Amy | July 13, 2010 at 2:05 am
I honestly thought that was a Madame Whatever’s wax version of her.
oldschool | July 13, 2010 at 5:49 am
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!
bozo the fuckin’ clown !
Randal | July 13, 2010 at 5:54 am
The exquisite and lovely young miss is setting a new standard for wholesome role models . finally ! someone with morals , class
& good old fashioned etiquette ..
she is not afaid to stand up for her christian values ..
a true debutante !
good luck sweetie …
Rough retrograde | July 13, 2010 at 6:24 am
Some weeks ago, I was at a gathering in Manhattan and a few of these plastic specie was running around the place; I immediately felt like I was on the ingenious episode Rod Sterling wrote for the Twilight Zone about the pig nose peeps.
K | July 13, 2010 at 6:27 am
That’s definitely not human.
shankyouverymuch | July 13, 2010 at 6:44 am
this woman is SOOOO fucking GROSS!
Ty Pennington | July 13, 2010 at 7:55 am
What in the fuck is that? It looks like a cross between Latoya Jackson and a character for a Tim Burton movie.
shortblonde | July 13, 2010 at 7:59 am
It looks like her plastic surgeon may not have a conscious, but a fat-ass yacht and private plane. “You want to do what Ms Kim…. yeahhhh ha ha ho ho…Ok, we can do that.”
frisbeeken | July 13, 2010 at 8:11 am
Back in the day she used to be pretty hot. Ghetto hot but still attractive. Now, I’m scared !
Let down | July 13, 2010 at 9:08 am
How many people were disappointed that ” Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher” didn’t mean her in a Leia slave outfit?
Aunt Jemima | July 13, 2010 at 9:41 am
Is that shit she’s spooning out her makeup?
Jamie | July 13, 2010 at 9:44 am
Don’t you mean, an honorary Kardashian? She looks just like Kim to me…
missywiss | July 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I totally agree. She looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Kim Kardashian.
cc | July 13, 2010 at 9:49 am
You wouldn’t have to change a thing to make her a great candidate for the villain in a horror movie. Shine a flashlight around a room, suddenly her face appears in the darkness…you’d shit yourself.
Darth | July 13, 2010 at 10:01 am
Who’s this chocolate monster?
Kerouwhack | July 13, 2010 at 10:07 am
That looks like R. Kelley’s (Dave Chappelle) doo-doo butter!
the horror the horror | July 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
you can see the plastic bridge poking out from under the skin at the tip of her nose, holding her nostrils in place
*shivers*
wow | July 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm
did khloe k fall asleep in the tanning bed?
Don't fuck around with real G's | July 13, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Pity Tupac didin’t snatch her ugly ass off the street like he sad he would!
ed3 | July 14, 2010 at 4:00 pm
It looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy!!! This no talent chimp needs to go away.
anen | July 17, 2010 at 2:27 pm
she always wanted to be white xD