Lil’ Kim Is Pregnant. Somehow.

February 13th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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I’ve always lived under the impression that Lil Kim‘s uterus was replaced with a diamond studded Mrs. Potato Head, so I’m honestly trying to process this information along with alerting Interpol that someone found Hitler’s long-range birthing gun and that it looks like this. Us Weekly reports:

Lil’ Kim took to the stage at The Blonds Fashion Week after-party in New York City on Wednesday night, Feb. 12, to announce her pregnancy. “I’m a mom, but I can turn it up a little!” she said as she rubbed her belly.
Indeed, the 39-year-old rapper doesn’t plan on slowing down any time soon. “I’m still going to work,” she tells Us. “I’m still going to be hardcore. The baby has made me even more of a beast!”

So the baby’s a plastic surgeon, too? This is all getting way too confusing, so I’m just going to do the polite thing here and be positive: Yay! We get to see what a black Chucky would look like! Whoopee!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News

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    JC
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    Well, at least we know where she put the Mrs. Potato Head lips. The touch of jaundice around the eyes is a nice touch, too.

  2. dennis

    She looks like a pregnant beast alright.

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    STD’s do not a body or face look good.
    Question is, who is Patient Zero?

  4. Whose kiddo is/will be worse off? The spawn of Kimye, this nutjob’s unfortunately-guaranteed-to-be-fucked-up kid, or Spooge’s kid in Breaking Bad?

  5. BlinkyTheFish

    I seriously thought there wouldn’t be a man alive who would touch her now that she looks like La Toya Jackson’s literal mini-me. She used to be really cute, back in the 90s before she started messing with her face. I guess it was a serious case of Olde English 800 goggles.

  6. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    hahaha
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    Make up for days

  7. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    hahaha
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    Dafuq?

  8. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
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    Pregnant? The guy who knocked her up is gonna have to live with this and become the joke of the century to his male friends!

  9. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    hahahaha
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    Who did this, shame on you?

  10. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
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    Queen of STD’s is even scared of that creature!

  11. I wonder if she was impregnated doggy style?

    Thats the only way I see a human being able to achieve, and maintain, an erect penis. I dont care how hard up you are for some tail.

  12. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
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    ‘Hey All!!! Guess wha? Im sending out for Pizza the Hut! “

  13. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    Bonky
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    You know you are a real fuck up when even Paris Hilton
    gives you the side eye.

  14. It’s a first for medical science. The old parts of her body spontaneously formed another human in her womb. Stephen King is super pissed he didn’t think of it first.

  15. poop

    there’s tectonic activity going on in her face

  16. I bet she was artificially insimated with non black man sperm so she could have a mix kid.
    That played out chick has inferiority complex written all over that jacked up grill.

  17. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    Ruckus
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    “I loved you on 227″

  18. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    Ruckus
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    “Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!”

  19. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
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    Paris looks fucking stunning next to not-so-Lil Kim.

  20. What the fuck happened to Kim? She used to be so beautiful.

  21. Pregnant Lil Kim Fucked Up Face Paris Hilton The Blonds Fashion Show
    eleven
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    It bums me out that THIS is evidently getting more action than me

  22. cmonreally

    Definitely conceived via doggy style.

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