I’ve always lived under the impression that Lil Kim‘s uterus was replaced with a diamond studded Mrs. Potato Head, so I’m honestly trying to process this information along with alerting Interpol that someone found Hitler’s long-range birthing gun and that it looks like this. Us Weekly reports:
Lil’ Kim took to the stage at The Blonds Fashion Week after-party in New York City on Wednesday night, Feb. 12, to announce her pregnancy. “I’m a mom, but I can turn it up a little!” she said as she rubbed her belly.
Indeed, the 39-year-old rapper doesn’t plan on slowing down any time soon. “I’m still going to work,” she tells Us. “I’m still going to be hardcore. The baby has made me even more of a beast!”
So the baby’s a plastic surgeon, too? This is all getting way too confusing, so I’m just going to do the polite thing here and be positive: Yay! We get to see what a black Chucky would look like! Whoopee!