Like a Pig in Sh-t

December 8th, 2010 // 33 Comments

While most people’s immediate thought to seeing Britney Spears this happy is, “Must be a McDonald’s up ahead,” these are actually shots of her at Walmart yesterday because apparently her bodyguards get some sort of sick joy out of seeing Jamie Spears‘ face every time he she perpetuates another stereotype. “I say, what, I say what part of ‘I don’t care how long she holds her breath,’ don’t you gentlemen understand? What’s the big idea?”

On that note, you know how I can tell this is Britney’s most favorite place in the world? She wore a bra. Starbucks doesn’t even give that level of respect.

Photos: Fame, Flynet

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  1. Britney and Wal-Mart go together like Strippers and brass poles!!! She still looks good for a redneck chick.

  2. McFeely Smackup

    She looks like a dog sticking his head out a truck window at 60mph

  3. James

    I have never had sex with a man but I did put a cucumber up my @Ss one time and, it was too big!!

    I was bleeding for a little while, well anyways i felt hurt about it so i made myself a cucumber salad afterwards
    , I PEEL the cucumber of course! the problem is that now my butt is lose

    • you better check with Dr. Richard Mcbeef, MD. for that one…

    • I’m NEVER eating a salad again..

    • abz

      hothouse or english cucumber?

      • James

        The salad was like this: (very tasty)

        1 English cucumber
        1 small red onion
        1 1/2 tablespoons salt
        1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon white wine vinegar or sherry vinegar
        1 teaspoon sugar
        2 teaspoons dried dill or 2 tablespoons fresh
        Directions
        Slice the cucumber lengthwise, remove the seeds, and slice thinly. Thinly slice the onion.

        In a colander, toss the cucumber and onion with the salt and let it sit and drain for 20 minutes. Press the liquid out of the vegetables and rinse well with cold water.

        In a medium bowl combine the vinegar and sugar and stir well. Add the cucumber mixture and toss to coat. Stir in the dill.

      • Richard McBeef, MD

        Eating fruits and vegetables that have been in or around your perianal area is not recommended and represents a significant health risk. Many diseases are transmitted via the fecal-oral route and there is no reason to contaminated fruits or vegetables for making salads when clean produce can be easily obtained at your local grocer.

        It is likely that you have suffered torn some of your sphincter muscles and the loose anus that you speak of will need to be corrected surgically.

        Call my office to set up an appointment for a surgical consult. In the meantime I suggest using some sort of adult diaper to help contain any material that may leak from your anus.

      • I have a feeling that any material leaking from James’ anus is probably Hidden Valley Ranch,

    • McFeely Smackup

      sounds like a rectal prolapse. I suggest taking some photos and immediately contacting Dr McBeef.

  4. DOucHe BaGELs

    She has millions of dollars!!! WTF IS SHE SHOPPING AT WAL-FART!!

    • McFeely Smackup

      maybe she doesn’t need Gucci toilet paper?

    • anonymous

      nothing wrong with rich people shopping at walmart. there’s a reason why dumbasses like Heidi and Spencer go bankrupt.

      but this is just photo op/publicity b.s. because it would be a whole lot easier for her to shop online or send someone.

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    musicgod
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she’s retarded. no offense intented for those with downs, or autism. but, britney looks like one of them.

  6. Mike Walker

    Derp

  7. Salad Face

    I must be getting old. I remember when these celebrites used to sparkle and shine and I wanted to bibilically know all of them- even “Gummi Bear”. But now they’re just gross and freckled and over-tanned and leathery and somehow they all seem dirty like porn actors.

    No offense to porn actors.

    • gol

      Drugs Man, Drugs is the answer, back then they were innocent or probably just did pot, as soon as they hit it big and can afford the worst crap they turn to this! exactly what you said, Look at a Before And After pictures of meth users, now look at Britney, tell me you dont see a connection

  8. Freedumb ain't free

    All those pictures and not one of her ass. What are the chances?

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    musicgod
    Commented on this photo:

    (if this didn’t already post) britney looks retarded, like she has downs’ or something like that. no offense intended for those who do have downs’ or autism.

  10. Britney Spears Walmart
    Something rough this way comes
    Commented on this photo:

    Hercules, hercules…

  11. jojo

    Fish, many a Walmart have Mcpiggies inside them, by Brit brit’s expression, this is one of them.

  12. GravyLeg

    Props for the Foghorn Leghorn reference Fish…. LMAO

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    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    ya’ll got some kegs here?!

  14. Melissa

    You fail to miss what’s really going on here. The McDonald’s is INSIDE the Walmart.

  15. wim

    sniff sniff SNIFF, yep, IT’S SH*T, folks!!

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    Mrs. Nick Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish she would get a decent hairstylist who would do something to that rat’s nest on her head. A great hair makeover will do wonders for her overall appearance.

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