Lightning Strikes Caylee Anthony Memorial Hours After Casey Sentenced

Because this story isn’t fucked up enough, lightning apparently struck the makeshift Caylee Anthony memorial just hours after Casey Anthony was sentenced yesterday for lying to police officers about her dead daughter because innocent people do that. Anyway, you can only guess the type of quotes flooding into the local paper already:

“It could be a sign from the angels that they aren’t happy with what’s happened,” said 40-year-old Keyla Lugo of Orlando, who has visited the memorial in the Chickasaw Oaks subdivision twice this week. “It’s a sad day for Orlando, for Caylee and for justice. The rain, the lightning, the storm — it’s the heavens indicating they aren’t happy.”
… “God has spoken. Casey’s guilty,” said Nicole Perez of Vero Beach.

God’s unhappy? Really? Because I’m pretty sure He had it out for this kid. Otherwise, I don’t know how else you explain letting her fall out of Casey Anthony’s vagina, get murdered, have her mom duck what should’ve been at least child abuse/neglect charges and then have the site where they found Caylee’s dead body light on fire for shits and giggles. Angels were probably walking up to Him after that last lightning bolt going, “I think you got her.”

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