Not that anybody cares, but ET is reporting that Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts have gotten married. The two were making their way into the Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City Sunday night when Liev allegedly said:
“We are married. You got it first. Break the story!”
This sounds like one of those offhand comments celebrities make to mess with the press. Although that’s usually done by celebrities who are actually famous. Naomi could give birth to a talking dinosaur and these two would still be the least interesting couple in Hollywood.
steph | June 12, 2007 at 11:15 am
FIRST
booga1134 | June 12, 2007 at 11:15 am
Doesn’t she know that’s Cotton Weary?
Brock Landers | June 12, 2007 at 11:15 am
Wow, talk about news that just doesn’t do a thing for me. Schreiber is a great actor though.
i hate you too! | June 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
wow she looks pretty horrible. Congrats tho?
peggy-o | June 12, 2007 at 11:19 am
you’re right, ‘not that anybody cares…’
Bern | June 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
Yeah, I used to live by this guy in the East Village. He always dressed, and appeared to have the personal hygiene habits of, a listless hobo. I saw him literally every day and he was always ducking around like someone was going to notice him. No one ever once did.
FREAKFLAG | June 12, 2007 at 11:25 am
Who?
Nicole Kidman | June 12, 2007 at 11:28 am
Why is Naomi Watts hired as an actress ? She sucks. He’s not all that great either. Ugly as hell
Fifth Stooge | June 12, 2007 at 11:31 am
That is great news. Where are they registered?
JumpinJ | June 12, 2007 at 11:31 am
“Least interesting couple in Hollywood”? Liev spend most of his time in NY doing Broadway and Off Broadway plays, and Naomi does movies everywhere else. It’ll be interesting to see if this lasts. They allegedly have a kid on the way according to Liev on a local cable news station. He’s brilliant, she’s … uh … cute, I guess.
Spindoc | June 12, 2007 at 11:31 am
Careful with this story, I might yawn myself to death.
Jimbo | June 12, 2007 at 11:34 am
My Neighbor Ben and his girl friend Brenda are getting married this weekend. If I send the Superfish a picture of them will he post it too?
Jimbo | June 12, 2007 at 11:37 am
I think I will go back to check out online porn and masterbating
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 12, 2007 at 11:38 am
‘they allegedly have a kid on the way according to Liev’….well yeah unless she’s hiding a midget up that dress i’m pretty sure she’s pregnant…
p0nk | June 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
Judging by her facial expressions, a big problem during her pregancy has been chronic constipation.
krazihottkelli | June 12, 2007 at 11:43 am
lookz like we know Y
zhe got married…
thatz the wrong drezz
for being 9 monthz
pregnant..lookz stupid.
Jimbo | June 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
@16 kraziuglykelli – putting z’s in every other word is stupid. Just like Paris, you are not cute anymore.
A Yak With a Raging Erection | June 12, 2007 at 11:47 am
@6 Bern you rocked some sweet boobs again on your site today. Me like.
sea | June 12, 2007 at 12:05 pm
My caring about him died when Cotton did. I never cared about her.
George | June 12, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Go see the “Painted Veil” on DVD. This will give you a clue to this arrangement. Just looking at her…you can tell she is just so “empty” inside.
calculator | June 12, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Combined, they are 1/100000000 as interesting as Paris.
Let’s all drop our defenses, be honest, and admit that we didn’t really mean we were tired of the Paris story and wanted to move on to other celebs. Today’s stories are creeping death. I feel like I should be wearing white stretch slacks and power-blue tennis shoes and discussing them with Blanche right before we grab our walkers and head toward the Bingo game.
ph7 | June 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Two tools. I give it 18 months.
redink | June 12, 2007 at 12:38 pm
the site’s new look blows. everything being on the left with that big ass advertisment on the right looks retarded as hell. i hope this is temporary.
gina | June 12, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Seriously! Who cares! Report back to us when her kid goes into rehab lol!
and Liev needs a shave cmon! that looks like crap! Don’t you have an assistant? Lol
Chauncey Gardner | June 12, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I saw Naomi Watts in that sub-standard David Lynch movie, MULHOLLAND DR. I think she’s the only actress in film history who’s managed to make a female masturbation scene completely revolting to watch. And Chauncey likes to fucking watch.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Alex, I’ll take “Who The Fuck Is That?” for $1,000…
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I wonder if Tom Cruise wants to eat the placenta when she gives birth? Sick fuck that one is………..
getoutofmygalley | June 12, 2007 at 12:57 pm
@19 HAHAHAHA.
When I looked at him I thought “Who the fuck?!” then shortly thereafter, “oh it’s Cotton.”
And speaking of…that dress should have been MADE from cotton…what a waste of good crepe-back satin.
Anyone for a game of Hot Potato?
laxey | June 12, 2007 at 12:57 pm
They should have just not gotten married, show those damn evangelicals that you don’t need marriage to be successful in a relationship.
laxey | June 12, 2007 at 12:58 pm
or more…successful in a family.
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Alex, I’ll take “What the fuck is plagiarism?” for 1,000…
Film Clips | June 12, 2007 at 12:59 pm
They’re the hottest couple since Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates.
Gay Guinea | June 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Alex, I’ll take “Frightened Fags in Hiding” for $1,000…
Crap Tonight | June 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm
so whats Tara Reid doing lately, she’s not dead is she?
Kim | June 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’d say it was an offhand comment considering the fact that he’s not wearing a wedding ring!
A'dam | June 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm
But seriously, has Paris taken a dump yet?
Geno | June 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Naomi is cool. I hope it works for them. If it doesn’t, I hope she comes to her senses and comes back to me…Naomi!!!!
The word’d most important blog:
http://www.genosworld.blogspot.com/
jimmboy | June 12, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Paris has a special way of using the bathroom, because she’s a higher-level human being.
face | June 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm
The superficial a.k.a (2 new stories a day blog)
Italian Stallion | June 12, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Alex, I’ll take “Of course I dropped the soap in fake jail” for 1,000……
Awe, are we sad that we’re not wanted anymore?
TSFSRT……..
p0nk | June 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I would rather look at high-res closeups of Paris’ 3-day-incubated foot-long poking-out-of-the-water glistening corn-flecked feces log, than look at these 2 losers.
adeliza | June 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Who gives a RAT’S ASS!
Gay Guinea | June 12, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Alex, I’ll take “Find the meaning of our dreams and share our sorrows” for I-used-to-have-balls…
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm
I’ll take smack two numbskulls heads together for free! Knock if off you guys.
lil' | June 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Last couple in hollywood still classy.
Bigo | June 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I farted. Sorry
jrzmommy | June 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Besides I said that, not stallion. Was it a chick thing to say? tough shit….Im a chick.
Marx | June 12, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I always thought she was hot as fuck. Liev is a kickass actor.
RichPort | June 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I’ll take animal wars, stallions vs ferrets for… fuck it, I’l take it for free.
wedgeone | June 12, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Really, what a gorgeous couple.