Liam Neeson Is Having Sex With A Famous Vagina, But Whose? And Why?
In an interview with the Independent, Liam Neeson admits he’s dating a celebrity but won’t say who it is. The important thing is he wants you to know his penis is having very, very famous sex. Just “incredibly famous,” are the words he’s about to use.
Over the last few years Neeson has transformed into one of the most kickass action men in movie history but before that he was more renowned as a romantic lead. So, with Valentine’s Day coming up, I wonder what Liam’s plans are.
“I’ll send out a few bunches of flowers to various people and I usually just say ‘from an Irish admirer’.” Is he involved with anyone? “Yes, but I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous. I’ll have to do my best for her. It’s amazing how far a simple bunch of freshly picked flowers will go in a lady’s life, I find.”
“I sent her flowers and she fooked me. Simple as that.” – Why I need an accent
So am I the only one hoping it’s Jennifer Love-Hewitt? I don’t know why, but I really want it to be Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Mostly to see how tough this Neeson fellow is. “Ohmygod, were you trying to slip out while I was asleep? GUARDS!” *gets surrounded by a bunch of Arab dudes with scimitars*