How Could Kanye West Possibly Have Cheated On Kim Kardashian With This?

If this is what male fashion designers look like in Paris, then call me gay. Gay like a fox. Unless I have to touch a penis.

Here are pics of Leyla Ghobadi the 24-year-old Canadian model Kanye West allegedly cheated with after telling her his relationship with Kim Kardashian is just a publicity stunt. Which isn’t a lie, and I don’t think enough people are giving him credit for practicing a speech he’ll have to give to his daughter one day.

“Daddy, why don’t you live with mommy?”
“You see, baby, sometimes daddies have to do things to go platinum. Things they aren’t proud of and wish would just shut up and do their homework.”

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner