Levi Johnston: ‘Sarah Palin knew Bristol and I were having sex’

April 3rd, 2009 // 22 Comments

- Levi Johnston tells Tyra Banks Sarah Palin “probably knew” he was having sex with Bristol because they shared a room. Wow. Have you actually spent time with this woman? Because you’d know she thought you were just praying. Or loading an assault rifle. Either one. [Just Jared]

- Britney Spears’ stop at a Dallas nightclub ends with employees being threatened if they talk to the press. Great, now we’ll never know how many people her vagina killed. But I’m guessing eight. [Radar Online]

- Zach Braff and Dax Shepard are now virtually interchangeable. Who didn’t see that coming? Including the blind. [Best Week Ever]

- Ben Affleck taught his daughter Violet how to swear in German. Yeah, well, Britney Spears lets her kids use the car to pick up smokes. Try again, Daredevil. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Hugh Jackman‘s quasi-visible ass in Wolverine. Now I’m really excited to see this movie! I mean, a guy I know is. The, uh, Writerficial Super. Yeah, him. [Pink is the New Blog]

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  1. Darth

    Where ma girly.

  2. Eric

    as she continues to rant in interviews and speeches about how the campaign media treated her poorly…6 months ago.

    You’re right it’s so unlike the warm and generous coverage she gets today.

  3. Why do men think Kim is fat? That chic is not fat, she’s not skinny either but she’s not fat. There is nothing attractive about 115 lbs of bones.

  4. Show me the money

    So, how much did Levi get paid for this interview? The next time he should get a makeover, too. He needs a shave, haircut, and a new wardrobe. And, if he moves to Los Angeles, he won’t even need a brain. He’ll be all set…..

  5. dude_on

    Levi is a wuss to grab a few minutes of pub on Bristol.

    If someone would keep her away from the cookie dough Bristol could be extremely hot.

    p.s. Kim is not fat she is form challenged – but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a good person… unless you have a problem with urine porn… then it gets complicated.

  6. dirk

    He’s like a black guy. Won’t support his kids.

  7. Tom K

    Ok #2. What does Kim Kardashian have to do with the hick Sarah Palin’s daughter having sex? I wish people would stick to the topic’s at hand. Everything you wrote just shows your a fat black girl who isn’t like by both black men and white men. Kill Yourself!!!

    Also Levi Lohnston is white trash, Bristol Palin is white trash, and Sarah Palin is white trash. I wouldn’t be suprised if Levi is the father of both Bristol and Sarah Palins babies!

  8. friendlyfires

    Paris Hilton owns my club – how many people willing to pay to find out the name and thus where Britney did here thing Tuesday and what havoc was raised. The bidding begins Dutch auction style at $5.00

  9. .

    @1 hahahahaha

  10. She still isn’t used to american rubbish-talkers, folks?

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  12. mikeock

    Doesn’t he make jeans?

  13. Of course Sarah Palin knew – but who wants to bust in there and find out? I don’t think it should have had any affect on her campaign anyway, it has nothing to do with her political skill or the strength of her values personally. She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.

  14. Of course Sarah Palin knew – but who wants to bust in there and find out? I don’t think it should have had any affect on her campaign anyway, it has nothing to do with her political skill or the strength of her values personally. She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.

  15. bob

    Sarah Palin is awesome. End of story.

  16. jzz

    Oprah must hate Tyra because she is proof that even a retard can do her job.

  17. Zed

    “Sarah Palin is awesome. End of story.”

    You’re correct about the second part – her 15 minutes are just about up.

  18. Dil

    He should have been doing the mother and Tyra at the same time!

  19. RichPort's Ghost

    Hey Levi,

    Call me, sweetheart! I’d like some gay ass-pounding, thank you!

    RichPort’s Ghost, signing the gay out!

  20. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=========================

    THIS IS ONLY THE TRUTH, AND I AM NOT BLACK FOR THE LAST TIME.

    I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT CLAIM KIM IS FAT BUT PARADE AROUND KATE MOSS BODIES, THAT IS NOT WHAT A REAL WOMEN LOOKS LIKE.

    CUT HER HAIR, TAKE OFF HER FAKE PUSH UP BRA AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY. SAME WITH PARIS/

  21. Allie

    “She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.”

    And yet she wants her say in the reproductive decisions of others by supporting abstinence education only?

    It all starts at home, dear. If Sarah Palin cannot teach her own daughter to be responsible when having sex, she sure as heck doesn’t need to be telling anyone else what to do in their private lives.

  22. Lenny

    Is Tyra Banks going to be the next Oprah? What do you think –> http://budurl.com/tyraoprah

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