- Levi Johnston tells Tyra Banks Sarah Palin “probably knew” he was having sex with Bristol because they shared a room. Wow. Have you actually spent time with this woman? Because you’d know she thought you were just praying. Or loading an assault rifle. Either one. [Just Jared]
- Britney Spears’ stop at a Dallas nightclub ends with employees being threatened if they talk to the press. Great, now we’ll never know how many people her vagina killed. But I’m guessing eight. [Radar Online]
- Zach Braff and Dax Shepard are now virtually interchangeable. Who didn’t see that coming? Including the blind. [Best Week Ever]
- Ben Affleck taught his daughter Violet how to swear in German. Yeah, well, Britney Spears lets her kids use the car to pick up smokes. Try again, Daredevil. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hugh Jackman‘s quasi-visible ass in Wolverine. Now I’m really excited to see this movie! I mean, a guy I know is. The, uh, Writerficial Super. Yeah, him. [Pink is the New Blog]
Ang | April 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
The problem was that in the Palin household, “Fuck me you dumb drunk redneck!” could be coming from any of the bedrooms.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm
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KEEP HATING ON KIM, KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW FAT AND UGLY SHE IS.
THE ONLY ONES THAT THINK KIM IS FAT AND UGLY IS WHITE MEN AND WOMEN.
WHITE MEN – BECAUSE YOU GUYS FIND ANOREXIC, CHILD, ASIAN WOMEN BOY BODIES (LOOK UP “LADYBOYS” AND TELL ME THAT YOU DON’T FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE)
WHITE WOMEN – BECAUSE YOU ARE TRYING TO BE WHAT WHITE MEN WANT. KEEP THROWING UP LADIES.
THE REASON SO MANY WHITE YOUNG GIRLS HAVE EATING DISORDERS IS BECAUSE WHITE MEN WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU IF YOUR OVER 115 LBS.
I HOPE YOU ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.
AND THIS IS NOT ME MAKING STUFF UP, THIS IS REALITY, I JUST KNOW YOUR GAY AND YOU SEEM TO HIDE IT UNDER A BOY LOOKING WOMAN BUT OH, SHE GOT BREAST IMPLANTS SO SHE MUST BE SUPER HOT!
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Neb | April 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Ang: win.
the "haters" | April 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Hi Kim! (#2).
Dr. Phil | April 3, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#2 (literally), everything about your comment is fat.
Stop repeating the myth that words and images cause psychiatric disorders, because they don’t. And this is not me making stuff up, this is reality.
BEAM | April 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Levi, stick to doing blow with Barack and Joe Biden’s daughter.
Richard McBeef | April 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
@#2 – Jen
This is not me making stuff up, this is reality, I just know you’re fat and you seem to hide it behind CAPITAL LETTERS. But oh, CAPITAL LETTERS aren’t big enough for you to hide behind, fatty. That chubby chaser that tells you are beautiful and fucks you from behind (look up “steric hindrance” and tell me that isn’t your sex life) only does so because he is too much of flabby fat sack of dog shit to get anything better. You are fat and ugly. Your pussy is fat and ugly too.
i hope you learned something today.
Lain | April 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
“Writerficial Super” made me laugh. XD
Lain | April 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Kim Kardashian is a fat fuck. End of story. They even had to hide it with Photoshop. Now everyone is Photoshopped, but they didn’t photoshop her face, they did it to her FAT, UGLY legs. And I don’t like anorexics. There’s a big gap between anorexic and fatass. And it’s “you’re”, bitch.
John McCain | April 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Sarah thought Bristol was getting a big mouthful of thick salty “abstinence” just like she herself did, many times, to get ahead.
Bobaloo | April 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm
2, I’ll take fat over stupid, crazy, and angry any day.
hateforcandles | April 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm
i fucking hate this Levi asshole. i hope Bristol and her family does everything they can to fuck him out of seeing his kid. Good luck with your shit lawyer against the Palins, asshole!
Zack | April 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Wow, lots of response to the comment by FAT_GIRL_JENN. Probably more than necessary, since her comment was already contained in a barb wire fence, like anything else involving cattle.
Adam | April 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm
The attacks on Palin have gotten way too over the stop.
The hypocrisy considering the behavior of her critics is actually making her seem very sympathetic.
Obama’s mother was a real communist slut. However, using that to attack him is ridiculous.
Eve | April 3, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Nah. Palin’s a psycho redneck who carries a grudge like only a psycho redneck can. Look how fast the Repubs are moving away from her, as she continues to rant in interviews and speeches about how the campaign media treated her poorly…6 months ago. It’s an obsession that shows she is, in fact, small minded and vindictive. Nobody cares anymore, and if she can’t move on, then she’ll be replaced by somebody like Newt Gingrich. Oh wait, she already was. But apparently she’ll always have a small army of defenders (“the Trigs”).
Nero | April 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Hola
Obama | April 3, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Year after year property values fall and crime increases from our inner cities
to the suburbs. This is in correlation to the growing number of gated communities appearing. It seems that people want to maintain their sense of
value in their assets which is in a big part, their property.
Year after year social welfare programs increase for the african americans who spread from the inner cities to the suburbs bringing their crime and drugs. They also (through social programs) purchase homes at a reduced price and begin to destroy them and introduce their callous disregard for the well being for the humans around them.
Does this sound familiar? Do you want to read the truth?
sad | April 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
#17 – you paste that “comment” over and over again, in just about every thread here – on this blog for making fun of celebrities. You’re like those people trying to hand out pamphlets on the street: sorry, pal, but we’ve got better things to do than listen to the drivel from a failure who’s got nothing better to do than troll around amusement parks looking for action.
Peas and Nuts | April 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
yeah…try this one…Zach Braff vs. Anne Hathaways ex-squeeze, Raffaello Follieri!!!
resemblance is UNCANNY!!!
http://peasandnuts.blogsome.com/2008/07/25/anne-hathaway-and-zach-braff-look-alike/
Darth | April 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Where ma girly.
Eric | April 3, 2009 at 8:21 pm
You’re right it’s so unlike the warm and generous coverage she gets today.
replica uggs | April 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Why do men think Kim is fat? That chic is not fat, she’s not skinny either but she’s not fat. There is nothing attractive about 115 lbs of bones.
Show me the money | April 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm
So, how much did Levi get paid for this interview? The next time he should get a makeover, too. He needs a shave, haircut, and a new wardrobe. And, if he moves to Los Angeles, he won’t even need a brain. He’ll be all set…..
dude_on | April 3, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Levi is a wuss to grab a few minutes of pub on Bristol.
If someone would keep her away from the cookie dough Bristol could be extremely hot.
p.s. Kim is not fat she is form challenged – but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a good person… unless you have a problem with urine porn… then it gets complicated.
dirk | April 3, 2009 at 9:35 pm
He’s like a black guy. Won’t support his kids.
Tom K | April 4, 2009 at 12:16 am
Ok #2. What does Kim Kardashian have to do with the hick Sarah Palin’s daughter having sex? I wish people would stick to the topic’s at hand. Everything you wrote just shows your a fat black girl who isn’t like by both black men and white men. Kill Yourself!!!
Also Levi Lohnston is white trash, Bristol Palin is white trash, and Sarah Palin is white trash. I wouldn’t be suprised if Levi is the father of both Bristol and Sarah Palins babies!
friendlyfires | April 4, 2009 at 12:27 am
Paris Hilton owns my club – how many people willing to pay to find out the name and thus where Britney did here thing Tuesday and what havoc was raised. The bidding begins Dutch auction style at $5.00
. | April 4, 2009 at 12:57 am
@1 hahahahaha
gerard Vandenberg | April 4, 2009 at 1:25 am
She still isn’t used to american rubbish-talkers, folks?
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mikeock | April 4, 2009 at 7:15 am
Doesn’t he make jeans?
Martin Ng | April 4, 2009 at 8:58 am
Of course Sarah Palin knew – but who wants to bust in there and find out? I don’t think it should have had any affect on her campaign anyway, it has nothing to do with her political skill or the strength of her values personally. She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.
Martin Ng | April 4, 2009 at 9:04 am
Of course Sarah Palin knew – but who wants to bust in there and find out? I don’t think it should have had any affect on her campaign anyway, it has nothing to do with her political skill or the strength of her values personally. She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.
bob | April 4, 2009 at 10:53 am
Sarah Palin is awesome. End of story.
jzz | April 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Oprah must hate Tyra because she is proof that even a retard can do her job.
Zed | April 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
“Sarah Palin is awesome. End of story.”
You’re correct about the second part – her 15 minutes are just about up.
Dil | April 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm
He should have been doing the mother and Tyra at the same time!
RichPort's Ghost | April 5, 2009 at 12:59 am
Hey Levi,
Call me, sweetheart! I’d like some gay ass-pounding, thank you!
RichPort’s Ghost, signing the gay out!
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 5, 2009 at 7:13 am
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THIS IS ONLY THE TRUTH, AND I AM NOT BLACK FOR THE LAST TIME.
I JUST HATE PEOPLE THAT CLAIM KIM IS FAT BUT PARADE AROUND KATE MOSS BODIES, THAT IS NOT WHAT A REAL WOMEN LOOKS LIKE.
CUT HER HAIR, TAKE OFF HER FAKE PUSH UP BRA AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY. SAME WITH PARIS/
Allie | April 7, 2009 at 12:31 am
“She allows her children to make their own decisions, and I think that’s admirable.”
And yet she wants her say in the reproductive decisions of others by supporting abstinence education only?
It all starts at home, dear. If Sarah Palin cannot teach her own daughter to be responsible when having sex, she sure as heck doesn’t need to be telling anyone else what to do in their private lives.
Lenny | September 26, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Is Tyra Banks going to be the next Oprah? What do you think –> http://budurl.com/tyraoprah