Levi Johnston in Playgirl

Here’s the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl.com shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don’t post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry demographic a little love. Now that that’s out of the way, can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is using his own hands to cover his genitals or am I the only one with a chorus of tiny angels that does that for me? “ALLELUIA!” Hey, knock it off. I didn’t say the magic word yet, and we’re nowhere near the front window at Starbuc- Whoa, look at that chick. “ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA-ALLEUIA!”

UPDATE: Photos removed by request but you can still see them at Playgirl.com.