Here’s the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl.com shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don’t post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry demographic a little love. Now that that’s out of the way, can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is using his own hands to cover his genitals or am I the only one with a chorus of tiny angels that does that for me? “ALLELUIA!” Hey, knock it off. I didn’t say the magic word yet, and we’re nowhere near the front window at Starbuc- Whoa, look at that chick. “ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA-ALLEUIA!”
UPDATE: Photos removed by request but you can still see them at Playgirl.com.
Photos: Playgirl
So very gay.
FIRST!
I seriously can’t believe they put his sorry ass in Playgirl. I know Playboy no longer has any class, but I was hoping Playgirl at least did. Guess not.
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Gay? How, exactly?
He’s in a magazine designed for women, ya dipshit.
Designed for women??? You can “design” it for women all you want, but I promise you 95% of the people who check out Playgirl are gay men.
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The poses are definitely those used in photos aimed at gay men. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that…) Levi is a tasty young thing, for sure, but in these pictures his expression ranges from nervous to shy. Where’s the sexy twinkle in his eyes? The self-confident swagger?
Thank U 1 and 4, I knew it wasn’t jus me. These pics jus scream ‘I LOVE PENIS’. Whether, he’s truly gay or not doesn’t matter, Personally I think him, bangin Palin’s slutty ass butterface daughter qualifies him as a gay in my book. lol
im straight..but i really do not see this sexy @ all…
This is FAR from sexy lol….When I saw it I laughed actually lol
Hmmm…. He’s a moderately attractive kid who got a famous lady’s daughter knocked up. I’m not feeling it, personally. Not a fan of Palin, but I’m not sure he should be getting all this publicity for basically being a screw up either.
Freakin’ hilarious! So do you think he knows that this magazine primarily targets gay men?
I am lovin’ the pix!! I really am going to have to subscribe to playgirl…for the uhh…articles…
Media whole.
Those of you who are saying this ISN’T hot are the same people who think Megan Fox IS hot. You all fail.
This boy… Is HOT! Great eyes, Great lips. Great body – not so muscular that you want to throw up…
I’d TOTALLY Eff him!!
Correction: Media w-h-o-r-e.
awkward
Only gay men look at playgirl
This is retarded–I see hotter guys than this on the subway… Who the hell cares about Penis-face Johnston?
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Just come out and say it already. Lila, you are Levi Johnston himself! HA! I gotcha! Just kidding. Glad this boy works for you, you might be the first I heard.
Damn, these are terrible!!!
Where is the manly sexiness? Where is the masculine confidence? Hello, I don’t need to see a sissy boy in my Playgirl magazine! OUT!!!!
I am totally going to pleasure myself to these later and I am a girl.
What a fag. Playgirl is for homos!
I may consider to take his a-n-a-l virginity with a strap-on tho.
First off, WHO is He? and why is He covering up his nips in that first pic??
I mean he isn’t bad obviously not perfect…but I do get turned on by men and he is no exception…I could totally picture myself doing naughty things to him
Women aren’t as visually turned on as men. And, also, men are really not much to look at compared to women. That’s why they have to be good intelligent and hard workers and good providers and such.
You people can’t lie I know for a fact that if he asked you you would hit it without question..he is better then what any of you could ever dream of having
he definitely looks like he’s posing for a gay men’s magazine but, I’d still fuck the shit out of his country ass.
HOT!!! This is definitely going to generate A LOT of comments and page views for you fishy!!
Not hot at all. I think he looks shy and uncomfortable. No aura of sexiness.
Why this media whore chose to put himself in a jack off magazine for gay men in order to scandalize the Palin family is beyond me. Even most rednecks aren’t that low.
Bah.
Are you kidding with thess pics. You are going to have to make it up to the girls, with a real man. This kid is fugly. Thanks for nothing.
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I want his cock inside me!! I wanna suck his dick like right now!!
I wish I was bent over in that shower with Mr. Johnston behind me. Shiiiiiiit.
Like peen almost as much as pussy but this is strictly “meh” at best. Too much back fat for a 19 year old. No self respecting queer is going to hit this without a bump and a few shots of Kettle one.
I JUST CAME.
I JUST CAME.
SHOW US THE COCK ALREADY!! COME ON!! STOP WITH THE TEASING …I WANT TO SEE IT SOOO BAD!! IT JUST ISN’T FAIR!!! :’(
Men have the ability to look better then women, they look good naturally, no make up necessary…they just seem to not care and think that women don’t care. When men actually try WOW they look HOT I can drip instantly
I want men to look good and so do most women, we obviously are more likely to fuck a better looking man
I would POUND that six week to Sunday.
FAP FAP FAP
Beautiful man…I really like him, there is just something about him, like we could totally be friends but I can also fuck him
I agree I want to see the cock
men like this are just for sex…men in general are just sex objects to me, little things to play with and to give me pleasure…I LOVE MEN!!
The out-takes with the Moose were better.
who the fuck is this?
Lol Fish you are a joker. Hilarious that this guy actually posed for Playgirl and to top it off the pics arent even sexy, at least in my persective, and a straight girl at that. Something about that towel that doesnt leave much to the imagination, bc it seems like not much is there. Hopefully though you can slide in little bits of man pieces here more often, whenever you are inspired with captions :)
I JUST CAME
I JUST CAME
I JUST CAME