Nice to see Warner Bros. finally figured out how to entice 10-year-old girls into watching four cougars drunkenly bang their way through Manhattan. I mean, let’s face it, those kids would’ve just spent that ticket money on candy, so clearly this was the logical move provided you ignore the fact we don’t live in a Bizarro Pedophile Wonderland where rednecks dictate social mores. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go console the Baby Jesus because that kid is wailing. “Shh… shh… You can’t go to jail for looking, little man.. shh… shh.. it’s alright…”
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lisa | October 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
love it hahaha
arda | October 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
awesome:D
elena | October 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm
those gloves are killing me..
although her boobs look pretty nice
noodle | October 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
what a fucking dog! really! i dont get the appeal.
Stupid necklace | October 18, 2009 at 7:24 pm
That is the stupidest necklace I’ve ever seen.
Dave | October 18, 2009 at 7:43 pm
How long before this one actually becomes semi attractive?
rita | October 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm
her teeth freak me out
name it for christ sake | October 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm
picture 12, that is the face expression when Gaston pop her cherry. and that Necklace is retarded.
Ariella | October 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm
kim cattral’s definitely hotter
Aerialgreen | October 18, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@8: *high fives*
Well, at least it’s not her daily Disney CEO pearl necklace on her…
Someone.else | October 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
spiked necklace..its sex and the city not an episode at an S&M shop.. she must have used this an excuse to whore out..cleavge spilling spiked necklace leather clad gloves.. i wonder when her life becomes less news worthy..by this rate if she popped a baby by tomorrow i will not b shocked at all
Superfluous | October 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm
The contrast between young and old: poignant bordering on horrifying. I am very nearly crying as I type this. This should be a good week.
Nameless | October 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Inb4f*cktardsstartstatingmileysunderagedyetweallknowshestillactslikeshesa40yearoldslut.
AMO | October 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I thought Miley Cyrus was a singer… When did she become a hooker?
clpierced | October 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Miley is pretty cool i must say. She is making bank while still fuckin around. i love it :) buttt wtf miley? what the hell is up with the necklace? gross. and the sex and the city ladies are cool, but too old. hang out with brit :)
assman | October 18, 2009 at 8:50 pm
the assman would hit it
I believe I already told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much. | October 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm
pic 15 – saw a cock for first time
topher | October 18, 2009 at 9:10 pm
those are seriously the ugliest dresses
titsonsnack | October 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Hannah Montana has a fat round face and gross teeth. And her dad sang Achey Breaky Heart. And I just saw a commercial with vacuums shaped like people.
Gerald_Tarrant | October 18, 2009 at 9:44 pm
That’s what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
PeteandRepeat | October 18, 2009 at 9:53 pm
16 or not i’d fuck the shit out of that chick.
renee | October 18, 2009 at 9:55 pm
papa billy ray is still gets the checks im guessing……..so this is “a good move” ugh…….years to come should be a hoot with this whole train wreak in the making………the downward spiral….jon and kate had their moment………someone has to take the spotlight now…….LOL
PeteandRepeat | October 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I dont see whats so wrong with her teeth. She’s hot.
Sport | October 18, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Shit she looks pretty hot here. I would fuck her during recess.
Turd the third | October 18, 2009 at 10:28 pm
That should really help her Disney career…..I think 40 years down the road (if she makes it that far) she will look back with lots of regrets, right now she is just too caught up in it all to realize how much of a dumb cunt she is becoming..
she is not even semi attractive | October 18, 2009 at 10:41 pm
one word: FUG
Heidi's used tampon | October 18, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Calm down Yanks, how is what she’s doing even slightly sexually suggestive or wrong? Fucking uptight cunts.
Willie Dixon | October 19, 2009 at 12:21 am
@27
In America, we like to think we have this thing against putting children in sexually suggestive situations (look to children beauty pageants to counter this). A minor is below the age of 18 here. For example, having a pop-star such as Cyrus (who is still considered a minor for another month by law) promote an adult program called “Sex in the City” – especially with her supposed Christian, wholesome PR campaign which is a huge a deciding factor for parents to buy her shitty music , DVDs, and concert tickets – is considered inappropriate and sexualizing a minor which you seem to be cool with. To add to the irony, this is the same family that blamed Annie Liebowitz for “suggesting” to take off her top for a magazine cover even though it’s obvious that her father, a self-proclaimed good ol’ boy God lovin’ mother fucker has “allowed” her to do much worse (see stripper pole performance some where on this site).
So that, my sway-toothed, limey friend, is why some in our country has it’s pants in a bunch over this. Well, actually, we inherited our “morals” from the Quakers (aka Religious nut jobs from Britain) who first settled this country.
lola | October 19, 2009 at 12:29 am
Completely inappropriate. She does look really cute though
McLovin | October 19, 2009 at 12:30 am
Didn’t Cattrall whore herself out about the same age in “Porky”s” the movie?
anna | October 19, 2009 at 12:35 am
Inappropriate or appropriate be damned, I’m watching someone jump a shark with a jet ski right now. Wow, look at it go……
Naomi | October 19, 2009 at 12:45 am
this makes me so angry that she’s in the movie… its like she;s gotta be everywhere… do they think the movie will not be succesful without her? omg they mine as well make a reference to twilight too. Thanks for ruining the movie miley… ughhh
M | October 19, 2009 at 12:46 am
Miley is the fugliest person alive.
Amber | October 19, 2009 at 1:07 am
She looks like she wants to eat you in picture #1, LOL! Her mommy or her daddy need to lock her up, too bad they are more concerened about the money she is making for them.
Surrealcirce | October 19, 2009 at 1:52 am
Well I certainly won’t be getting any sleep tonight thinking SJP and Miley might be in a sex scene together on the big screen. Also, I wouldn’t share a toilet with this lil’ Christian Belle for love or money. I’m quite certain her STD’s will eventually make Paris Hilton’s seem mild by comparison. That fucked-up piece of Hillbilly shit father of hers should be castrated, too, for a) bringing her into the world and/or b) doing the Good Lord only knows what to her at night. Does this person even have a mother? Where the fuck is the dumb cunt? I can certainly image what she must look like: “Aging Siliconed Hillbilly White Trash . . . at the Ritz”!
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SBK | October 19, 2009 at 2:25 am
I think the far more disturbing thing than Miley Cyrus, a 16 year old acting like a 20 year old, is Kim Catrall, a 50+ year old acting like a 16 year old school chum of Miley Cyrus.
haha | October 19, 2009 at 2:39 am
LMAO at all the jealous people in this thread…wow get over your jealously. That girl looks pretty good for a 16 year old. When she turns 18 and then 21 look out. Funny that 98% of the people saying she isn’t good looking at ugly as hell. You wouldn’t have to bother making a post about this if you weren’t. Sad people…sad.
shimmy | October 19, 2009 at 5:08 am
Now that’s one fug face that only daddy would love.
O'Roughly factor | October 19, 2009 at 6:31 am
lol @ KC in awe of those vigorous collagen being wasted on MC…
I believe it | October 19, 2009 at 6:34 am
Yeah blame it all on the christians Fish. Always something idiotic to say about Baby Jesus. Who runs the fucking perverted media? The ugly fucks who love to corrupt for a buck. Like their protoge Howard Stern, they know that shock value will sell. Make FIAT!!!!! Capitalism is all about legalizing crime for profit. War, prostitution, you name it.
Someone don’t forget to flush the fucking toilet please.
No Return | October 19, 2009 at 7:16 am
#38 It has less to do with jealousy, and more to do with inappropriateness…she is a minor and promoting Sex and the City? Clearly you don’t have enough brain cells to read posts properly.
Oh dear. | October 19, 2009 at 7:59 am
Row 4 of photos; I am blinded by the awkward.
Raped | October 19, 2009 at 8:18 am
As a white man I am offended that the crooks can stoop this low. This is almost rape of a minor.
loverkater | October 19, 2009 at 8:51 am
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THe King | October 19, 2009 at 9:09 am
lol @ 17
gdj | October 19, 2009 at 9:46 am
damn i’d hate to be a parent now. it’s either this shit for a girl or emo-crap-rock for boys.
PRM | October 19, 2009 at 10:22 am
Kim is a pile of irrelevant surgery. Oh–and she’s ugly.
freebie | October 19, 2009 at 10:44 am
Well, that’s one movie my tweens aren’t going to go see. Neither am I and I love Sex in the City, but its not appropriate for minors. Come on parents, if we let our kids watch this tween celebrity, we’re just fueling the fires. What’s happening with this country?
dxmanners | October 19, 2009 at 11:05 am
The skank of skanks. Nice parenting.