Posted by Photo Boy
Ok, I guess I gave it away with the cow in the headlights up there, but for the sake of burning a few minutes on your boss’ dime, let’s pretend The Game didn’t just basically admit he banged Kim in a radio interview and consider which member of Satan’s legion would have been the most likely.
Kris Jenner: Will The Game let her use his children to market quasi-porn? No? She’s out.
Bruce Jenner: Transformation into a woman not complete.
Khloe Kardashian: The Game has yet to exhibit dominance over rest of pack. Unsuitable for mating.
Kourtney Kardashian: No way would she cheat on Scott, their love is real, you guys.
Rob Kardashian: Not gay, although on his way to having best tits in the family.
Kendall Jenner: Hates blacks.
Kylie Jenner: Way underage although plane tickets to Bangkok are well within our means, hissed a voice from the shadows.