Let’s Play ‘Which Kardashian Did The Game Bang?’

February 28th, 2014 // 30 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Ok, I guess I gave it away with the cow in the headlights up there, but for the sake of burning a few minutes on your boss’ dime, let’s pretend The Game didn’t just basically admit he banged Kim in a radio interview and consider which member of Satan’s legion would have been the most likely.

Kris Jenner: Will The Game let her use his children to market quasi-porn? No? She’s out.
Bruce Jenner: Transformation into a woman not complete.
Khloe Kardashian: The Game has yet to exhibit dominance over rest of pack. Unsuitable for mating.
Kourtney Kardashian: No way would she cheat on Scott, their love is real, you guys.
Rob Kardashian: Not gay, although on his way to having best tits in the family.
Kendall Jenner: Hates blacks.
Kylie Jenner: Way underage although plane tickets to Bangkok are well within our means, hissed a voice from the shadows.

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  1. Which Kardashian did The Game bang? Is “All of them” an option?

  2. tokiromi

    still reading it as “which kardashian did the gang bang?”, and still thinking, “which one hasn’t?”

  3. I’m waiting for a “Which Kardashian did The Game Bang The Game” on my PS4.

  4. It took me a second to understand this caption. First I thought it was saying who did Kim gang bang, then I thought it was implying that she’d fucked an entire professional sport league.

    Then I stopped thinking, because the latter was clearly the most likely explanation for this.

  5. I always liked her tits (real or fake, don’t care), but she is just looking fat & gross now. Please go into hiding.

  6. Jack Ketch

    The whole family has fake tits, save for Rob. But this is utterly, I mean udderly, hideous. The outfit AND the thing dressed in it. Trying to keep my breakfast down by a grim act of will.

  7. Umm, Kendall was dating a black college football player a little while back, so no, she does not hate black guys at all.

  8. She totally ruined her face. And why does it always look like it’s covered in Crisco?

  9. When I read Photo Boy’s story I could hardly help but become overjoyed at how much The Game banging KK is going to send Kanye into orbit.

    Kanye West is just another in a long line of circus quality negros that Kim toys with.

  10. Frank Burns

    I thought the answer to the headline was “basketball”.

  11. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Steps carefully because her ASS#- baby is overdue.

  12. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a “Wide Load” sign

  13. ace11

    Is Kourtney the only 1 who has banged a white guy?

  14. Disco Dave

    It’s odd that *all* of the daughters have an attraction to black men despite having Caucasian fathers/step-fathers. It’s got to be something on a very basic, instinctual level.

    And disturbing as it may be, I wouldn’t put it past mom to have the Game or whomever have access to whichever daughter if the price/attention is right. She’s a sociopath and a predator.

  15. Pepe

    This “The Game” duck is just a name dropper who is trying to satisfy his own ego. Really, who cares if he banged her or not? I bet he was so awful that she doesn’t even remember it. And, no I’m not a K fan or anything, I just think that a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell.

    • Dude, I totally agree, but I fear you and I are living in the past.

    • guest

      He said he dated Kim, when he was asked if he was dating Khloe.
      There is nothing wrong in saying you dated someone if the subject comes up.
      He was asked about Khloe, and he said they were just friends from way back because he dated her sister Kim.

  16. Any rapper who’s had any kind of fame over the past 10 years has fucked Kim K. Kanye was the only one stupid enough to get her pregnant.

    • MarketingMike

      It’s not like it was an exclusive club… loll
      If Mommy thought you had any PR value at the time,
      the gates were wide open. Like a Sexual Disneyland,
      exclusively for men of color.

  17. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    What the fuck is “The Game?” Do any of these street trash have grown up names?

  18. Beiber's future

    Jayceon Terrell Taylor was “The Game”.
    He was a one-hit wonder from 2005.
    He was in a movie, so he’s an actor too.

    His last “studio” album was in 2012
    right before his label dumped him.
    He’s on an independent label now,
    blah blah blah, no money, no friends.

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    Little Tongue
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    That nipple clearly wants out…

  20. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
    Little Tongue
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    Kim? How about retirement? You and your baby daddy can afford it. Stay home, take care of your baby, You deserve it (and so do we!).

  21. Old School Woman

    Must be nice for Kanye to be with a woman who 50% of the guys you associate with have slept with. Yuk, sloppy 200ths instead of sloppy seconds.

  22. guest

    The short list would be who Kim K HASN’T slept with. The girl will spread her legs for anyone who wants it.

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