Let’s Learn Something New About Usher’s Penis

Radar Online has published some court papers from 2012 that expose Usher to be a herpes harboring, ooze-dick. He also passed on his little prize to a stylist, who subsequently took Usher to court for herping her up. They settled for the nominal sum of $1.1 million five years ago and someone must be pretty pissed off at Bieber’s uncle because it’s just coming out now… From People:

Usher was accused of “consciously and purposefully” withholding his diagnosis from the woman “and continued to have unprotected sex” with her. He also allegedly told the victim he had tested negative for the virus, despite a “greenish discharge” from his penis.

The woman was tested and diagnosed with herpes after suffering from vaginal sores, fevers and chills, according to the court papers.

I’m no doctor, but if you are discharging anything greenish from your peehole, you have to be a platinum-selling recording artist with tons of cash to get anyone to come close to that. I’m also not a female stylist being wooed by Usher, but if I were I wouldn’t be walking around town shoving oozy, greenish dicks inside of me unless they were movie props from one of my favorite childhood films…

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