I’ve gotten a ton of e-mails asking me to post about Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco. So, to honor the Olympic spirit of unity and sportsmanship, I’ve scrounged up some bikini pics of Leryn. I’m a beacon of inspiration. In the meantime, why do I get the feeling there’s a penis joke waiting to be made here? Let’s see, javelin, penis. Penis, javelin… Nope, don’t see it. False alarm, everybody.
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Alice | August 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Best looking hotel maid pictures you posted this week. Thanks!
a | August 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm
First fuckers! What up Max?
a | August 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm
First fuckers! What up Max?
ad | August 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Frist
juls | August 20, 2008 at 2:03 pm
she’s stunning I can’t believe she’s a javlin thrower
Jonny S | August 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
God she’s beautiful
Terrence | August 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Paraguay?
I’d like to buy her and all of her sisters for $189 dollars, please.
Lou Sanus | August 20, 2008 at 2:05 pm
She does javelin, but apperantly she is near-terrible at it. She scored second to last at Athens and she got 42nd/52ish in Beijing. Good thing she’s beautiful.
Biff | August 20, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Hey Terrence, It sucks that I could buy her and her sisters for $189 and I can only buy one of your moms for that much.
Harry | August 20, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Female athletes generally have the best bods and the fugliest faces. She and Nastia Liukin are exceptions.
confused | August 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Did you see the size of those feet?! (pic #5)
i bet her dick is huge…
Spanky | August 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
She can handle my javelin anytime she wants. I bet she is tasty. I bet she is a dirty, dirty girl who is more than willing to earn her green card the good old fashioned way.
morons | August 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
#1, Alice
Shut the fuck up you ignorant pig.
dogonabone | August 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm
her beauty stops at her ankles …. christ, those are ugly feet.
Spanky | August 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm
#14 – Are you kidding me? Picture them like this: Pulled all the way back by her ears. Don’t they look better know??
typical superficial loser | August 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She looks retarded and is ugly as a pimple on a pig’s ass. Look at the size of her navel. The only thing I’d hit that with is a baseball bat.
21st century digital boy | August 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Anyone who gives a fuck about what her feet look like is either A) not a dude or B) not a hetero dude or C) insane.
here it is | August 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Is this the website where fat white trash cows and skinny dickless nerds insult people who look 100 times better than them? It sure looks like it
Ted Mosby | August 20, 2008 at 2:38 pm
So hot. I’d give her the gold if she gave me a blowjob.
sarah | August 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm
what? her feet? they like arent even ugly? speaking as a girl whose feet are her worst feature… these are not even ugly feet. my feet are so much uglier. being tall means u have big feet. hers arent even that big, and certainly not ugly. ill post a pic of my feet to show yall what REAL ugly feet look like
sarah | August 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm
what? her feet? they like arent even ugly? speaking as a girl whose feet are her worst feature… these are not even ugly feet. my feet are so much uglier. being tall means u have big feet. hers arent even that big, and certainly not ugly. ill post a pic of my feet to show yall what REAL ugly feet look like
gotmilk? | August 20, 2008 at 2:42 pm
she certainly likes to sit with her legs spread eagle.
rough daddy | August 20, 2008 at 2:43 pm
yea, shes like another anna kornikova hot as hell, but no skills,,,pic # 5 feet a little too big,,,pic # 7 superb rear!!!
Spanky | August 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm
#22 – All real women like to sit that way. That way you can see what you are never going to get without a Porsche and a ring.
gobats | August 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
OMG is she gorgeous
Rush Limbuagh | August 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Was pic #6 taken at the INS holding cell?
Mike | August 20, 2008 at 2:54 pm
She’s a hotty. I think trying out for the Olympics while she knew she was going to do horribly was a good move for her career. Pretty soon she’ll be in Maxim. Mark my words.
How about some pics of Nastia Luikin? She’s uber hot…and flexible!
DrunkenTech | August 20, 2008 at 2:55 pm
180 feet for a personal best in the jav is pretty good, even if it’s near the bottom in the Olympics. And regarding the Anna Kournikova comment, I’d agree, except that this chick is probably better looking than Anna and grunts a lot better than Anna to boot. Ever hear jav throwers? I sounded like I was dropping a growler after a meal at Taco Bell every time I threw the javelin.
will.i.am. | August 20, 2008 at 2:56 pm
#8. you cant be in the olympics and be “near terrible” …she’s just not as good as the other olympians.
sasha | August 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Paraguay is in Sudamerica(IGNORANT PEOPLE)!. she´s beautiful!. who cares the size of her feet!!
Deacon Jones | August 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
My buddy gave me this link this morning of her in action at the Games, smoking
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/par/Leryn+Franco/8002907/gallery;_ylt=AjgA_LnFspRpDCZ8AEiTT801o5N4
I guess that’s pretty good when the most people can come up with for insults are her feet. Shit, Id lick her fucking feet
Sell Porn Make Money | August 20, 2008 at 3:04 pm
great shot of her clam
Tim Touch | August 20, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I’d like to see her and Allison Stokke fight over who better at handling my pole:
http://www.whattofix.com/images/AllisonStokke.jpg
wellsley snipers | August 20, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Any guys complaining about her feet are homos, so go ahead and castrate yourselves
jim | August 20, 2008 at 3:05 pm
all chinese love her
i am crazy
Sports Fan | August 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Oh, please. I can see why Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears and all those stupid bimbos with nothing but fake boobs to offer the world pose for pictures like this, but why this girl? She’s an Olympic athlete. She doesn’t need to flash her ass in panties, she’s got a skill! Maybe she’s not THE BEST javelin thrower, but she’s a heck of a lot better than me, you know? Why take off your clothes for the camera if you’ve got something else to offer? Sad.
Dieter | August 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I think she sell woven rugs by the roadside resorts when she’s not throwing the javelin.
sasha | August 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm
TERRENCE: PARAGUAY IT IS IN SOUTH AMERICA!, OMG!!! GO TO SHOOL!
rough daddy | August 20, 2008 at 3:08 pm
the feet may not be a problem now,,,but after a couple of years,,,thats the only thing youll see and be annoy by…
Oveta | August 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm
OMG SASHA YOU ALREADY SAID THAT AND I THINK TERRENCE KNOWS THAT WTFOMG!!!!!!!! AND YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR READING COMPREHENSION OMGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!
rough daddy | August 20, 2008 at 3:15 pm
those asswipes thats making the obvious jokes are clearly lame…come up with something original…
Drunkman | August 20, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I bet if there were doubles’ javelins then she’d have some titles.
Blah | August 20, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Spread eagle much???
Dieter | August 20, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Does she shoot the javelin out of her vag??
Now, *that* would deserve a Gold medal.
Melissa | August 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Damn… she’s beautiful! And feet are ugly regardless…
wellsley snipers | August 20, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Faggots and Al Bundy would be looking at her feet. A real man would be looking at the rest of her body
Um, it's SCHOOL | August 20, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Wow, she’s beautiful. I love when people sit on their asses on their computers and talk about how Olympic athletes (or professional athletes) are “terrible.” Can’t really be “terrible” at something and be in the Olympics, slick.
#38 – Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that, while attempting to call someone else stupid, you misspelled the word “school”?
Brett | August 20, 2008 at 3:26 pm
The feet ruin it.
Big Feet = Loose, Large pleasure cave.
Bigheadmike | August 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm
ALL i CAN SAY IS WOW.
gobats | August 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Sports Fan are you gay?