And if my aunt had a dick she would be my uncle!
I’m sure I’m the only one in the WORLD who thought Leo ruined ‘Titanic’. Never been a fan.
I found the Angry Whale Attacks Boat In Japan video more entertaining.
Wow, huge news.
I guess Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are in comas.
I’m not a fan of Paparazzi, but celebrity bodyguards have been getting away with too much for too long.
#2- Where is Jan Michael Vincent when you need him?
I’d hit it.
What they didn’t arrest him? It should be the law that if your bodyguards assault someone YOU should be arrested and taken in for processing…and getting beaten to death.
His girlfriend’s name is Bar? Jesus…there are so many different directions to go with this one……..
Who the hell goes crazy over fat DiCaprio, they living in 1997 over there?
WTF, I thought they had broken up. Now they’re visiting Judaism’s holiest site together? What’s next, will he convert to Judaism? I’d like to see Leo as an Orthodox Jew or Hassid. He could be like the Matisyahu of Hollywood, and insist on playing all of his roles in his locks and bowler hat. Even the action ones. Especially the action ones.
#11, yeah, like that little woman could grow a beard. lol
They have cameras in Jerusalem?????
no. camels. they were trying to push camels in front of them, not cameras.
That one dude looks like Luis Guzman.
#2, Titanic is a great movie and Leo did a great job in it.
Since when does anybody but Al Gore give a crap about Leonardo DiCaprio? I’d like to see those bodyguards try to stuff themselves into his Prius…
@7 — By “I’d hit it” I’m assuming you mean the pavement when Leo’s guards dangle you off of a balcony and accidentally lose grip.
The whole bodyguad thing always reminds me of what pussies these fuckheads are whenever I see them play tough guys on film.
nothing says crapapapparozzi like a cool motorcycle (or 1980s michael jackson) jacket
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