And if my aunt had a dick she would be my uncle!
I’m sure I’m the only one in the WORLD who thought Leo ruined ‘Titanic’. Never been a fan.
I found the Angry Whale Attacks Boat In Japan video more entertaining.
Wow, huge news.
I guess Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears are in comas.
I’m not a fan of Paparazzi, but celebrity bodyguards have been getting away with too much for too long.
#2- Where is Jan Michael Vincent when you need him?
I’d hit it.
What they didn’t arrest him? It should be the law that if your bodyguards assault someone YOU should be arrested and taken in for processing…and getting beaten to death.
His girlfriend’s name is Bar? Jesus…there are so many different directions to go with this one……..
Who the hell goes crazy over fat DiCaprio, they living in 1997 over there?
WTF, I thought they had broken up. Now they’re visiting Judaism’s holiest site together? What’s next, will he convert to Judaism? I’d like to see Leo as an Orthodox Jew or Hassid. He could be like the Matisyahu of Hollywood, and insist on playing all of his roles in his locks and bowler hat. Even the action ones. Especially the action ones.
#11, yeah, like that little woman could grow a beard. lol
They have cameras in Jerusalem?????
no. camels. they were trying to push camels in front of them, not cameras.
That one dude looks like Luis Guzman.
#2, Titanic is a great movie and Leo did a great job in it.
Since when does anybody but Al Gore give a crap about Leonardo DiCaprio? I’d like to see those bodyguards try to stuff themselves into his Prius…
@7 — By “I’d hit it” I’m assuming you mean the pavement when Leo’s guards dangle you off of a balcony and accidentally lose grip.
The whole bodyguad thing always reminds me of what pussies these fuckheads are whenever I see them play tough guys on film.
nothing says crapapapparozzi like a cool motorcycle (or 1980s michael jackson) jacket
@19- hey dr dumbo. It’s funny- you know, the whole fighting thing….. hit it….. it’s called sarcasm. get some.
#8 and 18. I’m in total and complete agreement. This bastard deserve’s a savage beating of legendary proportions. The time of mine he’s wasted. He should suffer too.
wow. im surprised leo didn’t start shouting after his bodyguard “I’ll never let go, jack (assumed name), I’ll never let go!” next thing u kno, tomorrow we’re gonna hear about him sitting on a park bench outside the jailhouse singiing celine dion’s my heart will go on.
plus, i wouldn’t mind hittin’ it. me likes me some leo. he’s super sex.
Dude, I’d want some meaty bodyguards too if I was being mobbed like that. But I’m too cool for paparazzi. lol
oh yea! leo must be a real punk. i woulda took out a AK-47 and just shot the shit outta all of them and told everyone i was the new Billy the Kid or some crap. maybe he would be more populat than he is now instead of being known as a has-been.
“I’m the Rabbi of the world! Oy vey!”
#24 I am with you. The guy is hot.
#21 – Hmmmmmmm…… I checked the dictionary and, nope, that comment wasn’t funny. And sarcasm would be more like “Veggi, stop… my sides… your fucking killing me with your wit…..” See how that works?
Awwww…I loved him in Growing Pains….
#10. oh my he is a fatass isn’t he..it’s disgusting. and this guy has the worst taste in women..ok gisele bundchen, then this bar skank…if you’re “leo” couldn’t you do just a notch better? oh yeah i forgot, he’s fat.
#1 Hey fifth stooge, fuck you.
One thing Arabs and Israelis can agree on is Leonardo DiCaprio needs his ass beat. Might I suggest the next Middle-East peace summit conclude with a DiCaprio execution to seal the deal? We may see peace in our time yet…
#32- Sober up and then we’ll talk.
he’s getting attacked
i wonder how much you have to pay these guys to have your own personal bodyguards. that’d be pretty cool. i bet if i had bodyguards the paparazzi would show up to take pics of me. they wouldn’t know how i was, but they’d figure i must be important since i have my own security. then i could tell my bodyguards to fight the paparazzi and i’d record the fights and sell them online and make enough money to afford to live like a celebrity. hmm, that just might work…
as for Leo, he’s alright, he makes some damn good movies, i can respect that.
and google his gf…name might be funny but DAMN SHE’S HOT!!!
wait,wait! so i’m assuming Leo was not over there trying to negotiate lower gas prices for the rest of us who dont want to look like the first float in the gay parade with our electric car! Well crappers to that then!
I NEED A GAS DEALER!
Those paparazzi they need to get a lesson.They even can’t behave themself properly on this location.
That is pretty crazy. Leo has been in some amazing movies lately though. Hes not that skinny kid anymore.
Im from jerusalem and he came to where i work
hes just as lame as i imagined :\
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