Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news

- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]

- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]

- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]

- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis – and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]

- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she’s not a “shagger.” Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What’s that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It’s Lion-O isn’t it? I’ll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]

- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW’s Supernatural. Ironically, she’ll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]

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