Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news

August 5th, 2009 // 44 Comments

- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]

- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]

- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]

- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis – and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]

- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she’s not a “shagger.” Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What’s that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It’s Lion-O isn’t it? I’ll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]

- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW’s Supernatural. Ironically, she’ll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]

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  1. hamper_lint

    hummm, not what I wanted to see before bed !

  2. IKE

    FIRST!!!
    What happened to Vanessa Hudgen’s NSFW pix????

  3. hamper_lint

    He has changed …

  4. IKE

    *EDIT* I just read this:
    UPDATE: Sorry, guys, Vanessa’s lawyers are claiming she was 17 at the time of these pics

    So, I saved child porn to my computer???? THANKS SUPERFICIAL!!!
    I guess I’ll be buy a trench coat and 80′s sunglasses to go with the whole persona!! No undies under THIS trench coat, baby!!!
    lol!

  5. ha

    Uh, Leonardo DiCaprio is pug-faced and has such a mediocre body. He’d probably be ok in real life, but if I’m looking at a celebrity I want Robert Pattinson or something.

  6. jzhz

    He could run around the block and lift a few weights. I guess it’s the money that attracts those models, because he’s fug.

  7. lol

    Finally, The Superficial is catering to his female readers! Although a poor choice of actor…

  8. angela

    I’d hit it…

  9. Lee, you fucking homo. Give it up. You want to be molested by The Kings County Kinko. Admit it!

  10. Nick

    It’s about time there’s man eye candy on here. Now if the next guy could just be in shape…

  11. Nick

    It’s about time there’s man eye candy on here. Now if the next guy could just be in shape…

  12. Albin Bainbridge

    @ 5

    I was with you until you said you wanted Pattinson. DiCaprio’s not much, but Pattison is the very definition of “pug-faced” and “mediocre body”.

  13. Rosy

    Hes totally sexy.

  14. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    HE IS NOT IN SHAPE BUT ONLY DATES MODELS. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? SUCH HIGH STANDARDS OF WOMEN BUT NON FOR HIMSELF..

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  15. Whippet

    His body is starting to look middle age-y and yet he has the face of a 18-year old. And the ever-present puberty stage stubble. Geez, give it up, Leo, you cannot grow a beard. Let it go man! You’ve been trying for years.

  16. Galtacticus

    He doesn’t like to work out?

  17. Darth

    He works out maybe 2 times a week a hour.Just to stay fit.

  18. Rhialto

    Just not the average metrosexual type.

  19. Hammertime

    @5: Hahahahhahaha! Are you fucking serious? Pattison?! He’s the least masculine “man” in Hollywood right now. Pug face, absolutely nothing even remotely interesting for a body… He’s appealing to the under-13 crowd only.

  20. SweetCherry

    Joan Rivers is an idiot. How do you use a condom when you’re being artificially inseminated? Fucking dumbass.

  21. ha

    @12 and 21

    I think Pattinson has a beautiful face, and nothing anyone says will change my mind. He’s not super ripped, but he’s not remotely pudgy. And I don’t like Twilight at all, just him.

    Ok, ok, here’s a really good one I’d like to see more of: Jason Statham.

  22. Davin

    Totally hot, that’s what a normal body looks like. I prefer that to gym fiends.

  23. anonymous

    He´s FAT.

    I wouldn´t hit that.

  24. TeddyB

    His body tone is dropping as fast as John Edward’s drawers….

  25. Beth

    Wow, you guys are idiots. Leo is gorgeous. You guys wish you could look half as good as him.

  26. TITANIC

    I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH.

  27. jzhz

    How about some Ryan Kwanten up in here – now THAT’S a body I want to look at. And I totally agree about Statham. Hot.

  28. Ick!

    Gross! Leo is getting pasty. Look at that flab. And he’s looking a little over the hill, as well. Sorry, but he doesn’t meet my standards.

  29. Courtyardpigeon

    I’m guessing he gets laid more than I do. I’m in better shape, but I don’t think it helps my odds any.

  30. Totally RPatz any day!
    OME!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the cool Twilight scrapbooking pages at http://scrapbookingtales.mybisi.com

  31. Em

    are you people crazy? i still love me some leo dicaprio!

  32. Ms.Whiplash

    Give him a break guys! He’s probably between films right now and taking it totally easy. He could get back to his sexy, hot Blood Diamond self in a matter of weeks! Love Leo, he’s totally on my “to do” list.

  33. Davin

    He still has abs too, no way he’s fat.

  34. Meh...

    Im just not seeing it….apparently he knows how to charm the panties off of some pretty hot chicks, though! or allow them to get face time with him if they fuck, haha.

  35. Frenchy

    My brother has hung out with him on several occasions. He told me he’s one of the most down-to-earth celebrities he’s ever met, not at all caught up in his own celebrity as many of the others he’s met.

    (Ben Affleck is the other one he thinks highly of for the same reasons).

  36. shortpeopledate

    He needs to do some comic book movies like Tobey, get some street cred back, maybe a terminator movie with cameron. – shortpeopledate.com

  37. Nina

    i PREFER not TO SEE YOU WHEN i m on the beach. Are you a male Leonardo?

  38. Haspi

    Bu ne lan kass?z k?ls?z,üstelikte sar?! Herif misin lan sen garchhhhhhhh!?

  39. Dude

    Leo is about the most Real person in Follywood! As far as I can see, he gives a lot of time, energy and money to worthy causes, he’s not at every fucking red carpet event, whoring for photo ops and he’s smart enough to noly fuck top-prime pussy!

    Hell, THAT’S a REAL MAN!!!!! LOL

  40. Oceana

    Perhaps there is some depth to the models he dates, unlike some people that have commented here – and it’s not just about looks. He is attractive, but yes he is probably on some off time, or is not working out due to a role he may be playing – but who said you need looks or to be fit to be a talented actor? Oh, that’s right, that would be Hollywood standards, right? Shallow, fake ass, and overdone. He is talented, an environmentalist, and I wish I could say I knew him so that I could stick up for the guy a little better. But I know this much – I’d pay to see him act and I do. Who gives a shit what he looks like? I’d love to see what some of you look like without you hiding anonymously behind a computer. Are your standards above your appearance? Most likely…..hey I’d hate to see what’s left when you age. Based on your attitudes – not much left there once the physical beauty fades…..

  41. Oceana

    Perhaps there is some depth to the models he dates, unlike some people that have commented here – and it’s not just about looks. He is attractive, but yes he is probably on some off time, or is not working out due to a role he may be playing – but who said you need looks or to be fit to be a talented actor? Oh, that’s right, that would be Hollywood standards, right? Shallow, fake ass, and overdone. He is talented, an environmentalist, and I wish I could say I knew him so that I could stick up for the guy a little better. But I know this much – I’d pay to see him act and I do. Who gives a shit what he looks like? I’d love to see what some of you look like without you hiding anonymously behind a computer. Are your standards above your appearance? Most likely…..hey I’d hate to see what’s left when you age. Based on your attitudes – not much left there once the physical beauty fades…..

  42. oh get a f*****g grip #40

    Just because YOU are fat and ugly doesn’t mean the rest of us are.
    You do not watch people solely for acting. Beauty is part of it, do not even try to deny it. Fucking idiot hypocrite, preaching to people on here…

    Furthermore, I am not sure why leo with all his man-luck and less-to-do should escape Hollywoods insistance on looking good. If the women have to do it then why not leo? Oh, I get it, because you fancy him and as I can see, he is somewhat out of shape, but still cute, so you still fancy him and it’s all good.

    FUCK OFF

  43. Troy

    Mr. DiCaprio is a brilliant actor. I am sure he is just putting on weight for a role. When the role is done, he will go back to his old thin self.

  44. He is not fat,I think.

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