Leonardo DiCaprio is a freaking genius

October 19th, 2007 // 284 Comments
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Feast your eyes on Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. She’s an Israeli model seen here at the Selmark Lingerie 2008 Spring-Summer show. Leo dumped Gisele Bundchen to start dating Bar and, I don’t want to say it’s the greatest accomplishment in the history of man, but when compared to the invention of the wheel or the printing press, I just have to ask these two so-called “revolutionary ideas,” where are the boobs?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. nina

    HE IS TOO HOT FOR HER!!!

  2. Andrew C

    jcmjr if you’re claiming to have a hotter girlfriend than this Israeli supermodel while spending your Friday night arguing with someone in a talkback thread on “the superficial” … well, you’re delusional. And need help.

  3. PapaJoeSimpson

    She’s Australian not Jewish stupid fish

  4. gauntsmug

    She’s disturbingly identical to Leo. No one should date someone who looks this much like himself; it’s no good for the ego.

    And it’s not even like they’ve been together for 40 years and morphed into one another the way old people do. No, he sought her out this way!

    I’m concerned for him…

  5. Eva

    She kinda looks like Leo.

  6. ana

    @! Mandy – October 19, 2007 6:21 PM
    She wears underwear well. Doesn’t make up for killing our Savior.

    –Seriously?!?!? I am Christian and, he was supposed to be killed, you know, for our sins. Read your bible. And she didn’t kill him because, well she wasn’t alive 2000 years ago. Seriously, lets grow up, drop the racism, and read the Bible.

    @FIRST – October 19, 2007 6:16 PM
    Damn pretty Jew.
    2. FIRST AGAIN – October 19, 2007 6:16 PM
    Because usually Jews are ugly.

    –So you have met every Jewish person? I am so glad I am not as ignorant, shallow, vain, racists, and full of nonsense and hate as the majority of people here. Thank you God.

    @bint – October 19, 2007 6:18 PM
    Israelis are terrorists.

    –Bin laden was Muslim, and a Muslim was a terrorist, that doesn’t mean every Muslim is a terrorist. That is as ignorant as saying every white person is i the KKK and needs implants, or all blacks can play football, all Hispanics are illegal, all Asians are good at math, and so on. Just oversaid, wrong, ignorant, stereotypes. Oh and calling someone a racists term, just makes it okay for someone to call you one. Karma sucks sweety. Step outside your door and learn about someone else besides yourself.

    AND HONESTLY, LEO IS SCREWING HER, NOT YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF.

  7. Nikky Raney

    not as pretty as gisele

  8. Bar Patron

    Anyone notice how the cleavage is different from picture to picture? Those things must really move! Well done Leo.

  9. Bar Patron

    Whoops, different outfits. Never mind. Still amazing though.

  10. kittykat85

    theres something wierd about her face.

  11. Ouch Wits

    “Bar Rafaeli”??? Seriously? What, was “Heebie Gassenbake” already taken?

  12. dude

    #56, you do realize that the people posting those comments are just fucking around, right? And, of course, that the bible is just make-believe, yes?

  13. veggi

    She can wear such tiny panties because she’s circumcised.

  14. TS

    Q. How do you fit 100 Jewish supermodels in a compact car?

    A. Two in front, two in back, and 96 in the ashtray.

  15. sam hain

    What the hell is her name? Bar? Like short for Barbara or what?

    I guess her name doesn’t really matter….

    Hey, speaking of Paris Hilton has anyone seen House of Wax?

  16. go leo...

    …she’s really pretty…and probably very smart considering leonardo’s intelligence and talent…Go man, way to step it up!

  17. schack

    Israeli women make great lesbian lovers. I am waiting for her call.

    PS texASS TRANNY…say it ain’t so!

  18. schack

    @ ana 56

    Do you know how to spell ‘anal sex?’ Think.

  19. X

    @65- no, you retard, Bar is a Hebrew name.

  20. Hollywood Agent

    Leo is gay, you retards. Just think, when was the last time you saw him with a girl. All these models are a cover-up!

  21. mmm

    well if you marry a jew in israel you’ll be set for life financially and #56 theres perfectly good explanations for why the israelis are involved in 9/11

  22. lola

    she is fugly ……………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. rnf2y

    She is a total POS army-ditcher. Check out the recent article in Yehidioth Aharonoth.

    Or just focus on her being a Jew, and make LAMPSHADE jokes. Christ – what a bunch of assholes you are.

  24. BunnyButt

    #53, Fish didn’t say she was Jewish, he said she’s Israeli (though given she has a Hebrew name, she’s Jewish). Learn to read. Oh, and there are Jews in Australia. Maybe this is news to you. There are Jews all over the world, not just in Israel and Hollywood.

  25. bubblee

    3/4 of you are racist..
    3/4 of you are uneducated idiots..
    1/2 dont know how to spell…

    shes gorgeous!

  26. tilly

    funny….
    i’d look like an idiot in that
    WHO BUYS THAT

  27. jew

    Fuck all of you Nazi anti-Semites, die with your jealousy see you in hell !!!

  28. Andrew C

    Time to tear down various idiot talkbackers…

    @63 veggi’s dick smells like cheese and no girl will touch him.

    @64 TS steals jokes I heard when I was in the 4th grade and recycles them because his own wit is so lacking. And the last original thought he had was his brilliant idea of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

    @65 no one’s talking about Paris Hilton you retard. Do the world a favor and stick your dick in a blender.

    @72 “lola” is a fat cat-lady who never got a prom-date and the only outlet for her sexual frustration is to call supermodels who are a thousand times as hot as her “fugly”. Poor girl. Go eat your feelings. I hear Ben and Jerry has a new flavor. It’s called ‘Malomar Malcontent’

    @ 78 crushed-x-beauty is gayer than Leo. I know that because he’s talking about her nose.

  29. Israeli

    I’m from Israel and let me tell you she is hated here.

    She’s a mother fucking cunt who ditched the army by marrying some old gazer and she thinks she’s god’s gift to man kind. Fucking idiot.

    Plus she’s not that pretty. There are so much hotter girl here.

  30. Narcissist

    I bet if Jesus wore some hot panties and a bustier like that, more people would go to church.

  31. Israelicker

    @80

    1.) Fuck the army. What’s a goddess like this supposed to do in the army?
    2.) She IS god’s gift to mankind. And my peepee.
    3.) So much hotter girl there?! Who? Babs Streisand?? Natalie “9 year old boy” Portman? BETTE MIDLER?!?!

    I’d eat the shit right out of this chick’s ass! *MASTURBATES FURIOUSLY*

  32. boredashell

    This girl’s face just doesn’t do it for me. Has anyone ever heard her speak? I seriously doubt she speaks any English, therefore proving that Leo is homo.

  33. WTF

    you are so fool.
    you should shame about the things you said. jews are not ugly and they are completely not responsible for 9/11 or other problems on the world.
    I can believe you are so stupid of thinking like that.
    and for the other people that wrote other things about jews/isaelis you really need to shame yourself, bigot!
    I am jew and very proud of this, so you know what- you can all BITE ME!!
    JUST GO TO HEL!

  34. Narcissist

    “82. Israelicker
    1.) Fuck the army. What’s a goddess like this supposed to do in the army?”
    –She could stand on top of a wall and those HAMAS perverts would masturbate until they dehydrated into dust.

    “3.) So much hotter girl there?! Who?”
    –Mayim Bialik from “Blossom”.

  35. I’m on team Gisele all the way! This girl will be lucky if she attains hal

    f of Miss Bundchen’s fame, and even if she does, I would just credit it to Leo. And what’s with all these religious comments? The girl is a model, she keeps her mouth shut and hasn’t said a word about her religion so you should keep your shallow opinions to yourselves.

  36. sam hain

    @69 hey fuc*stick, so is Barbara. But hey, way to set me straight.lol

  37. sam hain

    @ 79 Andrew C…
    Oh! Settle down, princess!!!
    1. Veggi is a girl, so her dick probably smells like her, or whatever soap her husband uses.
    2. To say we are not talking about Paris, or Britney or any random set of tits at any given point in time is indicative of the fact that you have not been paying attention.

    But thanks for trying to be the comment nazi around here (seriously weak attempt though it was). The world really needs more people like you (or it will when the famine hits).
    Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t you and “X” up there go get a couple sets of tweezers and some of those jeweler’s glasses and have a little circle jerk?

  38. Tiptip

    OMG so many Hitler’s puppies in here. You should be ASHAMED of yourself. Go stick it to a sheep.

  39. James Skinner

    I don’t know man, she seems kinda plain looking to me. Isn’t she the one that said she hates Israel

  40. Israeli

    @82

    1. who the fuck cares what she would do in the army? she could serve coffee or give out blowjobs, not my fucking problem. she sould have done it like everyone else.

    2.) “She IS god’s gift to mankind. And my peepee.” you’re a retard.

    3.) “So much hotter girl there?! Who? Babs Streisand?? Natalie “9 year old boy” Portman? BETTE MIDLER?!?!” by here I meant in ISRAEL you fucking idiot! not the US.

    basically you’re a douche bag. a stupid one too.

  41. She looks just like him. But without the chin fuzz and with boobs.

  42. Leo

    She looks like super-annoyed, not very motivated. or maybe jealous she’s not working on the big gigs like gisele.

  43. Soy

    nice tits for a guy

  44. WTF

    you are so fool.
    you should shame about the things you said. jews are not ugly and they are completely not responsible for 9/11 or other problems on the world.
    I can believe you are so stupid of thinking like that.
    and for the other people that wrote other things about jews/isaelis you really need to shame yourself, bigot!
    I am jew and very proud of this, so you know what- you can all BITE ME!!
    JUST GO TO HEL!

  45. El Ces

    Looks good on her. Her eyes are pretty too.

  46. hahhahaa

    damn Jews calm down, she’s not even Israeli, she’s Australian.

  47. Listen

    she can’t be Jewish, she doesn’t have a huge nose..

  48. WTF

    #97 you are idiot or just playing?? she is jew and lisralis.

    #98 Just shut the fuck up!! there is no sense in the fucking things you say so you better think before you talk!!

    and for all the rest of you bigot, it is so absurd to me as jew to see the hate you have to us, because of people like you the world look like it today, jews are exactly like everyone and we aren’t bad people. before saying bad things on us you have to know us.
    maybe i dont have such a good english but i bet you all understand me.
    SO PLEASE STOP IT!

  49. AVIVA

    WHAT IS THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD? ISRAEL!CAUSE ALL THE GARBAGE IS IN U.S.A… YOU ALL ANTISHEMIS AND ASHOLES’YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE 1/2 OF HER….

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