Leonardo DiCaprio has new super hottie

What does she have? not a brazilian!

This dude always gets the hottest chicks..lucky bastard. Go Leo!

any girl he gets after Gisele is going to be a major downgrade… no matter how you look at it… isnt his “fame” wearing off yet???

Oh and BTW THIRD!

Fuck! Make it 4th.

Tom Cruise is a crazy bastard for wanting to eat the baby’s afterbirth.

His dick must be chocolate flavored or something….

Did Aviator do that well that Leonardo DiCaprio is still famous enough to bang a model?

I guess he’s hot by default, now that Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise have removed themselves from the Wish Lists. On second thought, there is nothing Leonardo can do that could make him hot. He looks like a little boy with glued-on facial hair. How does he get those supermodels anyway?

I thought he looked the best when playing Luke in Growing Pains. He made me forget all about Kirk Cameron.

Kirk Cameron laid more chicks than Mother Goose.

She looks like she’s been doing coke..not that I would know…heh! ;)

Isn’t Kirk Cameron into crazy Hyper Christian movies now? Like Bible Man or something?

Kirk Cameron never laid anyone. That’s what happens when you endorse shitty Christian books like “Left Behind”.

@12

Check your email, you lesbian.

What is that thing that he is with? There are no better pix of this broad? She DOES look like she’s been partaking in some, shall we say, “white lady.” And she’s pretty fug. He’s been looking rather bloated though, no?

@14 – empty mamasexpot, I’ll check again after my rolfing in a few minutes.

neighhhh………kind of a horseface.

Near..Far.. wherever hot models are
I believe that Leo’s got a huge hard-on
Once more, he’ll get in her drawers.

I’m a little embarrassed for myself….

Shouldn’t the 28th Amendment to the Constitution be the right to crack DiCaprio across the back of the head with a pool cue once a year?

He’s kind of hit-or-miss as an actor, but damn, he’s annoying. Not pebble-in-the-shoe annoying, but more zit-between-the-shoulder-blades annoying.

#14, whats your e-mail addy?

Leo is not aging well. This picture gave me a severe case of vaginal dryness. Could anyone help me out whith that.

And don’t say windex.

Can yall believe this, what a way to get the attention off the baby..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060421/ap_on_en_mo/katrina_brad_pitt

Yeah, looks like I should accepted my offer for Titanic 2 – Old Ass Joke.

Remind me again what he’s famous for? I tend to confuse him with Johnny Dep.

#21

Check out “Left Behind II: Tribulation Force”.

@21

Normally, I’d be the first to jump in on that game. But I’m intimidated by your name. Afraid I might hurt you.

#7 – Well enough that he got the Golden Globe and an Oscar nod.

i still think he’s kinda cute….

#8 – supermodels like small penises because they do not stretch out their vaginas; ergo, they do not widen their hips or pooch their tummies by even a miniscule amount.
this is why supermodels like leonardo dicaprio.

and st. minutia, if you’re a lesbian i can send you a pic of myself. that might solve your dryness prob.

Bingo, Evangelia. The last thing a supermodel wants to see is my big ol’ swingin’ 13″ coming their way.

#7 and 27 – Those are probably not the Golden Globes a model would be interested in.

Leonardo DiCaprio sure knows how to bag hot women that is a fact.

Here are some pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girl since the picture they posted was a little small

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/04/20/leonardo-dicaprios-new-girl/

Other than that, she is much hotter than Gisele Bundchen and I am thankful that he didn’t stick around with Lindsay Cokehan.

Take a look at his new girlfriend:

http://www.fresh.co.il/vBulletin/showthread.php?t=4098

way hotter than Gisele

(Ready for the avalanche)

I made out with Leonardo Dicaprio in 2002, in Miami Beach. I was 18.

Taking an ISRAELI model to a LEBANESE restaurant? How ironic…

I love it when faggy, 98lb actors get hot women.

No, not my funniest work, but then again, I’ve never charted this high before, either. Competition is fierce ’round here.

Tom loves the cock.

Damn…wish I had more time……

#35

I made out with Leonardo DiCaprio in 2005, in the underwear section at Walmart, Whitefish, Montana. I was 45.

Man, that Leo cat sure does swing in some strange directions.

This chick is a definite upgrade. Why, you ask? For the simple fact that her nose is HALF the size of Gisele’s. And I mean it, HALF.

Oh yeah, also.. to all the folks bitching and moaning that Kelly Clarkson is a “cute and normal looking girl” and that Scarlett Johansson is “gorgeous and healthy”, feast your eyes on THIS!:

http://www.derekhail.com/show-image.php?img=516
(Got this from #33′s link)

Now THAT, my friends, is what a woman in a bathing suit should fucking look like. Not too skinny, not too fleshy, but jussssst right.. Goldilocks would eat this bitch up.

He’ll always belong to Rose.

#35 – crack kills.

Damn you Leo, damn you. She is lovely even if those breasts are imported.

I made out with Leonardo DiCrapio behind a dumpster in DC, next to a homeless guy that just pissed on the side of his cardboard box. I’m 38 and I’m a dude.

Gabriel Byrne and Jeremy Irons made a manwich out of Leonardo DiCaprio while they were filming “The Man in the Iron Mask”. Leo was awesome in that. He played two people. In the same movie!

Is it bad that I am jealous of her name? I know I have issues with booze (or so my husband tells me, but what does he know?) but damn it, I want Bar as my first name. Fuck.

He’s not aging very well, kind of Brad Pitt-ish looking. But still better than TC.

I never made out with Leonardo, but I used to braid his ball hair before each big date…….

MeganHarris finally said something funny #35

Leonardo DiCaprio looks like a twelve-year old lesbian: not very sexy

Leonardo

Holy Shit #48! I once “faked” having a raging case of herpes to get out of having sex with my babysitter when I was a kid. Guess we’re soulmates or something?

why would the Isreali army require women to enlist? the soldiers should do their OWN cooking and laundry, for God’s sake!