GET YOUR FACE OFF JONAH HILL’S BOYFRIEND!

February 7th, 2014 // 19 Comments

“That’s it. Now gain 80 pounds and tell me how bad you want work with Marty. Mmm, that’s the stuff…”

[Ed. Note: If you don't have a field day with this, I'll shoot you all in the face. - SW]

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    This has to be Inception. We’re inside Leo’s mind, while he’s inside of a Jonas Brother dream.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Soylent Green is…Leo’s cum!!!!”
    (NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM)

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    Piper
    Commented on this photo:

    What is the guy in the background grabbing out of his coat? A taser to fend off the crazies? A hankie for easy semen disposal? Perhaps an altoid to freshen one’s breath and make the post-coital cuddling more enjoyable.

  4. George P. Burdell

    Four inches from happiness.

  5. “I’M THE KING OF THE DWARVES!”

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, that’s right. We’ll get you some drugs and go full Farrah Abraham on you.”
    “You mean professionally recorded, consensual sex we’ll lie about, Leo?”
    “Yes.”

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    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    I call this the “Super Bad”.

  8. Moneyball has a whole new meaning.

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    asdf
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless you, my son.

  10. Hugh G. Rection

    Justin, is that you?

  11. The Most Interesting

    “Um, Jonah?”
    “Yes, sir?”
    “Usually I get paid for that.”

  12. Jkh

    So that’s what supermodels taste like.

  13. Helena Handbasket

    Didn’t he just blow Bradley Cooper on the red carpet? Hey Jonah – Gay etiquette 101 – it’s really bad form to blow a guy while you still have another man’s semen in your nasal passages.

  14. Why, why yes my child, that is my little Oscar that you feel.

  15. A True Patriot!

    It’s just research. He’s a scientist, trying to find out if human/frog hybrids have big dicks.

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    titty police
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes Jonah!! Put ur finger closer to my bum-hole while you hug my nuts!!

    * Bodyguard puts back the emergency dildo after seeing Leo’s grin.

    Fat dude holding a camera is mentally masturbating and hoping to see Leo’s Magical and Mystical KING SLAYER!!
    - Also no looking at his OWN camera…

  17. thats just creepy

  18. poppymoss

    The only part of Jonah Hill I’d fuck is his ear, too.

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    Danicat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fine, fine… I’ll be king of *your* world tonight…”

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